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I'm about to get some pussy for the first time. What do I need to know?
>>17185565
you stick your penis in the vagina.
>>17185565
Jerk off a bunch before seeing her; you need to be able to last longer than 5minutes. Do a lot of foreplay as well.
The right home is the middle one between the belly button and the pooper. Insert your peepee the and move back and forth until you cum.
I just graduated from High School. Two weeks ago to be exact.
I'm pretty much a poorfag, so I signed and submitted my FAFSA, and am preparing to send out college applications... But I'm a bit confused.
I received a letter from the FAFSA website stating that my request for aid was processed and sent to my listed schools - but no exact mount of $ was listed. What must I do to learn about the amount of money that I received? It's crucial that I learn the amount, as the school that I'm aiming for costs $40,000 for four years (Although it may be less...
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>American
>No Debt
pick one
>>17185567
">No Debt
Yep. I'd rather go to Japan and work as an English Teacher than be weighed with the siniste burden of debt. Fuck creditor calls and fuck those looming bank ceos with their highfalutin ways. Fuckin' cunts m8."
anyways, back to the topic at hand
The idea was to have this all sorted out before you graduated because schools that accepted your application would have a lot more helpful information regarding your finances there
I need some advice, i'm studying music but i need a way to fund my career because i got started last year and i'm 20, i'm learning to play the violin and i love it more than anything, but the problem is that i can't get a job that would allow me to study and still give my best to music.
There are no part time jobs near me and no jobs with a flexible schedule so I was thinking about starting a business but i'm not sure about what i could sell, i know some html and css so i could make a website but i'm not ready to start a freelancing career...
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Recent music grad here. You have some options. Managing websites, making your own, working graveyard shifts, are ways to avoid scheduling issues and still have time to practice. However, it may not be the most reliable source of income. I personally go for the 9-5, practice when I get home and occasionally play gigs at night or on the weekend.
>>17185476
>excuses
people have done a lot worse and given it their all. this is kind of why adults hate millenials, cuz you act like you simply can't do something, but until recent history it didnt matter if you couldn't 'comfortably' do your best.
you had to work two part time jobs while also finding ways to study in between customers while also doing your work. yes it was hard. yes it was difficult. it took a LOT of adapting and doing things you'd never...
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>>17185507
Where can i find a website management job?
>>17185525
this doesn't help me, i understand that maybe i don't seem enthusiastic about having to work, but i'm doing this, i'm just seeking advice on how to do it
TL;DR I need a side job.
I love my job, it helps my resume, I'm good at it, and it gives great benefits. The problem is that I only work from 730 til 1 and there aren't any more hours available.
I'm looking for a job where I can get an extra $600-$800 a month, ideally just 10-15 hours a week.
I have lots of experience with kids and special needs kids. I know basic javascript and also basic Spanish. Other than that though no real skills.
I'm hoping for something boring or just low stress but I'll do basically anything that...
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>>17185451
If that's you in the picture, you could obviously do escorting.
You could be a paraprofessional and work with autistic kids, either in school or as a tutor.
Or you could just suck it up and driver for uber, which isn't the worst way to make money, but drivers are starting to make less now.
>>17185451
Babysitting one kid with special needs, or two typical kids, easily brings in $20+ hr where I live. Look for a preschool with a morning program (many run from 8 or 9-1) and advertise availability in the afternoons?
I'm here because I'm looking for some ideas about what to give to my gf for her birthday
I'm not looking for something material like an object but more like something we can do together.
any advice is appreciated
budget: 100 €
pic not related
>>17185443
You know her better than we do. Or maybe you don't? In that case, get her a 24" dildo because she's a dirty little slut.
>>17185443
>implying all girls are the same, so we'll magically know what yours likes
Fuck, dude, mine would be thrilled if I took her on a day trip to her favorite fishing spot.
You're going to have to tell us wtf your girl is into and not into if we're going to give ideas.
OP here
first of all she is a very tender girl.
she is also very romantic but not in that way that she has to show everyone her feelings.
she loves nature, being outside, doing stuff, taking pictures, singing. after all she is quite extrovert.
and the girl about we are talking appreciates culture and other cultural stuff.
do not suggest me to give her a ticket to some city or book a hotel because she already expect it
>TLDR: TRIGGERED
I dated this SOUL SUCKING SUCCUBUS named Nicole for 3 years and she was a fucking CUNT BAG.
I gave everything to this girl. She was such an idiot autist that she would make the most retarded sexist/racist jokes for shock value and make my friends hate her. I lost a lot of friends over her and damaged some relationship for her, because I stood up for her. I was an idiot kid and thought it was the right thing to do at the time, thought there was honor in it.
That doesn't piss me off, what pisses me off is she was a two-faced backstabbing WHORE who constantly threw me under the bus and embarrassed the FUCK out of me. She wanted to break off this friendship with this guy she was fucking before we dated because I didn't feel comfortable with them being friends, and she went over to his house and ignored my calls for several hours. Somehow, I don't remember how, one of my friends found out, and she confronted me, asking me if I really thought she didn't cheat on me. I defended that STUPID WHORE nicole, of course, and never got to the bottom of it, but upon reflection, and after not being a NAIVE FAGGOT, i've realized that she probably did cheat on me.
What really takes the cake, is that since she had a shit home life, me and my parents let her live with us. Do you know what this FUCK FACE WHORE did? She got a ticket from a cop, and agreed to go out on a date with him if he didn't give her a ticket. i, like a cuck, was like "fine, as long as I don't have to pay a ticket for your RETARDED INGRATE ASS"
So she does. Probably fucked him too, like the WHORE SLUT CUNT she is. Then she had the audacity to ask me if she could go on a second date with him. And my parents found out, and I just remember the look of "wow you're a fucking pussy" from my mom. I got so pissed at her, told her she's an embarrassment, that she treats me like shit, etc. But I couldn't break up with her, because now she was fucking living with me and didn't have anywhere to go.
>>17185408
>cont'd
Then she went to college. Had a party and did a little dance in front of this fucking guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I confronted her and she said "no, that didn't happen". And that was that.
I hate her, but I'm mostly mad at myself for letting her get away with this shit.
Eventually I got tired of her horseshit and broke up with her. We were separated for a year before we got back together. She eventually blew her brains out. Currently pissing...
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>>17185408
>>17185428
Oh look, another cuckbait thread. I look forward to the day when Cuckfags all embrace their homosexuality or kill themselves.
>>17185408
Sh8 b8 m8 I r8 .8 out of 888
A girl told me she wants to sleep over this weekend, does this mean she's in to me or does she just want somebody to keep her company?
Expect nothing but hope for everything
It could be a movie night
It could be cuddles and some company
It could be insane sex all night long
Girls are strange creatures that never say what they mean in a clear way.
Nobody here can tell either.
Why do you have to know? I understand why you'd want to. I'd also appreciate if someone gave me the courtesy of showing me their intent but we can't expect that sadly.
Your place or her place?
So I'm a 22 year old virgin who's thinking about getting an escort.
Details - I had a girlfriend a couple of years back and we kissed a lot and I got one bj, but apart from that, I'm a canvas. I just moved out of my parents house into a flat which I share with my female cousin, same age as me. My room is small with a single bed and some clutter which I'm not sure if that will awkward things up atall. Most escorts in my area charge 150 or so per hour, so should I do it or wait it out until it comes naturally? And what's the first time like? Will she...
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>>17185341
if you had oral sex you're not a virgin
oh also, no escort is going to come back to your place they'll always either do it at their place or neutral ground like a hotel room
Why not. Tell her beforehand you're a virgin so she will know and be able to put you at ease.
My hair is currently waist length, thin and extremely straight.
probably not unless you style it that way
i have a mix of curly/wavy/straight medium-thickness hair and mine is barely that puffy when it's that length unless i put some product in
Generally speaking, hair gets wavier/curlier when you cut it short because obviously you don't have the added weight of the rest of the hair pulling it down.
Try taking a look at your shorter hairs and see whether they tend to be frizzy or curly, and take a note of what other family members have curly hair.
Also, that actress is wearing a wig, just so you know.
Your local drug store has probably got DOZENS of different brands of jells, mousses, potions, and concoctions that will add body to your hair if you need to.
My mom gave me some of her perceptions and I've been taking them the past few days because I get so overwhelmed by what's going on in my life. Ive taken then for two days now. The first only taking one and yesterday and today taking two and I just feel more paranoid, anxious, and groggy/disconnected. Is this normal when first starting anti anxiety?
>>17185302
being more paranoid/anxious no
being slow yes
try going to a doctor and getting a referral to see an actual specialist instead of your mother who could be doing more harm than good since you guys don't know your actual issue.
>>17185302
Stop taking it. I promise it will fuck you up. Please do some detailed research on this med. look up the actual drug, not the brand name. Start reading the forums on quitting these meds, and you'll see what a soul crushing mind fuck it is. Your anxiety pales in comparison to what these will do to you if you continue to ingest toxic biological poison.
>>17185320
get the fuck out of here with your hippy dippy shit, proper use of the medication causes zero problems.
I am not mentally stable and I feel sorry for my boyfriend.
He's an absolute unicorn and I love him, but sometimes I wake up and I'm completely disconnected. I say weird and sometimes hurtful things and switch from two extremes very often.
I tried to kill myself. I didn't believe that someone could actually love me and they're just lying to me. He was very angry.
I'm finally getting help to balance my neurochemistry, but I don't want to drive him away.
>>17185226
As long as you're grateful and honestly apologize and do your best its going to be fine
I had a gf thst i had to stop from killing herself, tell her everyday that i won't leave her and thst she can stay at my place as long as she needs
Its poison yes but try to realize he's not lying and he obviously loves you
>>17185226
If you want to keep him then get the fuck out of your broken head and talk to him. He loves you. Just be honest. You'll let him out his penis in you but you can't talk to him? What the fuck, society?
>>17185226
Wait until he eventually dumps you (he will), then find another mentally unstable person you're attracted to and then enjoy and suffer each other's madness.
the only way
also don't listen to these fucking normies above me, they don't even know what they're talking about
they think mental illnesses are cured by "just being urself bro"
I need someone to tell me what a fucking idiot I am.
I have a relationship with 2 girls at the same time
Girl A
>She loves me for who I really am (or thinks I am)
>She doesn't really care about my looks
>She has done things for me, that not even my mother has done
>She is not that pretty, maybe a 6/10
>She is extremely boring at sex
>She would gladly die for me and...
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>>17185210
>I love her too
Sure doesn't sound like it.
You're a fucking idiot. Grow a pair.
>>17185230
I do. I started the relationship with girl B planning to use her as my fuck toy 2-3 times a week, because my sex life with girl A is completely dead. But now I can't get her out of my mind
Hey, I'm only 5 inches fully erect. Is there any penis growth shit that actually works or am I just fucked for life by genetics?
It impacts my confidence with women because, well, there's nothing to be confident about.
>>17185205
5 inches is plenty to satisfy most girls. You fell for the porn meme.
>>17185211
Well, I mean exactly five inches.
>>17185205
What is girth? That matters a lot also. 5 inches could be stretched , if you think the length is that bad. Google Indian yogi penis stretch
Is financial infidelity a reason to get divorced? When do you know it it's time to move on? How do you know if you reach the point of giving up on somebody?
We don't fight usually, only over money. I am generally happy in my marriage, we have lots of things in common. I can really see a future with him if he only stops messing up with money. We generally have a blast, he is a very nice person and very affectionate.
He has major depression and ADHD. I forgot to pay his bills for almost six months and didn't tell me. Then we decided to work it out...
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Depending on the state you may still responsible for the debt even if you divorce. Look up your states divorce laws and stipulations and learn a bit more before making a decision. If you do decide you want a divorce you should plan it out extensively and be prepared to spend more than you think, especially if you have children.
Finances are a big deal imo and it shows a lack of caring on his part. His debt is your debt, and putting that strain on someone in a very careless manner at that, doesn't show you much respect.
>>17185200
>you forgot to pay his bills for 6 months
>he's horrible with money!!!
>>17185221
For that particular loan he is only responsible for it, student loan.
>>17185228
He is yeah...
I don't love him any less, so that's why i am conflicted about it.
Since I was a little kid, I've had a lot of weird rituals I had to do or else I'd have panic attacks.
I felt the need to count things constantly, repeat mantras and prayers to myself, and check repeatedly if my body/clothing was clean. I also have serious anxiety issues around cleaning my house or workspace and keeping it it organized. I carry around a notebook and have to write down everything I do each day.
My parents and teachers didn't really understand what it was, so they would just tell me to stop because "only crazy people did those things"
I...
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>>17185188
Yep OCD.
You know what OCD minds are usually good at? Benign magic rituals, because basically your mind is attempting to practice ritual magic. Get some books, and read up. Also stay away from summoning. Just work with earth elements to start with.
>>17185336
Interesting. Thanks, anon.
Religious rites have always fascinated me, even though I don't follow any particular tradition. I like reading up on the topic, though. I will look into this.
>>17185188
Psychfag here;
Given what you've said, it seems 99% likely you have OCD. No harm in bringing this up with a GP, they're not going to hate it if you explain that you have rituals you feel an overwhelming compulsion to perform/complete, and if you don't you have extreme anxiety. The GP will more than likely want brief information, such as an example of the rituals. I'd also make a point to say that it the compulsions and rituals don't distress you or impact your life in any meaningful way.If you ask politely for a referral you're good to go.
As a side note, OCD or in fact any mental illness doesn't need to be "fixed". So long as you're comfortable with what you have and can manage without it impacting your life drastically, therapy most likely isn't going to have a profound effect on you beyond helping you understand what you have, which seems like it would give you some closure. Also, I highly doubt medication would be suggested. If it is, you can always look for another psych. You have no obligation to do anything against your will.
Good luck OP, I understand your apprehension but be open and honest. Everything should work out well :)
