How do i into pawg?
Post all routines/vids/helpfull materials plz
Squat challenge helped alot but I wanna look at other options too
gain fat weight.
do squats.
Be lucky enough to carry weight in your ass > gain weight > pawg
>>35251174
B R E H S
Is bread (white, wheat, etc.) the shittiest food of all time?
It has a laughable amount of nutrition, a ridiculous and unneeded level of carbs that mostly just convert to fat.
How does any self-respecting person eat this crap?
it's easy to eat and it goes with a lot of stuff
fuck you
>>35250772
carbs are nutrients too, brah.
just as important as preotein... arguably more important than fats.
keep pretending that excluding a macronutrient from a lifestyle is a healthy thing to do.
i'll be over here laughing at your estrogen levels, as soon as your bodyfat% drops to a low amount, and your test plummets like a fucking stone because you are eating too much protein and not enough carbs
>>35250772
In my country all bread is from barley and is black like a niggers dick.
Healthy af
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Help me brahs. Due to work and uni I can go to the gym only 3 days a week. Which 3 days program can you recommend me?
I just graduated from neetdom as a donation attendant, in a semi outdoor space where people drive up and give clothes/whatever. the only problem is the workers take this as an opportunity to smoke while staying warm, so i have to breath secondhand smoke all day. will this affect my health, and more importantly my gains?
>>35250714
Just got my college degree at sleepless school - came out the other end skinnyfat. I was halfway between thin and otter before going in.
So the questions is:
>Cut or Bulk (when you're skinnyfat)?
I hate feeling like I have a gut and would love to cut that shit down, but if it makes more sense to bulk for a bit, I guess I'll just fucking do it and live with the bloaty shit feeling for a while.
There is a girl I want to ask out but my body is shit. I'm skinnyfat with most fat on my love handles, ass and legs and I have wide hips so i look really bad. It will take a long time until I will look decent because I'll bulk up for a while in order to not look like auschwitz mode at low bf and then I'll cut. I think I may look decent next winter only but should I wait, or should I say fuck it and ask my crush out? I'm great otherwise so I think I have a good chance with her but what am I going to do when I'll have to take off my shirt?
Welcome to /PLG/ Powerlifting General.
Fraud is weak Plg is strong btw
Primarily for the purpose of becoming a better athlete on the platform, but all forms of strength training accepted!
>isley pays for dates for girls and receives no sexual compensation for his time and money edition
Post progress, PR's, meet videos, lifts, or anything strength training related!
chatroom for fatties
doesn't it irritate you guys how our idol The Mountain is such an autist?
Do any of you bros do penis exercises? If so, what are you routines?
Do you also do kegels with them? What gainz have you made so far?
I'm starting JP90s program hoping to get my 6 incher to a 7 incher. Would be cool to discuss this topic.
>tfw you will never be so ashamed of your dick that you contemplate trying to exercise it
>>35249424
It's average, why would I be ashamed of it? But like training my body to be above average, I would also like to have a bigger dick for the confidence boost and gangas.
>>35249401
>penis.jpg
>passing off cut penis as standard
Everyone is born with foreskin and it never should be cut off.
You're never natty if you are cut.
You're an alpha male and you know it!
Prove it now
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
>>35247650
>tfw entj
>>35247650
>intj and don't make shit of that income chart predicts
someone had to bring that value down for us ya knaw
Intp shit
Post current body and we say if you should bulk or cut
>TFW bulked too hard and may have to cut over Christmas
Is it cutting season yet?
Lift
Didn't track calories and packed on fat too fast, GOMAD is a cruel mistress.
Think that continuing to bulk through the Christmas period could leave me with a lot of excess fat
Anybody here get successfully fit and then run across someone who used to bully you or an ex gf who dumped you? What happened and how did it feel?
>>35235353
I killed him with one punch
i think about it every day
i dont know who it was but i ran across them and just kept driving. i think about it a lot
>start dating qt cardio bunny
>things are great
>1 year into the relationship she drops cardio as she "doesn't have time for it with her studies"
>6 months of this is enough to make a big difference
>no more exercise combined with binge study eating, redbull and takeout has changed her
>confront her about this
>get hit with tears and anger and...
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Posted my story a couple times, posting again as a warning
>be fat virgin neckbeard
>meet fat virgin leg beard
>get pussy
>it's my first pussy ever and as a fat virgin I instantly assume it's the greatest pussy of all time
>get attached to her
>2 years later somehow end up married
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>>35230142
>be famous movie star
>pussy on tap
>wife gets fat
Do they expect me to believe he isn't cheating?
>>35230142
Stop being a bitch and leave her. You have only one life.
What does /fit/ have for breakfast?
I need new breakfast ideas. It's hot here and hard to eat in the morning but I need something in my stomach before I go to work and I'm tempted to buy shit at the cafe next door.
I have hard times eating stuff in the morning.
Always had phases where I tried but ended up dropping it and just going for coffee until it's lunch time.
I don't know. Oats, cooked eggs, fruits, fit-pancakes.
Probably shit that you can prepare the evening before.
>>35257410
OATMEAL + BANANA + YOGURT + EGGS
Scoopshake:
2 scoops vanilla broton power
1 banana
1 cup vanilla almond milk (nonsweet, my ass is already sweet enough lol)
1 cup spinach
1 scoop preworkout
>Blend spinach with milk
>add powder, blend
>add nanner, blend
Egg Flap:
3 eggs
1 cup spinach, chopped (big soggy leaves are no fun to eat)
1/4 onion, diced
1/4 cup butter chicken sauce
>mix it all in a bowl
>heat oil/butter in pan...
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The size of my quads are fine, but everything below the knee is skinny as fuck. I do Squats, Deadlifts and Calf Raises, but the size of my calves/lower legs are still skinny. Everybody I know has fucking tree stumps for legs but mine are like sticks. How can I fix this?
>>35257331
In my opinion, calf and forearm size are 95% genetic.
Or maybe you could buy some injectable genetics...
My calves are huge from walking on my toes a lot as a kid.
hill sprints
I want to buy an indoor exercise bike. Other than "dont", what should I consider before buying?
Any good brands or rules of thumb I should be aware of?
Just get a real bike. You kike.
>>35257031
Doesnt work with my schedule and the area around here. Its windy as fuck, and I have an infant so I cant just go bike whenever I have 5 minutes. Preparation alone would take 10 minutes at least, which doesnt leave much time for biking
>>35257043
Just ride your kid then.
please help me lose my man boobs, I know I'm big all over but I wouldn't feel too bad about it if I had a normal sized chest
Sup fat piece of shit, no one will help you lose it. Read sticky.
>>35256852
You're fat all over, you can't just reduce your tits and keep everything else the way it is.
Also, you clearly didn't read the sticky.
>>35256852
spot fat reduction is a myth, it's impossible to target the fat on your chest... this info is available in the sticky btw, you should probably go read it before asking any more questions.
How big are his arms if he is 5'3ft
>>35256757
14-15
Adding raw meat/organs in your diet? I've read where people argue that humans are supposed to eat more raw meat and organs that are rich in nutrients that we basically cook out of food. What's the /fit/ opinion on this? Any of you do it?
>>35256719
Retarded
>>35256719
Raw anything tastes like shit. There's a reason cavemen started cooking that shit as soon as they figured it out
Mt ex was a nutrutionist and she said you CANNOT just jump into eating raw food (become a raw foodist) you have to ease yourself into it. By slowly adding raw food and taking cooked food out very slowly becuase your body has to get use to it, the plus side of doing it is your body has to use less enzymes to digest the food so you actually get a burst of energy when. You eat alot. Instead of getting tired when you eat a big meal