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How difficult is it to get into voice acting as a career?
Voice actors are just actors you know
>>17183668
So Pretty easy then?
>>17183663
Pretty easy, as long as you're a massive faggot/pretty girl
hello /adv/, im posting this here coz i dont want to expose us anywhere else and here i can be anonymous. so i met this super cute guy i really liked and we started dating 5 months ago. the thing is, he has a really small penis. i dont mind it being small, in fact i think its cute. but when it comes to sexual action, i prefer it a little bigger and thicker, 6in or so. for that i use dildoes, and the intercourse has always been like this: he puts on a strapon, we have sex, after a couple of orgasms i get him off by giving him a blowjob. i told him i loved him and that worked...
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You kinda force the dude to use a strap on to fuck you which is messed up. Try it some times without the strap on and just let him enjoy himself. Sex isn't always about YOUR pleasure you selfish cunt
>>17183012
7.5 here. Just saying ;^]
>>17183012
I don't even have a small dick but it's hypocrisy like this that really implements that /r9k/ attitude towards women. You will crucify anybody that makes fun of other girls or people that are ugly or were born with some kind of problem, but you have no qualms about poking fun at something a man has no control over.
I want to start hobby breeding (or work with other breeders) alligator lizards to domesticate them and sell them as pets. However, I've been researching for a week now and I cannot, for the life of me, find out where I start this process legally. I can only find small laws on trapping in my state, which doesn't help me.
I don't want to do this under the table style, as this is a hobby that genuinely interests me and I would like to be able to sell the babies legally and somewhat ensure good homes for them, so I need some sort of license.
I also tried asking about this on /an/ but never really got an answer, so I'm asking here now.
Does anyone hobby breed reptiles in general? Or just know of what facilities I would have to get in contact with to do this?
>>17182577
bump
Not sure about the states but in AUS you need a licence to breed and sell pets. This is done through pur department of licensing....
that is a cute lizard
is paying for a hooker worth it?
for those that are single and horny, why haven't you?
>>17182174
it really depends on your definition of 'worth it'.
in my opinion, no, but i get laid easy enough. never been in a position where a hooker is my only option for more than a two day period.
honestly depends how much a hooker charges. but i wouldnt do it.
>>17182174
Because youd never be able to respect yourself anymore and anyone who knew would never respect you.
But if you think any form of pride you have is worth sacrificing to get laid go for it.
But as a tip sex doesnt actually feel that good. The emotions and enjoyment from interacting and thrashing around with another person who wants to be there is what makes it fun. Kinda like a single player game vs a multiplayer game. The single player mode is overall more polished and optimized for gameplay but the multiplayer...
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>>17182174
Never needed to, and I have the confidence and looks to go land some tail.
I think if I was to buy a hooker it would be to do something sadistic that I wouldn't do to a friend, like so I could fuck her in her ass and not care if it made her cry, or if I was desperate.
And if I was desperate, it would be like acknowledging that I didn't what it takes anymore, like turning in my sexy card. I'd sooner bang a 3/10 fatty that was into me than a 9/10 hooker that I knew was doing it for...
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What's the longest lie you've kept? I've heard of people spending years weaving lies over eachother to keep themselves concealed
I somehow convinced everyone throughout high school and college that I have a twelve-inch dick.
>>17176530
So what you're saying is that you haven't lost your virginity
>>17176540
Bazinga
Hey /adv/
There is this girl in my high-school whom i like and find attractive, we've spoken a few times and we get along. Apparently she's a 'slut' but i think there is more to her than that. However the issue is that I'm not really in her 'social' group and I'm afraid that if i ask her out or talk to her in a more flirty way things will go south socially for me. How do i approach the situation? is it worth the risk? or should i just avoid it and wait until college?
>>17186071
JUST GO FOR IT, but ask yourself if she really wants to go for a date or if you're being just a friend to her.
We aren't friends really, more like people who know each and know we exist, she did stare at me a lot when we out on a trip of some kind.
but we have talked etc
should i ask her out over text or in person you think?
19/malet here. I hadn't checked my height in months because I thought my growth plates had closed,
but turns out I grew half an inch.
Is there anything I can do to grow more before my growth plates close for good?
>>17185941
i hear we absorb calcium until we are 23. and while thats mostly bone thickness, im sure it cant hurt. get your daily calcium requirements. actually eat healthy. people like to think growing is 100% going to happen on its own, but kids who grew up eating nothing but junk often dont get too tall cuz your body needs those nutrients and energy to grow.
work on posture, you lose a lot to simply having bad posture.
sorry to tell you this, but if genetics doesnt help, nothing will
170 cm tall manlet here
> tfw when 196cm
My new girlfriend has PCO disease, she doesn't have her period. Can she still get pregnant?
>>17185763
Do you understand what a period is?
>>17185763
she will never get pregnant
>>17185763
Ask a doctor. Don't seek medical advice from 4chan.
Hello guys !
I will launch my project on Kickstarter soon, I would like to have your opinion or advices about it : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cuboak/89598128?token=2a7c0084
Thanks !
>>17185760
Seems like a waste of money imo. Why would I want to buy squares of cheap wood and bars from you when I could go to home depot and get the same thing for less? More importantly, who is your market?
>>17185790
Also, why is it called cubOAK if you're making it from pine or spruce?
>>17185760
Are measurements standardized or is that something the customer can decide on too?
How to build a reputation in the freelancing market and where to begin?
I've tried it before but i got no jobs since the sites i tried were full of people with plenty of reviews and certifications, also a couple of companies bidding (not fair).
i know English and Spanish, and maybe i have other skills but i don't feel they're as developed as the ones i've mentioned. Any way to know what i'm good at and how to profit from my skills in freelancing?
>>17185732
Quite simply really, land the first job, get a good review, land second job, get a second review.
If you become good friends with the client, have them write a recommendation for you on LinkedIn. They might also start promiting you whenever somebody in their networks needs someone to perform a certain job.
You start from scratch OP, take small manageable steps to start amassing good reviews and certifications.
>>17185740
which site should i use?
>>17185745
There's always Fiverr. Otherwise you might be able sign up as a tutor- or a mentor for some kids having challenges with their English- or Spanish courses?
Hey guys currently about to enter my freshmen year of college. Hoping to pursue in STEM major, and I'm in need for a laptop this summer for college. For STEM majors should I pick windows over mac? Or if I were to go with mac should I wait for the new releases this summer or just stick to a windows laptop? Any recommendations?
btw also heavily produce music on my computer so that is a factor i need to consider before purchasing
no one needs a mac
if you just need it for uni work and music stuff, just get like a 19inch with a good processor and 8gb of ram, that should cost you around $350
chromebook
You should get something that's compatible with whatever software the school computers use.
so today is the three year one month annaversary of my gf and I being together. a couple weeks ago she dumped me for another guy.. fucks me on the side and thats about it.. kinda feeling bummed out. opinions? cheer me up?
>>17185681
stop fucking her. it makes you feel worse. i know you think it helps to have her there, but also BAIT.
>>17185688
no b8, I promise. I'm so pathetic I dont have any other friends so I spend all my time waiting for that couple hours every other day I get to see her and it makes me feel wanted, even for the wrong reasons
should I keep acting unaffected by this but deep down I am very affected?
how to get good advice here?
i have posted here before and there have been helpful people that helped me with their advice, but i made a post seeking legitimate advice and i only get a couple of answers and one was from this "man up suck it up" type of person, i don't think i can do anything with that kind of "advice" i wouldn't know how to
>>17185665
So try again? Not in this topic though because every post in here will be to tell you to stop being a bitch.
If you want good advice don't go to 4chan. This board alone is riddled with trolls, cucks, and attention seekers. I think you know this though and are an attention seeker yourself.
>>17185665
hard to say without telling us what the problem is. generally you have to make sure you word advice correctly.
but one thing you have to consider is that many people come here saying they want advice, but in reality they want a magical option that fixes everything.
the phrase 'you cant have your cake and eat it to' came about because cakes were considered pretty, something nice to look at. cakes are somewhat of a decoration for a party. you cannot have your cake (as in there, to look...
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what is more impressive to girls, to brag about your dick size or to brag about your "magical" fingers?
Neither.
Just prove to us you're not a waste of oxygen.
>>17185662
>she thinks she's so mighty because males want to stick a dick in her hole
lmao
>>17185662
what makes someone not a waste of oxygen?
So... i have been dating this guy i know from the internet since half a year now. I agreed on going out with him because he was such a nice guy and literally everything i wished for while we just texted. But I only realized he is a total cringy loser now and i totallly realized i dont have any feelings for him. Not being mean here. I just don't know how put it in a nicer way.
Here is my problem: This guy changed his whole life for me. He started to study on a university because i told him i like guys who have a decent education and when i told him i like guys with...
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I understand you, but I would consider other options in your case. Since you pretty much have godlike pretty over him, you can mold him whatever you want him to be, and yes that includes being not a clingy loser. You have great power, use it well.
>>17185638
*power, not pretty
you can't stay with someone out of obligation.
what are you going to do pretend to be happy for the rest of your life? and you cant so you'd just be passively upset with him as opposed to directly.
no matter which way you slice it its a bad situation. so whats best, staying and faking it and destroying him when he learns his whole life is a lie? or breaking up with him and letting him cope while its still a fresh relationship?
men like to say 'you make me a better man'. but you only make him a better man if hes still better when you...
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