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Why do women like fat guys?
Money duh
>fat celebrity
Money
Power
Personality
>fat normie
Money
Personality
>fat robot
You will never _____
Money
someone else aroused for the idea of being hypnotised and turned in to a dumb jock?
or someone can tell me why i am aroused of that fantasy?
no homo
>>35244188
This is very homo dude
>I place a glass of roofie colada on the table
Empty this
>I point to my penis
Grow this
>>35244188
Is this some shit for Kucks?
Face it lads, being fat is better than being fit. Eating delicious food is the best thing next to sex and if you're fat there's nothing stopping you from eating delicious food every day. Are visible abs really worth a life of eating chicken, rice and lentils? Fuck no, but there are a shitload of people here who hitch their self worth to how good they look in the mirror which is quite frankly pathetic
>>35243437
>Do your 1h daily of cardio
>Don't eat shit very often but you can
>Track your caloric needs
>??????????????????
>profit
:^)
>>35243437
guaranteed responses
>>35243437
>implying I'm not permabulking
Hello Brothers, I am the Manlet of Peace. Ask me anything.
>>35242414
Church's or KFC?
I just talked to a girl did I do okay?
>>35242414
Why don't you balance your aesthetics? Your proportions are all wrong
Post all your /fit/ inspired comics, memes, and pepe/wojak images in this thread.
I need them for um my c-collection.
>pic related
If I wanted memes and comics I would just ask what your 1 rep maxes are
>>35242133
Old pasta m8
Is it possible /fit/?
Pic related
Notice her tit size increased by about x50
All she did was eat like a cow and change the angel of picture of her ass
>>35239717
But is this picture real?
I've never seen a female go from completely flat to have an ass like this.. That's why I ask
>>35239704
Yeah, it's possible. A good plastic surgeon can do wonders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOvK1d1Qkdk
why wasn't blaha invited?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnL5ZqsL8cI
>*Breathes heavily*
>"We're the new Spartans"
>>35238553
goddamn greg o'gallagher is the natty fucking king.
>>35238553
He was there, he was just watching the perimeter in case of a terrorist attack.
>he does power cleans
>doesn't even go to the Olympics
>>35219949
the bait is getting worse each day
>that guy who goes to the gym and lifts weights
>exercises
>doesn't leave his house
>lifts weights
>doesn't play sports
literally why
Any recovering alcoholics on /fit/? Been drinking 12-15 beer everyfay for a few years now and a liter of vodka each day on weekends and want to get in shape
I'm 6'1" 165lbs currently
>>35215464
How old are you m8?
>>35215464
12 beer throughout the whole day or do you only drink at night?
Retarded things your gym partner does.
>getting ready to start EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SET
>he's spotting me
>just as I'm about to grab the bar he yawns comically loud
>have to wait for me to fucking yawn as well before continuing
Holy fucking shit.
>>35213955
>8 sets of every muscle we're doing that day
>copies anything new i do as if he's been doing them
>thinks his 2pl8 deadlift max is the shit and yells+flexes every time he hits it
>fucks me in the ass when we hit the showers
This motherfucker...
>any exercise, at any station
>slightly outlift me every time
>always pushes more reps than me
>even makes bigger gains than I do
What do I do guys? Do I need a new partner?
Is this the new king of /fit/?
Industrial sized refrigerator mode.
Think this guy can walk through a standard doorway?
>>35211911
Well, he's only a 6'0 manlet so yeah, his frame really isn't that wide. He's just muscular.
>>35211878
That's a hilariously proportioned physique, his arms are so short he looks like he's wearing a binch shirt
Hey /fit/ I need some help. So I just got back from working out and my dad smelled my breath and said that it smelled like ammonia, which is a sign of kidney failure. Can anyone give me some insight about what the fuck is going on. I don't drink, I work out 5 times a week. I'm slightly overweight, around 20% BF, and my diet consists of protein and veggies mainly, around 100-120 grams a day. I drink a lot of water and have never smoked. What's going on???
Ketosis?
>>35211863
Ya kind of, I still eat bread and veggies with carbs it's just limited slightly.
>>35211857
Likely ketosis. If you are diabetic, potentially ketoacidosis.
If your kidneys are melting, you would feel much worse
Facial aesthetics thread. Pic is me.
U jelly?
>>35246645
dat nose
you look like a manlet bitch who has difficulty reaching the top shelf. fuck off faggot.
What is gluten and should I worry about it? It seems it came from nowhere to now people rage over it for being in their food.
>>35250957
If you eat to much your dick explodes
>>35250957
It's a wheat protein that has binding properties in dough. Some people are allergic to it and it is removed for those people, often for that reason it is often compensated with added fat or sugar. Can't do you a bit of harm.
>>35250957
Gluten is a type of protein found in wheat, barley, and rye. It can produce symptoms of mania and irrationality, but this effect is mainly seen in middle-class American women
I've never seen a thread where we determine the width of our shoulders on /fit/, so let's do it!
Hold your phone under snug under your chin, stand 5-10 feet back from a mirror, stand up tall, arms at your sides and use the video function of your phone to take a snapshot.
Divide the apparent width of your shoulders by that of your phone and multiply by the known width of your phone, which for an Iphone is around 5 inches, a bit more with a case.
This will give you a value roughly equal to your true shoulder width. It won't be perfect since the phone is slightly closer to the mirror than your widest cross section, but it will be close.
~3 feet from mirror
iPhone 5 with case is about 5.15 inches long
>>35250830
Adjusting for my distance from the mirror vs the phone, multiplying by 1.08, I got 19.87 inches of shoulder width
18.4 inches if I don't adjust for the perspective (461/129*5.15)
>>35250770
Alternately you could just go off jacket size since it's based on the shoulder measurement, you mongoloid.
