Boobs though!

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>>17186920
Why don't you get some beanbags and crawl between them like a turtle

>>17187464
Didn't think there was a way that OP could become an even bigger faggot, but I guess I stand corrected

either op just watched memento or he is trolling himself into believing he actually did forget

Do it OP, post results

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that's not all desu, here are more

never watched memento in my life. Probably fucking myself tho. note that this notebook is like 5-7 years ago

>>17186910
I don't know. I doubt anything is wrong. The threesome story would be an eye opener, but not a red flag. Go for it anon. She's cute too, so don't fuck it up boy.

>>17186910
>>plays Video games
Nothing to worry about
>>Engineering Student
No problem
>>beast in bed
Not bad
>>likes Star wars and all the geek stuff
Not bad
>>not so many female friends
Orange flag
>>had a threesome (mmf) with a guy her best female friend had a crush on
Giant Red Flag
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>>17186910
Get out before it's too late. Shes is a train wreck in slow motion

>>17186887

It should also be stated that I never have to see her again, as none of my friends are friends with her friends. It was just a university relationship between us, but I do still feel like kind of a cunt for what I did.

>>17186887
yeah I'd consider that some good closure. Its best you explain that before she accidentally makes some life changes on false assumptions.

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>>17186887
yeah man also remember to tell her she was the best sex you ever had, she could use some ego boost.
Works every time for me.

Do you roleplay as the one who raped her

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>>17186884
I'm in a similar boat anon, mine was and I was too (I'm a guy), it's hard for you but if you truly love her then buckle in cus it could get much worse, ptsd has a lot of lingering effects that could strain your relationship, essentially you just have to be there for her, comfort her and remind her it wasn't her fault at all if she ever starts to say things like that. If you love her you'll have more times when you're both doing great but there will also be dark times, just try to toughen...
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>>17187668
How the fuck did I remember it's name is metabee

>>17186881
>I feel like straight out saying I want an exclusive relationship on the first date would scare away most women
As it should, because you would be nuts to demand exclusivity from someone you don't even know. The point of the initial steps is getting to know the other person to see if they are "relationship material" as unless you notice immediate disqualifiers you can't judge them until you KNOW them. If you wanted, you could make it clear fairly early (date >3)...
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>>17186915
It just feels weird having that point where we're dating and hooking up and she could be hooking up with other dudes. I know I could be hooking up with other girls but I usually just like one girl at a time. And it feels like I'm being manipulated a lot in that non exclusive period. Maybe I'm just dating the wrong girls. I've seen some of my friends get into relationships like a day after meeting a girl and I ask them how and they say it just happens.

>>17186991
Why do you feel like you are being manipulated?

>>17186817
Start dressing up as the high elf she wants you to be, Skeeter.

Her tastes are her tastes, you accept them or don't.

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>>17186817

>What can I do to make this work out?

Nothing. There is nothing wrong with being sexually incompatible with someone. Sometimes you and your partner just don't click sexually, even if you like them in every other category.

Liking someone is not a guarantee that the sex is going to be a direct reflection of that. Its possible to like fucking someone you don't like and possible to not like fucking someone you do.

Either reside yourself to feeling weird...
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>>17186841

I like having sex with her though. I like a lot about this girl. I dont want to drive her away because I have no imagination.

Is there like a book on this subject or something?

man up bitch boy

Bring a friend

You basically have to man the fuck up anon. The only reason it "doesn't help" is because you're simply failing to man up. The only way to overcome a fear is to face it head on

No, but the only solution is to leave her. Fuck that bullshit.

>>17186791
Last time I heard that it wasn't too long after that she wanted a 'break'. It's either she's seeing if you guys match on a non physical level or she's is not feeling emotionally connected for some reason.

I'm sorry to hear it, OP. My money's on the possibility that she wants you to break up with her.

>>17186781
Honest answer, join the Navy.

You lack direction and are going nowhere. You're lonely, no one understands you, and women don't like you for some reason. You can't get off your ass, yet you want someone to tell you to.

Seriously join the Navy. You'll find that the military is just for people like you, especially the Navy. The Army is for people that are lost totally. The Marines are for people trying to impress daddy.

The Navy is for lost souls trying to connect with others...
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>>17186821
>join the navy

the simpsons are fucking real. this murikans are delutional

>>17186781
>What the fuck do I even do...

You stop complaining and do something about it. Find one problem and fix it. Get a job, get a gf, at least try dammit.

>>17186763
move on

>>17186763
This is not a problem. Get off tumblr and into the real world.

>>17186786
I want to be their friends exactly for that purpose though, to gradually try and ween them of that shit site and it's shit userbase.

>Eat better
>Take libido supplements
>Never ever ever ever ever look at porn, even while not fapping.
>Limit fapping to once a week.
>Work out
>Go on hikes
>Do kegel exercises
>Flirt with girls
>get a gf
>Stop being a pussy
>get...
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>>17186764
And once I do all that, I'll have the motivation to clean my roo,m and invite girls over to my house? Or ask girls out on dates?

>>17186773

>clean my room

Dude no wonder you don't feel sexual, you know you're not at your prime.

Have you ever felt "sexy" after a long day of eating potato chips in your dirty ass room?

Trim your pubes, shave your balls, work out, clean your room, eat raspberries. Do shit that makes you feel good about yourself.

>do girl friends ever take the initiative to text their guy friends first?
Girl's are sort of conditioned to be passive like this, even when they desperately want to be with a dude. Some have untrained themselves from being like this. Of course when one side never initiates contact it feels shitty. If it's not naturally bouncing back and forth, with both initiating contact, they are either bored of you or lazy.

>>17186730

If you have to analyze texting habits in order to decide whether or not your friends are real you're probably a teenager who has no clue what true friendship really means, and it that case it doesn't matter.

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>>17186896
>tfw nobody has ever texted you first

Cleaning.

Avoid telemarketing jobs like the plague. You are offered a position that pays more for chrissakes, and it will leave you time for studying. Plus, you won't have to deal with people over the phones.

>>17186738
Yeah that's all true
It's more just I know the telemarketing's ok but idk about the other job, I have no experience in it
I'm just scared of change but you're probably right

>>17186719

Clean. Better pay, and you get to fuck the hot intern working late to impress the boss.

>>17186718
Women get off mentally, Men get off physically.

Go submerge yourself into your wildest fantasy. Use porn, dildos, people, anything that helps you loose yourself in the pleasure you want to receive.

foreplay 1st
let him suck yer tits, neck kisses does the trick too, get insanely wet 1st

>>17186718
>I need a good orgasm before I go mad
Go get a Sybian