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Do women ever like skinny guys, or is that something I need to "fix" before I can expect any reasonable amount of success with women?
I prefer skinny guys, granted they have a nice face and hair
>>17153715
Girls prefer guys who are on the same body type as them. Skinny girls like skinny guys, fit girls like fit guys, fat girls almost always end up with fat guys, and so forth.
Obv there are exceptions
>>17153715
Skinny is fine for a lot of them, what they REALLY care about is money
Does the average woman actually enjoy sex?
We're on 4chan so responses are skewed, and obviously whores love it but it seems like most women would be fine dying as a virgin.
>>17153702
Maybe they would prefer dying virgins than having sex with you, maybe thats the vibe you're getting.
And yes, most women like sex they just get aroused differently
>>17153705
Cmon man I'm talking about how married guys talk about never getting any, gfs won't put out, etc
>>17153858
You falsely assume those people should have gotten married in the first place, or that they're both mature, open people who communicate clearly with one another about needs and wants.
Most people do not do this in relationships because they're fucking stupid. People who know how to operate correctly in relationships don't have those kind of problems.
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i really need some relationship advice guys
im in a long distance relationship with a really cute girl for 2 months who is literally an angel, shes 21 and a virgin. with that said, she really really wants to take her time with this relationship and doesnt want to jump the gun to have sex, she wants to work upto that slowly and wants her "first" to be with someone special which I totally understand. We haven't done much other than make out and dry hump but couple days ago on one of our dates to the movies, she put her hands in my pants and stroked me and...
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>>17153415
im soo fucking frustrated, its frustrating enough that she wants to take her time and ontop of that its a fucking long distance relationship, we barley see eachother. Im really losing interest in this relationship and i dont know what to do, i've been giving her one words answers all day... I want her to feel how furstrated i am, i want to frustrate her just as i am... we're gonna see eachother probably at the end of the month and im planning not to touch her or make out with her or anything and if she...
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Holy shit you are immature as fuck.
She wants to take it slow, take it slow. If you're unable to keep it in your pants then just leave.
>>17153415
You're probably not right for each other, but this is not your fault.
DESU she sounds like she's got serious fucking issues about sex if she's sending texts like that.
Doesn't sound like you'll ever have a healthy sexual relationship if she believes that sex detracts from a relationship rather than enhances it (which she has all but admitted)
Tldr drop her and find a non fucked up girl
My gf and I are 22 and are both virgins. We have been close for a year now and have been in a committed relationship since October.
Is it too early to try and have sex with her? We done oral both ways and one night she wanted too, but she chickened out.
She doesn't use tampons, only pads. A month ago I fingered her and she said that is the first thing anything as been up in her vagina.
So should I push her since she wants too, but is afraid... or just continue to be patient? I would be lying if I said it doesn't frustrate me a little.
>>17153368
>Is it too early to try and have sex with her?
Why don't you fucking talk to her?
Too early? At this rate I'm pretty sure she's going to come out as asexual and tell you she has no interest in sex
>>17153369
69 Don't lie OP
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Reposting because old thread just died
Girls and guys
>Have you ever been in a rebound relationship?
>How was the experience, was it beneficial in the long run?
>How long was your previous relationship?
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I'm 18 and have a cool car but an entry level job. Will I find a nice girl who could be interested in me?
Hey,
I'm an Asian male, average height, dress well, intelligent, attractive.... but I'm also super asocial and depressed.
It's easy for me to get female attraction but I'm such an asocial fuck it hurts sometimes. But the worst part is that the only girl I truly love is my cousin. Yeah, it's fucked, but I've only met her twice in my life and I keep putting her on the pedestal.
So I've been dating this girl for over 2 years now. We still haven't had sex but have done practically everything else. The closest we've come to that would be we almost had anal the other night but I only got the tip in before it hurt too much. Anyways I have quite a few weird fetishes. She already knows that her farts turn me on and she seems ok with that (though she was a little weirded out at first). However my next ones are just worse. I want her to shit on my face. I have a giantess fetish, a shrinking fetish, an anal vore fetish, a soft vore fetish, and...
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Forgot also full tour fetish
I'd be more worried about dating for 2+ years without sex
>>17150409
Actually we're both pretty good about that. We really love each other and she feels nervous about it. She's going on a vacation soon and told me she wants to lose it before she goes
You know what to do.
I had a dream about the Girl i'm Interested in
Basically, I was back at my old High School, hanging out with some friends, and the Girl was with her friends at another table. Soon she and her group leaves to go somewhere. I get up soon after, to go and do some stuff, and I run into her in the hall a minute or so after, and we begin talking, and then we walk to my old math room where her friends are, and we continue talking, and I think one of us brings up the idea of hanging out sometime soon. I don't know where it went from here, as that's when I woke up.
Side Note: She did not go to my High School, I met her in College
She has been mentioned Randomly over the past couple days (More than usual)
And I have been meaning to ask her how her Bro's graduation went. (Can't even do that right)
Ugh I can hear them all,
"Yeah she's awfully nice, just awfully weird as well."
>>17150250
>she's awfully nice, just awfully weird as well.
My kind of girl
So /adv/ I have a difficult time going down on my girlfriend because of the smell and acidic taste. Is it just a thing I have to keep doing to get used to it? I really want to give back to her for every time she goes down on me. So... Any advice?
Shit tastes like candy to me
>>17155515
Hahahaha fucking gross
>>17155545
Cucked as fuck nigger feel bad you like the taste of rancid poor hygiene
It just tastes super tart and pungent to me :/ anything i can do to make it better or is it like an acquired taste?
Today my crush who has shown a few signs of interest asked me regarding my friend who has a similar dress sense and hairstyle to me "are you two brothers? You look like each other."
Now, for the sake of argument, let's say she does find me attractive. That means she also finds my friend attractive, right?
What?
>>17155402
>Like a girl who has shown a few signs of interest in me
>Says me and my friend look like each other
>Therefore, unless I'm mistaken, if she thinks I'm attractive then she thinks my friend is attractive too, if she thinks we both look alike
Not hard.
>>17155399
Maybe, maybe not. Do you both have the same type of personality? Your looks could be a part of it, but how you act could be why she likes you.
Most likely though she might think your friend is attractive but doesn't mean she has any type of feelings for them.
My voice has changed, I have a nasty cough, it hurts to swallow, and my throat hurts like a bitch.
man up, its just minor inconvenience.
Get tested for strep throat or bronchitis. Does the back of your throat look sore/red/irritated?
Sounds like laryngitis. Go see a doctor
Why do people always suggest LSD/mushrooms as therapy? What do they do?
>>17155354
Who suggests LSD/mushrooms for therapy?
Therapy for what?
Shrooms does apparently treat depression. I don't know about LSD. In either case you don't need to do enough to hallucinate.
they highlight any deep issues on your mind. basically give you the bitter truth of your situation. some people cant handle it though. depends on what kind of person you are. but if youre willing to accept what you experience and make whatever changes in your life necessary, then it could be very beneficial to you.
I am thinking about becoming a photographer but I dont think my pictures are good enough
>>17155310
There's a difference between thinking and feeling..
If that's OC then I agree. That shit is painful to look at. Why would you even use that retarded angle? It hurts my eyes.
>>17155310
Post more of your work. If it's not good you could always go to school for photography and get better that way. Also just practice it and study it. If you're truly passionate about photography then it won't seem like a task to do so either.
Bitch dad (pic unrelated)
>be me
>dad beats me since i was like 6
>when I was 8, beat me up, lifted me by the neck and threathened he will throw me down the basement stairs bcs i woke my little brother and sister up
>autistic brother (literally autistic)
>he abuses mom and sister the same way
>i'm practically his punching bag
Should I fight back the next time he tries to hit...
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>>17155140
call the cops mate.
>>17155148
nah, mom had a spine surgery and is unemployed, social service would probably take my brother and sister (twins 13 yo)
>>17155157
yeah, theres nothing worse than being taken into a family that can actually take care of you without beating the shit out of you.
After finishing school 2 years ago, i was done with society, i was socially awkward before, but isolation from everyone last 2 years got me on the new low, now i find myself at the situation where im scared AF to go to barbershop to cut my hair, am i completly lost?
>>17155075
nope. just go outside.
>BUT ANON MENTALL ILLNESS IS A BITCH
yup. i know. i had agoraphobia for a year because some weird dude started stalking me and i was afraid to leave my house. i lost a lot o f friends cuz i wouldnt go outside and was begging them to do my groccery shopping for me.
to this day im still scared and its hard for me to go outside in say, short sleeves, cuz i feel like im not protected. even though i live in fucking LA and it gets hot as balls.
ive...
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Ayyy where yall at
Just bring a magazine nigger
Should I go to my final test even though I know I'm going to fail the class?
Help please it's in 20 mins
Just do it
>>17155043
Yes. If you must fail, then fail with dignity. This can only come from a fight to the end.
Besides, sometimes unexpected victory comes from there too.
