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Please tell me how to make a velvety carbonara /ck/
1. Take carbonara
2. Add velvet (any colour)
3. Mix
Just beat eggs yolks and add parmesan cheese. When pasta is done take off heat and stir in the eggs. Add starchy pasta water for right consistency.
Lots of cream and maybe some peas.
Hey everyone, so as a gift I received tickets to his show tonight. I didn't even know this was a thing until i got them. Anyone ever heard of it or been to it? I honestly have no idea what is gonna be happening in it or how long it's gonna be.
He lies about his culinary career, then flexes and bones his hot wife for nine hours.
>>7138200
Always wondered what he has lied about?
>>7138145
Go backstage and get a blowjob.
Making some grilled chicken parm tonight for the first time. What seasoning do you guys suggest? My usually grilled chicken blend is salt, pepper, garlic and and little bit of red pepper. I'm not sure how that would work with this dish though, I'm serving it on spaghetti marinara.
ask this guy
>>7138114
Goddamnit
You're glued to grilling over frying? In that case, basil, oregano, rosemary, thyme.
The fucks the difference?
One is a wrap and one is a tortilla, duh.
>>7138063
the tortilla look slightly bigger and fluffier
Maybe the "wrap" one is pita? Or maybe meant for countries outside the US.
Pan fried radish cake, siu mai and savory Chinese fried donut for $2.95. Sriracha for warmth on cold chilly morning.
>>7138004
Why does it say "moo"? I thought ching-chongs were mostly lactose intolerant.
>>7138008
It clearly says NIGG
>>7138016
Aren't they scared of them too?
My friend is having a frying party tomorrow and I want to contribute. Currently the only things getting fried are wings and fries. What would you fry up?
Eggrolls are always a big hit.
i'm not coming to your semen festival if you don't have onion rings
Rice balls, potato croquette, zucchini, eggplant, clams
Use your imagination
Rate my pork chops /ck/
Mediocre/10
beige/10
they look like shit, feed them to some stray dogs or something
The pho burrito. Yay ? Nay? I want to try it for the hell of it but I live on:sucka big ol dick Tejas.
Nay.
Pho is about the broth dog.
>>7137914
>dog broth
yep
>>7137914
WTF is a "broth dog?"
Or any kind of beans for that matter. Can you share ideas or your favorite recipes? I'm planning to eat a lot of them while cutting.
Mjuadarrah.
Lentils, rice and onions. Fucking delicious.
>if you want to maintain or lose weight
Feijoada
>if you're looking to gain weight
Feijao tropeiro
Lima and butter beans are my favorite so I like to eat them just by themselves, and you can cook them just like you would a tough leafy green.
>pot of chicken stock with 2 tbs vinegar
>boil until tender
>add hot sauce to taste
WTF is wrong with this potato O_o
Should I eat it, or will I get bubonic plague or something from it? Cause I don't think this is normal.
You know, I'm mad, but in a pleased way.
Throw that potato out, OP. Those little "eyes" are poisonous.
>>7137824
Just cut off the eyes. Problem solved.
>>7137824
a potato is a root, it's starting to sprout like a seed growing. you can just cut them off and still eat the potato.
it means the potato is still "alive"
Why are teacups small and dainty, but coffee mugs tall and thick? Is there a whole big white person explanation for the shapes like there are with wine glasses?
Side question, why do milk and orange juice taste better if you drink them from a mug rather than a glass?
>>7137793
Because tea is for faggots and coffee is for real men.
>>7137798
Asked and answered.
>>7137798
Drinking dirt water doesn't make you more manly. It means you're an uncultured apeswine.
Who are you?
Only crossboarders don't slice on the bias.
>>7137791
Triangles taste better
>>7137795
I'm a scientist and I can confirm this
What's the greatest bread in the world and why is it Challah?
Sourdough.
>>7137649
This. Fresh baked soft sourdough is fucking amazing
>>7137659
Crusty sourdough rye is my favorite.
Let's share our coffee tips!
If you want the best iced coffee, use an ice cube tray to freeze your favourite creamer, put them in a cup, then run your keurig directly into the cup. No need to chill!
>>7124753
Creamer?
>>7124760
Soy based non-dairy food product Ameriblobs enjoy.
>creamer in coffee
>beans in chili
>pineapple on pizza
Wew
The microwave instructions say 6-7 minutes for a 1000 watt microwave.
There are no conventional oven instructions.
>>7137550
I should add that it's currently frozen.
never change /ck/
Put it in a 400 degree F oven until it's done, dum dum.
