Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 672. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
So I've known this girl about 15 days..... I seen her a few times, hugged kissed..... but I'm then all of a sudden accused of moving too fast when she didn't exactly stop herself either.
She said she started to become distance once she started to notice I was looking for something long term. She said she wants to remain friends. We are both 30 years old.
I told her I'm not here to make friends and told her it's best we go our separate ways. She became really upset and said she doesn't want to lose another friend.
Is she for...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17187328
15 days and you're looking for long term...with her? Yeah I'd put the whole thing on cold ice too. You're moving too fast. 15 days is shit.
>She also said she spent most of her life in relationships, she wants to have more fun, and says by the time she's ready to settle down, I won't be around.... I told her I'm not going to be around now! haha wtf?
lmaooooo, drop this bitch, she cray, theres a reason why shes not married by 30
>>17187337
You're missing the point. Even after I said I'm more than willing to slow it down completely, and even if it took two years, for example, she is always too busy to hang out more and is so busy with her life at times that she can't even communicate often enough for anything to move forward at all.
I've dated before. Usually, if someone is interested in you enough, they'll keep hanging out and hanging out and talking and talking and at least make it obvious---even if it's over a...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Hey, guys! I need some opinions. So, I love doing hair & makeup. Lately I e been wanting to try new tricks with contour. Well, contouring a certain way for my fave shape so I also looked up co your for a soft, delicate face & for a sharp defined face. I just don't know which to try since I'm not sure what shape my face is! Lol.
I sometimes think I have dainty features then I think I have strong striking features. Can you guys/girls help me figure out which I am so I can possibly try some makeup that suits & compliments me best? Thank you!
>jew
I just jerked off and Im going to have sex with this girl tomorrow at around 3 pm.
Will I still cum alot?
How can I make myself cum more?
Big cums
Why does your amount of cum matter
>>17187298
She likes the big cums, man
I'm not an expert on your balls but probably not, no.
You could go back in time and stop yourself from man handling your man sausage.
>tfw missed the furcon
I want to go to the next local one, but I don't have a fursuit or a fursona because fursonas are dumb. I do want a fursuit though, because playing dress-up is fun.
How should I design it, character-wise? How do the true autists of furaffinity come up with their characters and stick to them?
Bumping for design advice.
If it helps, I like birds and harpies and other feathered things? Hence the OP pic.
Fursuits are hella expensive, OP. You could always buy a character design from someone (seriously. Adoptables are very popular, and have a huge range of prices) Or, you could just make/buy a suit of a generic animal/creature like a gryphon, a specific bird, etc. You don't need a specific character or even a suit to attend a furcon.
Pic related.
This whole situation is probably going to sound weird, but it’s still true. I’m a 31-year-old virgin and my girlfriend is a 30 year-old virgin. We’ve been together for about two years, but it’s a long-distance relationship (she lives back home in Germany and I live in Asia, not for much longer though), so it feels like we haven’t been together for so long.
Sexually, we’ve done quite a few things except for having sex and we’ve also become more open talking about it. At first I thought she didn’t want to have sex because she’s just shy, but now she told...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterinpessar
viel glück
>>17187222
It's probably less about her being scared about having sex and getting pregnant. And more that it's having sex and getting pregnant with you.
>30yr old female virgin
Top kek
Don't have any kids OP. She sounds damaged as fuck. If she's that paranoid tell her to use birth control and double it up with a condom. Problem solved.
How to lay after getting her one on one?
>just failed with a girl one on one at my house
>first time hanging out with her
>i'm pretty sure she was dtf and still is...
>i just don't know how to make a move
when she arrived, we smoked an L outside on some chairs and had some distance between each other i guess, but it seemed to go well.
Then we go inside and I'm basically just completely struggling to even get close...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
well if you're only interested in having a relationship with her and not just being her friend you could just ask her next time what she's looking for
"i don't mean to get weird on you or anything, but i'd really like to get closer to you, and I'm wondering what you'd like out of this?"
something like that
>>17187190
We're both leaving the area in a week. I think we both have one night stand intentions... I just blew it, but she wants to do it tomorrow
>>17187256
so go tomorrow and get shit done senpai you got this
I'm going to my first job interview EVER tomorrow morning. Does anyone have suggestion to make it a success? I already know that I need to smile and make eye contact throughout but what are some other tips.
On a side note what position should I put my hands in during the interview?
what's the job for?
>>17187182
Target but I still need to be presentable obviously.
A hiring manager here.
You can keep your hands clasped together on your lap.
But I recommend holding a pen and paper to make notes- which leads to the most important thing that I see people miss in interviews.
Be prepared with questions about the position and the company. Ask about their training. It shows that you have initiative to have a proactive approach to learing and interest in the organization.
Be well rested and show up 10 min early un clean clothes- wear business attire if required for the position. If it's warehouse or construction...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
26 and never had an over the table job, worked years under the table.
I can't even get hired for fast food due to my age+lack of experience.
Should I just kill myself or is there a solution?
COLLEGE
O
L
L
E
G
E
>>17187164
I wanna, but I want to buy a car first.
>>17187223
get a bike for better economy?
>Having a decent chat with a grill on whatever dating app
>Going pretty well
>Suddenly ghosted on out of nowhere and never hear from them again
This happens so often, why? Most of the time it isn't even one sided and they are at least showing some interest, and engaging me as well, then they just vanish. I have no issue getting dates in person, but 90% of my dating app interactions go like this.
Whats going on with this shit?
Close the deal faster, meet with them in person. You're boring them and they bail.
>>17187113
chad started chatting with her
>>17187113
because girls get 50x more messages than guys with online dating
she's is most likely having 5-10 conversations going on beside you and the minute you get boring she switches to the next guy who sparks her interest.
It's a competition that you're unaware of. Best tip is to close faster and get a number/meet up the moment you feel like the conversation is beyond the awkward part
So, I'm considering sudoku tomorrow. AMA
>>/r9k/
>>17187105
Why?
Nobody wants to ask you anything. This is an advice board. We give answers.
Ask us anything.
How do I get more grils to at the very least take a look at my profile? Do most of them even care what is written in the description or are 99% just taking one look at the profile picture and moving on?
get a hot beach bod, take a decent picture, setup a profile with nothing but that picture; you will get laid. the type of girls who would read your shit don't use online dating
>>17187068
They're trawling for physically attractive men
Your personality does nothing in dating sites
>>17187068
Unless you're an 'alpha normalfag' using shit like online dating sites will leave you bang outta luck. 99% of the girls on there are only looking for those types of guys. The can say all they want in their profiles 'yeah I'm looking for an intelligent guy' blah blah blah bullshit. Normalfags win on those sites, the rest of us just have to put up with /r9k/
>be loser in his late 20's living with parents still and with few friends
>driving home from work tonight
>house is on left, so do a 3-point turn and park next to the curb
>in front of me, coming from the direction I had come, there was a pick up truck moving slowly
>think they're going slow because they're waiting for me to get out, but I decide to wait to let them go first
>they're...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
They were probably picking someone up at that house, dingus
You're gonna track that truck and put a car bomb under it so no trucks ever mess with you again
It was probably just some retarded guy showing off or trying to be hard
>>17187036
>why did they do this?
The world may never know. Maybe just to fuck with you?
got this girl a mk bracelet and earrings and gave it to her in class,asked for her number and then told her id catch her later and walked away. we didnt talk much and if we did she started them cause ima pussy. anyways i got her number 2 days ago and idk if i should start talking to her and fail or wait for a shot to talk to her again in the future when ill prob be more successful. do i take the shot and fail or do i save it and hope i get another chance to take the shot
>>17187016
This autism tho
>>17187016
What the fuck did you just post?
>>17187016
Why the fuck did you get a girl a bracelet before even talking to her. And why Michael Kors lol.
I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit for writing this, but it's getting really bad.
My friend is on the shorter side for a male standards, and he's a very husky guy. Probably like 60-70lbs overweight. Like any normal human being, he finds attractive women, well, attractive. He is too shy to ever talk to most of them, and hates on his appearance constantly. I've told him I'd help him lose the weight if he wants help, but he has no desire to lose the weight. He wouldn't be that bad looking of a guy if he was slimmer.
He'll send me...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17186949
I'm also not the only one who sees this. Everyone else, and yes I mean everyone else in our friend group has said the same thing and half of us has tried to help him with it.
>>17186949
I had a friend like this, and he still to this day refuses to admit that the problem is him and that they're changeable. he instead blamed everything on everyone else.
sometimes the best friends you have are the ones that agree differently and tell you so. it's not really helping him if you say things like 'oh it's okay man, she's just clueless/a bitch/blahblahblah', that just perpetuates the behavior and let's him think it's okay to keep acting that way.
then...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17186949
>he has no desire to lose the weight.
As a fellow shy and ugly but skinny guy, i don't understand this. I'm on the hard road to gaining decent muscle despite low testosterone, and some guys can't even put in the effort to stop eating so much? IMHO laziness is one of the worst flaws, worse than ugliness and anxiety. It's a killer.
Gotta get him to work out and eat well if you can. Share motivational shit, check /fit/. Encourage him to come run with you in...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is my dad being selfish or am i just unreasonable?
>am 18 high school student
>brother is 22
>brother and dad fight a lot
>brother is stuggling art student and decides to live with us to save money
>dad kicks brother out for stupid reason
>fight about to ensue and brother calls cops
>dad disowns son
>not allowed to see...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can't tell about the situation leading up to it because you've condensed the story so much, but if your brother is texting vague threats it makes sense your dad wouldn't go.
>>17186937
Nah he doesn't wanna bring more drama especially with your bro sending threats. It would be a shit show if both of them went. Parents are people to, they have to make choices, and a lot of the times there's no right choice, just a choice.
>>17186957
Here is what my brother sent my dad
