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/adv/, I need your help. I recently found a girl i know from high school on backpage, and she offers very in depth "massages". I recently emailed the address on her backpage looking to arrange something for when I returned home from college, pretty much confirmed it was her, and arranged to arrange something once I was actually home
here comes the issue. I have a girlfriend of almost 5 years, and this chick definitely knows her and knows people who know her very well. What do I do? Avoid the girl on backpage? Try and convince my girlfriend to give me a 4 handed "massage" with her?
I've always wanted sexual things from this girl, since freshman year of high school, and I'm almost positive that once she knows it's me she'd be willing to do anything, including keeping it a secret.
idk what to do :/
pic related: of her from the backpage
Such hubris
>>17156445
a little, I definitely overexaggerated, especially with her being willing to do whatever. she probably wouldn't even want to do anything.
>>17156431
>I have a girlfriend of almost 5 years, and this chick definitely knows her and knows people who know her very well
I can't believe there are people literally this fucking stupid that manage to make it through life.
Will I ever meet my internet bf IRL?
You're being catfished by a fat lesbian.
>>17156386
Yah but you need to earn money
>>17156389
I won't be able to get a good enough job to make more than my pension, do I should just save better?
I think I'm too ugly for a pretty girl that will make me feel special, I think my best chance at getting a girl is blowing my head off in front of some girls to make them feel sorry for me https://youtu.be/_VmE6CJrF9g
>>17156308
are you at least as hot as that guy? cuz if oyu are then just a decent shave and some working out would be enough to land plenty of pretty girls.
you know if you/he stopped acting like a retard.
Your mental illness is your greatest enemy
>>17156316
That was me
So I have this cross tattoo. Pic related. I don't know whether to keep it, get it removed, or cover it up. What do you think?
Cover it. Getting it removed is painful, needs lots of sessions and is expensive as fuck, on top of that sometimes the tattos is never 100% removed, so get it covered up with something nicer
>>17156284
any suggestions on what I should cover it with? people say make it personal but I cant really think of anything personal that would be that interesting as a tattoo.
That's it, I'm adding cross tattoo to my filter.
Fuck you op.
I really wanna impress this girl. We've been platonic friends for five years, but I just realized that we should date.
I don't know how to approach this.
Scare her so she come to you for protect.
>>17156275
if you arent already impressive to her, then you dont have much help. she knows you well enough to know that this is what you are.
you could of course change, and id recommend it in terms of self improvement, but not for her. i doubt this is the long game you are playing.
your (second) best hope is to simply try to transition it into romance subtly. be more flirty. be more touchy. be more protective. see how she plays into it. if she does, wait for the right moment, but go in for dat kiss. then when its over say you arent sure why you did that, but in that moment she just seemed... perfect, like theres something new in her you've never seen before (your dick)
>>17156275
Get with another girl to make her jealous
I'm scheduled for a interview tomorrow. But I feel really discouraged for a few reasons, and I'm debating just skipping it. it's a hours drive just to go, and I have no motivation or energy for this shit.
Anyway, all my friends and co-workers have been supportive, but I KNOW I won't get the job, even if I pass the interview. So should I just lie and say the interview went ok so they don't ask lots of questions of judge me? and if in the future they ask I could just say "it didn't work out"?
What will be the result of that action?
You'll feel worse if you skip out. Go, try to get the job. Try to do it. Work at something before you quit.
If you're having trouble tomorrow focus on one thing at a time. Get dressed to go outside, eat breakfast, whatever. Once you're all set to go outside, head out. Once you're outside start worrying about the interview.
>>17156241
>>17156247
The thing is I know 100% I won't get this job. The interview could go perfect, but I still don't get it.
Basically, I'm fucking exhausted and stressed from this week, and I don't feel like driving a hour and paying to drive on a toll road and paying parking fees for a job i won't get.
I just feel alittle bad because my friends and co-workers have been supportive and shit. morals bullshit
How can you become asexual ?
Yes become a eunuch.
>>17156194
cut your balls off/cut out your uterus
Isolate yourself, stop with the porn, etc.
My tummy hurts and im not sure why its 4am here I cant sleep I squatted in the bathroom because I thought id puke then felt ok for a while so I came back to bed now its feeling bad again
I don't want to go back into the bathroom tho because its 4am and my dad is trying to sleep
Do you fantasize about your Dad sexually?
>>17156137
Quite frequently, actually.
How is this related though?
>>17156137
No he's my dad
>always really nice to people
>as nice as I can be
>really want to see people happy
>people love me at work
>no one wants to hangout with me when I'm home
>feel like people only temporarily enjoy my prescence
>feel lonely all the time and like no one truly wants to be around me.
What do I do /adv/? Should I be more mean? I don't want to be mean. I just want to make people really happy but it seems as though the more people I make happy the more no one comes around. It's starting to make me kind of depressed, and makes me feel like I should be lonely.
>>17156073
Take that fedora off and be more aggressive. No one likes a pussy buzzkill.
Be fun. What do you do? Invite people to a fun thing
>>17156117
I'm always offering to pick people up and go to cafe's, or a show or something.
>>17156112
Why though? I don't like being aggressive.
>family friend owns a large company
>tells me that if I send a resume in, he'll hire me on the spot at 76k starting in new England
>resume is still open in word and not finished
>don't have the energy to even half ass a shitty resume that's going to be blank anyways, so I can get a do nothing job and buy things that I don't want
Help me write a resume, dudes.
I got by school just using /sci/ to do my homework and help me on projects, and have been a NEET for three years since I graduated.
Can I get a fill in the blanks template? The online ones aren't made for dummies like me.
Kill yourself.
This is either weak bait or you are the most pathetic person I've seen here.
>>17156057
just go to a career center or something. local colleges will have one
Started smoking weed a year ago.
Mom doesn't know at that point.
She gets me a job at her place of work over the summer.
They require follicle test
Never gave me one.
Got the job
They still haven't drug tested me.
What do
20 y/o
Pic: cute gril
Stop smoking weed dufus.
But that won't help untill I get rid of my already thc'd hair. That takes time
Keep smoking weed. Maybe you get caught, embarrass your family, get booted, waste opportunities, but it's worth it. I swear.
didnt get much of a response last time so ill start again
>started college which mother dosent approve
>dont care what she says because I worked hard to get here
>she goes on a rampage and loses her mind
>starts speaking to herself
>cant study in house because shes gone crazy
>start studying in library, library usually is packed
>start failing when I start studying at home
>trash talks college to herself and puts on fake "go to college Its a good thing this that"
>"I constantly hear you trash talk my progress, stop being fake"
>goes on rampage storms around the house
I literally feel miserable everyday, I try to be here as less as possible but when I am I basically spin into this miserable mood and it goes on for days
>>17156039
Why not study at the library?
Study in an unused classroom
There's gotta be other places man. The college library where I was had two floors, with a gigantic quiet room. If it's still somehow packed, you take yourself down to the public library, I assume you have a car so if that somehow is packed, you drive as far as you can to another.
Another option if you have any friends is to ask if you can borrow their room to study in.
Why or why not? What do you think of this man's body? How does it look to you? Like a man's or woman's?
>>17156038
I definitely would. That is pretty much my ideal mate. I'm bi though, so don't listen to me if you're straight.
>>17156038
Why do you keep posting this everywhere you colossal faggot
So under some circumstance a family might be movig in with us for a while. My problem is that he knows how to pick locks and hack. Last thing he did to me was remotely hack into my android phone, probably with Metasploit and stole my entire photo album before forcing it to factory reset(luckily my drive backed up everything automatically). Then he leaked some of the nudes and content to my last job where I was harassed and had to quit.
Not it looks like he will be with us for a while. My mother told him to leave his laptop away from the house and he is very pissed about it.
Just want to know is there any precautions to take knowing his capabilities?
Also. To the fucker who fucked with me in my thread two days ago.....fuck you. I have an erection again.
Is this prick family or something? Is there any reason you haven't called the cops on his arse? What he's done is against the law. He can reckon he's as top shit a hacker as he likes, get the police involved and he's piss his pants like the pathetic dickhead he is. You shouldn't have to deal with harassment at work (and job loss apparently - take that up with the Dept. of Labor).
If you can't stop him from coming, make sure your mum stays on top of him leaving his laptop away - if he's playing on computers while he's living at yours, he's gone, no ifs no buts. Really though, your mother shouldn't be letting him into your home.
>>17156029
Get on his good side. There are so many benefits. You can't run away. Keep your enemies closer than your lovers.
Get some large dudes to intimidate him.
What he did to you is extremely shitty
>>17155989
Look for a job in the music industry?
>>17156006
I have. Jobs in the music industry are 99.9% nepotism.
>>17155989
maybe you should go to a culinary school or trade school if cooking's not your thing? it's not like you're prevented from getting more education just because you have a degree.
>>17156013
ill be honest with you, that is kind of a step backwards.
