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ITT: meme beers
>how many pounds of hops did you throw in
>TRIPLE IT
>ALL OF OUR BEER MUST TASTE LIKE ASPRIN
>itt: meme whatevers
Fuck off.
>>7140014
yeah I drink it because this douche bag drinks it
Is anyone else on /ck/ proudly fat. I would rather die early than live a life without feasts everyday, of carbonara, fried chicken, pizza, chinese fod, whatever the fuck.
That's like being proud of mental retardation. You can try to rationalize it any way you want but at the end of the day you're just a disgusting piece of shit with no self contro.
>>7139201
Do you lack self control because you go on 4chan? It's only lacking in self control if you want to control that thing. If he wanted to be skinny but was still fat, that's a lack of self control. What OP has is just gluttony, a completely different thing.
>tfw eat junk food everyday but still exercise and not fat
Feels good not to be opie
>At subway getting a little dinner after work
>Guy behind counter weights 300 lbs easy
>"What can I get for you?"
>"I'll take a 6" meatball sub on Italian bread"
>Guy gets the bread, cut its up and asks "So what do you want on it?"
>Told him what I wanted literally 10 seconds ago
>"...meatball..."
>He proceeds to take 2 minutes individually scooping each meatball onto the sub with as little sauce as possible
>Confused as fuck at what this land submarine is trying to accomplish
>Minutes later he finally finishes and slides my sub across the cooking board to the cheese station, nearly toppling my sub to the floor twice
>"What kind of cheese would you like?"
>"Mozzarella"
>He grabs the shredded cheddar and almost puts it on the sub
>"Uh... no dude, mozzarella..."
>He points to the pepper jack with a dopy and questioningly look
>"This one?"
>"....No, just some mozzarella man"
>"What's mozzarella??"
>Stand there for a moment dumbfounded, wondering how some fat fuck can weigh a nickle shy of 300 lbs and not know what fucking mozzarella cheese is
>He points to the provolone and looks at me like some fucking infant waiting for their parent to congratulate them on putting the correct shaped block in its respectively shaped hole
>I begin to get pissed off at this point and just want to get the fuck out of there, go home and drink the whiskey I just bought prior
>"Yeah dude just use that"
>I was about two seconds away from jumping over the counter and melting this pre-skinny Jared's face off with the molten lava they like to call broccoli and cheese soup
>Finally we make our way to the veggie station without him almost dropping my sub, a god damn Christmas miracle
>"What kind of vegetables would you like on this?"
>I go with my standards for a meatball; bell, onion and olive
>He takes the biggest handful of each he could grab and just plops it on to the sub in 1/3 intervals without spread it out; 2" of onion, followed by 2" of bell, followed by 2" of olive
Why are people posting that WoC? Is she from a TV show?
>>7138595
>I'm at a loss for words at this point
>When he asks me if that's all I don't say a fucking word, just shake my head and then nod, walking over to the register
>Catch a glimpse of an older gentlemen sitting behind me and he too had a "wtf just happened" expression on his face
>Pay and leave, hoping to fix the monstrosity of a sub I just got at home, and once I get some...
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>>7138599
>doesn't know monica crazy-eyes galetti, the kiwi cook
Though I think she's actually abo, rather than Maori.
/ck/ is shit right now
>>7138131
damn that's some good eating all you need is a slice of raw onion on the side, also here's my southern food
>>7138236
not enough carbs tbqh
>>7138236
>shit-tier mac and cheese
everything else looks good.
This is what a man's breakfast looks like, queers.
How's minimum wage treating you.
>>7137053
Why is your toast such shit? Maybe put some butter on it or something. Toast sucks without something on it.
>>7137053
Do they not sell real beer in your state?
>>7136727
>4x carbs
y
Instant yakisoba.
Microwavable foods that are like crack to you
Any brand of frozen lasagna and garlic bread will do. My favorite are the Sam's Choice lasagnas because of the bechamel sauce.
Best if oven-baked, but microwaved will do. HAVE to put the bread in the toaster oven, though.
>>7134762
Found the teenager
Marchan Yakisoba Cheddar
ITT, foods you simply don't "get".
>>7131144
Caviar is delicious. Acquired taste I suppose.
I don't "get" mayonnaise, just the texture of it alone makes my mouth salivate, pre-vomit.
You know that rush of saliva under your tongue right before you empty the contents of your stomach, yea...mayonnaise does that to me.
>>7131152
I like basically everything. I like even the weirdest seafood. But caviar tastes like nothing but salt (at least the tinned stuff).
Favourite meal thread
>>7129591
my other favourite meal
>>7129591
Oh! Sashimi
>>7129591
Yikes. Favorite meal. I love the food of the American south. I"m from MS so I sit between the bbq of Memphis and the cajun-creole cuisine of New Orleans. It's all pretty tasty.
>wedge salad
>deconstructed anything
>"craft" beer
>gastropubs
>fusion "cuisine"
>"gourmet" insert nongourmet item
>appetizers larger than the meal
$18
>>7128272
All marks of the true pseudo-patrician, or average /ck/ poster.
>four blobs of sauce, each one slightly larger than the last
Made some grilled salmon Ramsay style.
Waiting on my rice cooker to finish.
>>7119565
Done
>>7119962
Why the paper plate ?
>>7119565
Why's there a knob on your lamp?
![Macruronus_novaezelandiae[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9OLHKpG.jpg "Macruronus_novaezelandiae[1].jpg")
What is the best white fish?
What is the best white fish for the price?
For the price i think Hoki (blue grenadier), but they're all pretty fucking similar and second grade to salmon
>>7142853
Pollock.
>>7142853
Tilapia is good.
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>>7142856
Hey guys, how do you like your steak?
Personally I like it well done with some ketchup on the side, what about you? :)
>>7142231
Yes that's how I like it
>>7142231
>no mayonnaise
Shit taste
>not a vegan oat steak
murderer.
other than food wars -shokugeki no soma, any good cooking anime?
gourmet girl graffiti is a good one to watch :D
anime makes me so mad that I poopie my panties so no
>>7142098
Shokugeki no soma was shit.
