>Aunt Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him
[Whilst smiling and discussing a man who they know slaughtered children like dogs and subjugated many races within the galaxy who weren't human(according to the extended universe)]
He was a good friend.
most of his friends ave gorn
They didn't know he was Dark Vader
Welp. Now we know that Episode 7 was nothing to write home about. Let's all just agree this was movie of the year.
>>63801620
Benny Hill
This movie sucked beyond its visual flair, which itself became tiresome by the halfway point
>>63801836
This.
8/10
Snooke was CGI and looked like the orc thing from the hobbit
Kylo ren was too emo
I like it
Was BB-8 a boy robot or a girl robot?
>>63801518
> the orc thing from the hobbit
I don't think you realize how many of them there were
>>63801606
this one
>>63801540
I think it was a boy
Are stormtroopers more competent with aiming skills in TFA?I hope not
Yes and no. They're generally more threatening and we get to see them do some operating, but they still fall victim to main character plot armor.
Though your gif related was a badass scene.
It was pretty funny to see Finn getrektby that guy.
Yes, they are more competent but I agree with Kylo. They should have gone with clones.
anybody got some more darth traitor
source video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqvbv-SB4bg
FAQ
Q:some lines are taken can I still send link?
A:OF COURSH...funniest one always appears on many
Q:what youtube channel will it be uploaded to?
A:same as /tv/ dubs The Senate Dub
How to Contribute
1.choose line
2.use vocaroo.com
present in good fashion(this saves A LOT of time)
for example:
Vocaroo.com/link
“its over anakin I have a high ground”
Recorded some last night
>A mob bank i guess the joker is a crazy as they say, where is the alarm guy http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzSBPw3hDc
>Is it a problem? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nlcDbzSyis
>Smoke sound affect http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CY5BdGCE9d
>Thats a lot of money
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LGAocZaEBm
>I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash http://vocaroo.com/i/s07V6st42gNF
part1:
Grumpy:Three of a kind, let’s do this.
Chuckles:That’s it, three guys?
Grumpy:Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles:Six shares, don’t forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy:He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him “The Joker.”
Happy:So why do they call him “The Joker”?
Dopey:I heard he wears make-up.
Happy:Make-up?
Dopey:Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Alright everbody hands up heads DOWN!!
I SAID HANDS UP HANDS DOWN!!
I SAID HANDS UP!!
lets go pal im making withdral here!
Let's fucking go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X9xotI234e
>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger
Juts came to tell you that this is the worst Star Wars out of the 7 movies.
Worse than episode 2?
>>63801284
Yes
Its hard for people to accept anything other than the original as GOAT.
>Babe Ruth over Hank Aaron
>Beatles over Led Zeppelin
>in this case, any of the original 3 over any of the next 4
>These qts will NEVER get a movie
How does that make you feel?
>>63801228
who?
>>63801228
literally who?
>>63801228
>there will never be a movie about Ahsoka after she left the Jedi Order.
why?
So your telling me this gay faggot uses the "force" to shoot a laser into a 2-meter hole, with almost zero pilot and weapons training? Bullshit, terrible writing. I expect a box office bomb.
>>63801223
>laser
>>63801223
>Box office bomb
It'll be a shooter more likely
>>63801223
It's literally said in the movie that he trained in a very similar situation
Also he was guided by Obi Wan
how do you not recognize this adaptation for the great film that it is? nvm, just go on jerking off to Star Wars
Shakespeare was the capeshit of his time.
it was just ok
>>63801126
>not watching Shakespeare exclusively on stage
Pleb.
>Bad Santa
frackle stick car
>>63801004
It's a Wonderful Life
The Santa Clause
Eyes Wide Shut
Die Hard
>>63801193
>It's a Wonderful Life
More sad than wonderful, since none of the plot points would be possible in this day and age.
>I don't tip the ticket ripper
>pay for my popcorn, nachos, hot dog, coke, and of course a cheeky tip
>>63800844
Well you're black, so no surprise.
THEY'RE ALL SHIT
EVERYTHING SUCKS
IF YOU THINK A NEW MOVIE WAS "OK" OR "FUN" OR "PRETTY DECENT" YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.
THEY ALL SUCK. THEY ARE ALL HORRIBLE. THERE HASN'T BEEN A SINGLE GOOD MOVIE MADE IN THE 21ST CENTURY
FILM IS DEAD. THE NORMIES CAME IN AND THE CORPORATIONS TOOK OVER.
>THERE HASN'T BEEN A SINGLE GOOD MOVIE MADE IN THE 21ST CENTURY
werckmeister chronicles
feel free to check em
Today's movies are nothing but glib facsimiles of past glib facsimiles
>>63800847
>werckmeister chronicles
IT SUCKED SO MUCH YOU DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME RIGHT
What was the point of this movie?
> Okay, we acquired the rights to what might be the most beloved franchise in cinema history. What do we do?
> Let's remake the original movie, line for line, with less interesting characters!
> Luke will be an annoying mary sue who is instantly great at everything
> Vader will be a whiny little bitch who isn't menacing in the slightest
> When we reveal the Death Star, instead of using it against a planet with a direct connection to the good guys with plenty of lead-up explaining why it's a big deal, we'll just fund a great big CGI explosion fest!
> Will there be any explanation of what planets they are, or why they're important to the good guys, or how the good guys relate to the bad guys?
> Nah, we'll just have a nazi lookalike shout about ending the senate, just like Vader did at the start.
> What about that new character, Fin?
> I don't know, just have him flop around and be useless.
Just watch A New Hope; it's the same movie but with better characters.
>>63800578
>You will never be Daisy Ridleys human toilet
>>63800578
didn't they say it was coruscant that got BTFO?
It was a great movie the black guy was awesome the fact he was black actually added ro the movie.tone it down big deal
Can we talk about how fucking based this guy is? He is easily a better pilot then any of the Skywalkers or Wedge. In fact, based on his kill count, I'd say he's better than all 3 of them combined.
Is he going to be the flavor of the month fedora favorite or the traitor trooper?
He was easily one of my favorite characters. I think one of the biggest flaws about this movie is that he didn't have enough screen time. Here's hoping episode 8 will develop his character more.
>>63800589
the biggest flaw in this movie is that it is evident that there are a number of sequences cut from the film
>poe crashes
>he just fucking vanishes
I am sure the blu-ray will have additional scenes or every character to provide some more development.
Which I would not mind actually, it would be like having a mini-solo series for each character.
Is it true that there will be no new season of Louie in 2016?
Its been moved to webisodes on BLACKED.com
>>63800508
What does the CK stand for?
>>63800753
Cuck King
