>>17152344
Cancer

>>17152346
Thanks

>>17152346
>Cancer
No, that's /pol/.

Aries - /a/
Taurus - /b/
Gemini - /v/, /vg/, /vp/, and /vr/
Cancer - /pol/
Leo - /soc/
Virgo - /r9k/
Libra - /int/
Scorpio - /s/, /hm/, /y/, /u/, /h/...
Sagittarius - /k/
Capricorn - /d/
Aquarius - /adv/
Pisces - /x/

Exactly why each is categorized as it is is one of those great mysteries that would drive you mad if you ever knew the truth.

what would make you happy in life OP?

>>17152348
i'm not familiar with this state of being anon. i know i don't like being bored.

>>17152332

can you expand on your negative higher education experiences? was it difficulty or a lack thereof? social aspects?.

you've identified something that won't make you happy and that's a good start. what you need is a goal; something to work toward. something to remind you that yes uni blows right now but it is necessary because of x and y. again i would ask, what would make you happy or feel fulfilled in life?

>>17152243
>I'm despairing because my folks have been paying for my tuition regardless of my objections. They also don't know I've been lying to them about my low gpa.
Look's like you've dug yourself into a hole.

Are you in a community college?
What major?
What classes have you failed/need to retake?

>>17152243

Did you actually try or did you just smoke a bunch of pot?

If the former you are a noble idiot. If the latter then you are human garbage.

guessing bad because no "You too!" but keep talking to her. If you're in highschool she might not even know you exist

Totally normal response with no actual meaning to it desu. I wouldn't interpret it as good.

>>17152229

Bad.

You clearly care more than she does, which means you're more likely to get hurt.
ALso, she typed "haha". It means that she's either actually laughing at what you said, finding your compliment funny, or she's nervous as fuck and tryin' to lighten things up.

Also, straight up, never comment on their appearance, unless they comment on yours first. Again, it's part of the whole "who cares more", you need them to care more about you, then you do...
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>>17152186
. . . Then get fit. You already know how to do it.

>>17152209
I am. What else?

>>17152186
Dont be an sensitive bitch boy. Part of being manly and cool is becoming your own man. Do not copy or attempt to imitate any other man. You haven't walked in their shoes, nor can you relate on any experiences that you have not participated in.

Go read some books on social interaction. Once again, do not recite any of those examples. If you are unable to take the general idea and adjust it to your situation, you missed the point.

Go get fit, buy some nice clothes, get a car and keep that bitch clean af.

Sounds like Pearly Penile Papules, OP. The freckle thing is throwing me off tho

>>17152070
aids
sorry about your luck

>>17152070
That's aids.. Go to a hospital right now.

>>17152068
yes

>>17152068
>Should I complain to my school about this blatant sexism against men?

this is virtually all schools, and virtually all men complain or try to complain about this.

Nothin' ever changes.

We're the disposable, expandable but somehow still oppressive sex, while women constantly need to be given more help, and bonuses.

That's the way the world works.

Complaining is pointless, and the only way you'll ever see change is through defecting...
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This obviously sounds like a pornographic scheme.

is this what passes as flirting nowadays?

If he's threatening you, you can call the police.

If it really was a small allowance, I'm sure returning it wouldn't be a problem no?

>>17152004
It's like $400 but I don't want to give it back. Especially after the harassment and threats.

Is Rutgers hard to get into?

>>17151980
>>Failed out of BSN program for failing two classes
lmao

>>17152076
>lmao

Because I failed two nursing classes or because failing two classes = expulsion?

That's what, 130-something kg? What a fucking twink.

>>17151914
>we went on a date and had a lot of fun! He's asked for a second date and the idea of people judging me is really weighing on me.

Dat untintentional pun.

My ex girlfriend was a measly 100 to my 200 (at the time) and I was the smallest guy she'd dated weight wise.

Shaming is going to happen no matter who you date for any number of reasons. If you actually enjoy his company, don't give a shit what people think about you two as a couple. It's not...
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>>17151953
This sums it up perfectly.

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Fuck him in the ass to assert dominance

>>17151899
You don't beat him.

You either join him or lose your friends from jealousy. Because it is very likely they have already noticed from your behavior.

You stop being 14

>>17151829
if you're poor af it doesn't matter, even if she divorces you in 5 years after she's a citizen. It's not like you have shit to take, so you might as well take that sweet ass to pound town for a few years before she cuts you loose. Shit, she might even pay your bills and shit homie.

>>17151845
I dunno man is it a bad idea though? Like I don't have shit but neither does she.

>>17151866

As long as you are comfortable with the fact that she WILL divorce you and that she DOES NOT genuinely love you, go for it.

It might happen that she grows on you, but do NOT take this for granted.

Personally I would not do this, because it sounds dumb as fuck. I have had foreign friends get married to Americans and they basically get harassed by the government checking in on them all the time to make sure it is a legitimate marriage. You have to get witnesses to write official letters saying you guys are legitimately together.

You both need to actually date, actually like each other, actually introduce each other to your families, etc etc etc.

Although you met with the plan of "get married so she can stay", you have to actually BE married.

Do not think that it is easy to just get married and have her stay here and you'll fuck her in return.

>>17151715
If you have the money, make yourself a girl, nothing wrong with that.

Get out of your house and stop dwelling on your mental illness.

>I'm so fucked up.
Yes you are.

>>17151715
Take testosterone supplements and go to the gym.

Tell her you want her to get drunk... if she says no, then that's the end of it. It sounds like she doesn't like being drunk.

>>17151719
Is it really ok to outright say that to your girlfriend?

>>17151791
How long have you been together?