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What are some foods that can be eaten in the shower?
I'm looking to trim the fat off of my morning routine, and figure a quick meal with some suds is what I need.
OP again,
I've had some mixed results with my test runs. Spaghetti turned out a lot harder to manage than most foods due to the utensils slipping out my hand, water blasting the sauce off of the pasta, and tendency for shampoo and soap to get mixed in while I work in the suds.
Ice cream was also a no go, and barely let me get a few bites in before it fell off my cone and made a mess.
Strawberries: top pick. Not only were the berries easy to eat with one hand, but the stems could be stomped down the drain for quick cleanup.
I'll be trying...
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omelet on a stick
An apple.
Mom and dad are out of town, and I have to fend for myself. Here's what I cooked tonight. Think I did pretty good desu. 32 year old man, btw.
>Living with your parents at 32
>>7146482
>wasting all your hard-earned money on "rent"
It's like you people don't even like money.
cosmic brownies are pretty great desu senpai
Im making a curry with chicken and potatos atm
its cooking on my stove
the chicken expired more than a week ago so I gotta cook it extra long
whats the longest I can conceivably cook it before things go wrong its been on there for like 2 hours
bout tree fiddy
>>7146455
You don't need to cook it extra long. Just make sure it's white throughout and you're good.
>>7146455
>the chicken expired more than a week ago
why would you do this
So i got some mussel "meat" (don't know the english translation, sorry). What do I cook along with it? Vegetables, yes, but what else?
Gimme some inspiration /ck/
I like them with spaghetti and the usual suspects, olive oil, a shallot and lots of garlic. Serve with a generous topping of parsley and white wine.
>>7146338
They do really well belended into a sauce and served with something else like a more mild fish
>>7146338
We just say "mussels", or "mussel meat" in a more technical context.
3:30am. super duper hungry. can't cook cause of the roommate. only places open are IHOP or Denny's. where do i go /ck/?
Dennys. Ihop sucks
>>7146290
Denny's
Denny's. IHOP is for the homeless
How do you like your pancakes /ck/?
>>7146234
Like in that image is good for me
>>7146234
Thats is a crepe idiot
I use bisquick pancake mix.
You need an egg and some milk to mix the batter.
Then oil my pan with bacon fat or butter because I usually have bacon with pancakes.
I pour in my batter and drop the blueberries on top, I never mix them in the batter.
Just drop them on top and pres them in lightly.
After I flip them I put a bit of butter on each one to let it melt.
Then I serve with real maple syrup. Not that aunt jemima crap. its fake and make of corn it sucks.
I only use the real thing.
What do you like to drink on the cheap to just get fucked up? When it's just one of those days where your digging in cushions for change hoping for enough to get a drink. Me, I like steel reserve 211. It tastes like Satan pissed on a loaf of burnt cornbread and filtered it through a hat full of assholes. But its cheaper by volume than water at my local gas station and it gets you lit.
Would alcohol go into womens breast milk? No? I want to get wasted sucking her boobs.
>>7146193
4 loko is decent for 12% alch
I also enjoy 40s of malt liquor but i cant find them anywhere near me just 40s of regular beer
I have to drive like 40 mins
>>7146193
this
it's like drinking a soda that gets you drunk
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT COTTAGE CHESSE, LIKE WTF IS ALL WATERY AND SHIT!!!
HOW TO MAKE IT TASTY???
Just put it on a bagel
>>7146148
put a vinaigrette on it
Have it with lasagna or pasta with tomato sauce and cheese.
Thoughts/opinions?
>>7146045
>Thoughts
jet fuel absolutely can melt steel beams
i went there the other day actually.
it is alright if you can tolerate the kind of people that go there regularly. i like cereal.
Honestly good for them. They got people to pay over $5 for bowls of cereal. If you can do that you deserve any profit you make.
How many memes can you fit into one sandwhich?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKqs7j3iRxo
>>7145896
I thought he was skinny now?
>>7145902
video was 3 years ago
>>7145896
>Starts off with meme chicken hot sauce
hoo boy we are in for a treat
Sup /ck/
First time visitor
I am a butcher and I just recently became interested in offal. I have made blood sausage/black pudding/ boudin noir and it came out pretty well. What other dishes are worthwhile making? I work in a small butcher shop that slaughters so I have access to any part of the animal. I am limited to beef, pork, lamb, and veal for the most part.
I will also answer any butcher related questions in gratitude.
>>7145808
Liverwurst
>>7145812
OP here
I have not considered Liverwurst, however I have had quite a few commercially produced liverwursts. I am also considering making headcheese or scrapple, as I have had locally made headcheese and it is very good.
big mac is always good
So, i've decided that tomorrow I will try this shit, what other item of the breakfast menu of mc donalds should I try?
sausage egg & cheese mcmuffin is the way to fucking roll
the mcgriddle and pancakes are pretty fucking good as well
surprisingly the coffee is decent but its served so hot you won't be eating it with your food
McMuffins are great (make sure to get the sausage egg one), The McGriddle is a marvel of engineering and also delicious.
I have some oc i wanna post feel free to post your own or any delicious pictues of food you may have
Blackberry pie
I'm too poor for a decent smartphone
Why does ketchup make almost everything taste better?
Because you have the palate of a child/American.
I used to love ketchup when I was a kid, stopped using it for years, tried it back lately. It tasted like shit.
naturally occuring MSG in tomatoes
I made some bread. Yes it's Challa, no I'm not jew. /pol/ pls go.
First time doing a braided style, didn't get it exactly right but pretty pleased with the results. Gotta make sure I even up the thickness of the strands more next time.
looks deece mang
What a coincidence, I made one too yesterday.
>>7145652
How many strands of dough did you braid? I only used 3 because it was my first. My try 6 next time.
