>>17150872
1. Go to skulpt.org. You will see an online Python interpreter.

2. Paste the following code and run, replacing the numbers in list with your actual list of numbers.

list = [123, 456, 5789]
a = 0
for i in list:
a += i/(float((i/100)%10)+1)
print(a)

>>17150956
er, the line a += i/(float((i/100)%10)+1) needs a tab before it. then it should work.

>>17150956
>>17150961
So there is no way to do this in Excel? If possible I'd like to write the formula into a cell, that way I can copy it down the entire list.

if you do go all the way to sex, you will without fail end up with the following:

1) it will be awkward.
2) Neither of you will last long
3) Foreplay is a thing that exists. Do it! Some women (and men) find even more pleasure in foreplay than the actual act itself. Don't neglect the talented twins for the moist cavern.

For 1) try to just laugh off any awkwardness. (I assume) Neither of you are porn stars, so you won't know how everything works right. Just keep a handle on any frustration and go for what feels good.

as for 2), you can't...
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>>17150840
Appreciate the answer anon. Incredibly thorough and formal.
That's probably been my main concern, letting someone down/leaving her unsatisfied.
I'll try not too overthink much and just roll with it, and it's good to know I can fall back on foreplay/hand work.
Cheers.

>>17150885
as awkward as it sounds, my best success was when I said "hey I'm gonna try what I think you'll like, and you tell me what works for you and what doesn't."

If your partner says they really like something, keep doing it, but remember that it's like any other flavor of pleasure. It's good for a while, but variety is key.

Here's some good things to try. Don't pull out a list or anything, but if you panic and you need a place to start here's some tips:

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>>17150749

are you ready to be a parent? insist on adopting the baby.

are you not? then ask if you can help with the adoption process and maybe be one of those parents who reach out to their kids once a year just to meet up and see how they are doing, assuming whoever adopts is cool with it.

>>17150749
Get out while you can

>>17150795

Like i said, I wouldn't mind having ONE kid.
The problem is, she already has 3.
I think i would be a great father to one of my own children but I couldn't muster the same enthusiasm for someone elses kids.

I wouldn't even mind being a single parent as I could move back to my homestate and my mom would be more than happy to look after it once in awhile when I have to work.

I just can't adopt her whole family.

So I need to find a way to tell her that I can spend...
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>>17150735
It's perfectly fine to be mad, but just swallow your anger. Making a scene about it won't do any good. Just don't interact with the dumb bitch at all.

>>17150738
I don't, it's the fact that she's telling others I know. Is it not enough that she rejected how I felt?

>>17150735
It's not that big of a deal. In that situation, it'd be just as easy to answer with some shit like "yeah, why?" People will forget about it pretty soon.

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>>17150695
If you're asexual, what does it matter what sex the other person is?

>>17150695
The chances that you are ACTUALLY asexual is about one in a million. Go see a doctor.

Yes.

>>17150516
Don-t stay in a relationship with poor sexual chemistry. You will grow to resent them, then be upset that you wasted so much of your time.

No, you aren't an asshole. You just aren't a perfect Disney prince with everything to offer a woman and asks for nothing. Basically, a human male. Find a new girlfriend.

>>17150519
>you're an asshole because you're sexually incompatible

Kindly fuck off.

>>17150467
Fuck, I cannot give up junk food it sustains my very soul.

>>17150715

"I cannot give up"

You don't have to give it up necessarily, but limit the amount of shit food you eat.

>>17150467
Why will putting that name in the name field get you auto banned? Can someone please explain it to me?

>>17150310
sounds like it's you that wont compromise with them. They could have had animal control trap the cats and euthanize them. They could have simply killed the cats themselves as well. Keep your little overgrown furry rats that shit all over the place and kill other animals off of others property.

>>17150388
Cats bury their shit though. It's not like he lets dumbfuck dogs on the loose.

Wont compromise? First of all your a idiot you cant catch and euthanize cats that have papers and owners. They are our cats.. that would get them in a shit ton of trouble. What we are doing is called TNR (trap neture release) it keeps from more cats coming into the area and keeps current ones from breeding. We are helping to make less stray cats come around. I cant controll what they do after we trap them.Shit in there yard you say? I guess we should kill every other animal inluding there dogs that shit in there yard tooo? I tried to talk to them and inform them what we are...
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>>17150124
You probably already attract guys your own age, you just choose to ignore them.

>>17150131
In that case my mind completely blocks whatever memory I have concerning that, since I can't recall a single one.

>>17150197
Well, then the two most probably things are that you're
>ugly
>shy
The ugly option explains itself, you just won't have as many men approach you. If you're young and shy you'll attract more predators because that's the type they know they can groom, do you have a baby face? Or are you actually really young?

>>17150070
Herpes will go away, almost everyone has had it, I got it as a child probably from swimming in a pool with disgusting people, hasn't bothered me since

>>17150107
you're a bit dumb

>>17150107
Nothing you said in this post is accurate. None a single thing.

Maury

I don't think you can just walk away legally. Bumping for op.

>>17150046
Depends on the legal system where you live. If you're on the birth certificate without contesting it, a lot of places will consider that an acceptance of legal responsibility whether or not you're the biological father. Similarly, if you have accepted and acted in the role of the father.

It's pretty fucked up that if you've been acting as these kids father that you would just abandon them. Do you not care about them at all?

I'm kind of curious how you figured you might be the...
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Wait how old are you and what is causing the hair loss?

>>17149950

Just go with close buzzed instead

Being close buzzed is also punk

Though you can keep the long hair and not hide tour widows peak for thst cowboy look

Are you that one ugly faggot from /fa/?

>gf has really hot friend
>smoking god damn hot
>she's also black, and i love black women
>checking her out everytime I see her, loving that ass
>want to hit her up about having a quiet affair behind my girlfriends back
>scared she'd just go right to her, and rat me out

flaksjdf;lkasjdflaksfjd

>>17149923

....no. It doesn't work like that. Break up with your girl and then try getting with this girl you find so attractive.

>>17149948
Why not? If she doesn't tell, and I don't tell, noone gets hurt.

Move out

>>17149796
Talk to her like an adult about a problem you have wth her dog.

>>17149796
Does the dog get sufficient attention? How often is it walked? Does it have an area such as a yard which it can consider its territory? How long have you lived there?

Sorry, but until you actually give us details as to WHY this dog may be acting the way it is, I am not going to automatically assume it's the dog's problem and not your shitty animal husbandry. Dogs are trainable.

>>17149780
Encourage her to see a physician about her weight/health, get a second opinion, and if both agree that what she's doing is healthy, you won't say anything about it.

Otherwise she needs to consider that she might have an eating disorder and it would be a good idea to see a councilor.

>>17149780
What's her BMI? Her weight and height (equal BMI)? As long as her ideal weight and height are within the recommended area, she's good, but I know from experience that a BMI of an underweight person won't always achieve the result of that woman in pic related; all bodies are different and have different ideal weights so if she goes overboard you have to get her professional help, dying from being underweight IS possible (people in first world countries tend to think about this less) and there are many...
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>>17149780
1200 is too little. 2000 calories a day for an active male and 1600 for an active female. Adjust for your body type.

You won't be able to do anything. Friends or people she doesn't know are more likely to help. Have an intervention with her maybe or get her to seek therapy.

You never posted her weight so she might just being hardcore till she reaches a healthy weight. 1200 though again is too little. She needs to slow down the pace and go about it in a healthy way.

At least tell her...
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