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Girl 25, is it likely that a guy who's been my friend for 2 years can fall in love with me?
probably has already
probably thinks you're not interested
probably gave up on loving you half way through the friendship but was too nice to drop you
>>17187709
Are you ugly, fat, deformed, retarded, or disabled? If yes to any, then no. If no to all, then yes.
Beta orbiters <33
I have not been legitimately interested in a girl beyond sex in years now. I can't tell if the problem is with me or them. I just rarely find anyone interesting.
Low test
Sounds like you're depressed. Pick up a hobby or maybe work out? Get that testosterone pumping.
>>17187705
I lift 3 times a week, and swim at least 3 times week. I used to cycle about 120mi a week on average but I'm down to low 30's now.
Fitness isn't the problem, and I have sex often. I'm a happy dude just cannot seem to find any girls that are more than just something to fuck
Male here, everyone tells me i have good genes. I'm the tallest person of my family at 6-1 a girl even says i'm "a great guy" but probably friendzones everyone and anyone anyways. shes a neighbor and thats the furthest extent of my social network of people i talk to offline other then my family. but I'm living at home still and am living on neetbucks paying my mom 7/10th's of what i get every month and getting a job in this area is impossible, i've given up on it since im in my late 30's. i know how to do basic computer shit and draw good...
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Why is everyone on this site so obsessed with their damn height?
>>17187643
What do you expect? Fanfare, women to throw themselves at you?
Just live your life the way you want, if you don't like it, change it. Only you can control that.
>living at home
>no job
>gets income anyway
>doesn't attempt an education
>literally gave up on finding a job after 1.5 years because late 30s
>thinks the 'friendzone' even exists at your age (it doesn't, they either like you or they'll keep you out of their life entirely)
>worries about taking care of parents while siblings live...
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I'm a guy and I want wear a choker like in the picture because I honestly hate myself but is it ok to wear a choker as a guy? All the guys on the Internet wearing chokers look like douchebags
Of course not. You'll look like, and rightfully be labeled a faggot and a douchebag
>>17187642
>I hate myself and want to look like a flaming faggot so everyone else will hate me and throw rocks at me
is that not what you want. For everyone to look at you with disgust?
Well shit I don't want to be a douchebag, though I am technically a faggot
Hello /adv/ ! It's the morning where I am and I feel like doing something today !
So I ask : if the words you spoke had a direct impact on the mind of a person you cherish, what would you say ?
How can trees be real if god isnt real
If you were here on Sunday night, I posted a similar thread about just getting back in contact with my ex's little sister, but for those who weren't let me give context.
>Be me
>Girlfriend breaks up with me
>Bummed, but getting over it
>Her sis is really cool
>Always talk GoT
>Text her last Sunday cause episode was cash and want to rekindle friendship
>She...
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>>17187603
Ask her if she wants to watch GoT with you and your friends.
>>17187603
>episode was cash
lmao plebs
>>17187603
>host a GoT watching party
>invite her
Its like you faggots have never hit on girls. Do not ask her to hang out 1 on 1 first unless you want to clearly make the statement that you like her and want her to return your feelings.
Im 22 and my little brother is 18. Hes about to graduate from highschool. Both of us have had relatively great childhoods, with extremely loving and supportive parents. He has attempted suicide twice in the past 6 months. He did this over a girl. Both times with pills. He told kids at school about it both times before he tried, but not us. The second time he had to spend a week and a half in a teen mental facility. It has been two months since then. As far as we know he no longer speaks to the girl he attempted suicide over. Today my mom got a call from a school counselor that...
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There is nothing we can do except for being there for him and telling him we love him, and getting help when he asks for it/we feel like its necessary. Its just so hard. It hurts so much
I'm sorry, Anon. For what it's worth, I think that everything will be okay.
I'm wishing your family the best during this difficult time. I'm well familiar how much suicide and attempted suicide can affect a family.
>>17187557
What I did when my roomie was suicidal
>STOP BEING A FAGGOT
>Bro gtfo the couch, were going to a party and meet some girls
But really just do shit with him outside the house. You cant change doing the same things youve always been doing. You need new hobbies to distract from the old bad habits to really change. Go pick up rock climbing with him every day or something. You know. Something he'll look forward too every day doing. OUTSIDE of the house.
How much math did you need to get your degree? What specific courses did you take.
I'm wondering in particular for Arts and social science people, this guy in my first math class said he only had to take three courses for his degree.
What's his degree? Honestly if you want anything useful you are going to have to take some mth courses.
>>17187555
Bioengineer grad here.
I took a total of 5 pure math courses, those being Calc 1 (AP credit) ,2, and 3; linear algebra; and differential equations.
In addition practically every other class used math learned in these classes throughout the course.
>>17187555
Courses are distributed in 5 main branches
1. Classical analysis
Calculus 1,2,3 - including tensors, manifolds, differential equations and classical mechanics
Real Analysis 1,2
Complex Analysis 1,2
2. Algebra
Linear Algebra 1,2
Group Theory
Ring Theory
Field and Galois Theory
3. Topology
Point Set Topology
Homotopy Theory
Homology Theory
4. Differential Geometry
5. Partial Differential Equations
How do I become right-handed? I'm the only lefty in my family and it fucking sucks. I want to kill myself.
"Drawing on the right side of the brain"
has a chapter on improving handwriting. Applies those motor control techniques and you'll be all right no problem.
How could that possible be bothering you that much?
It's just a lot of practice, dude, chill out. It seems daunting at first but the muscle memory will come to you if you keep at it. You'll never be quite as strong as you are in your dominant hand but you can train yourself to use your right hand.
When are you old enough to masturabate?
I started at 6
>>17187532
I've been doing it before I can even remember. Definitely since 4 or 5. And this isn't uncommon either.
http://www.summitmedicalgroup.com/library/pediatric_health/pa-hhgbeh_masturbation/
Dunno. I started actually masturbating around 14 but my first orgasm was maybe around age 12. I wasn't trying to force it and didn't understand what was happening though.
this is a bi tboring, but i need a little but of business and moral advice.
>i have an apartment in hollywood where i pay 1520 a month for two bedrooms
to put that into persepctive of how good a deal it is:
>a lady just moved into my same building, a studio the size of my living room, maybe a bit smaller, and pays 1300
so I've come to the realization that I can rent the second room out for quite a bit of money.
I am generally a 'fair' person, so when my roommate moved in...
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>>17187481
It's not a matter of morals. That's a bit of a strong word. It's also not a matter of business since you don't own the apartment and it's not profit. You just want to improve your costs and are too nice to want to have the conversation. Just tell him what you want to do - you don't need to justify it or explain yourself or give reasons.
If you want to feel better about it, give him a 60 day notice so he has a better chance to sort his shit out.
Why are you living in this area if you only make 16k a year? You are fucking yourself financially by not living someplace cheaper.
Anyway, I don't think this works the way you think: the lady that moved in to the other apartment is moving into her own place. That's privacy and freedom she's paying for vs. being somebody's roommate and having to put up with their shit. I don't know if you'll find someone willing to pay 300 more for just the bedroom, but if you REALLY think that's possible, just give him the chance to pay the 300 more...
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>>17187506
To add to this - considering your limited income, you need to look out for yourself first and foremost. Why are you doing him such a huge favor by letting him stay at such a massive cost to yourself? Like I said, it's not a matter of morals. Morals would be involved if you made him move out tomorrow because you needed an extra room to house your drug lab.
I really love my girlfriend (my first) but I am leaving for summer and I never got the courage to give her a kiss goodbye, I miss her already
>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
>how often should I text her?
>will our relationship weaken after the summer?
>how can I cope with the feeling of loss?
>can I practice kissing?
-A
>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
Practice with other girls, I m serious.
>how often should I text her?
Enough so she knows your still alive
>will our relationship weaken after the summer?
Yeah, most likely, you might even break up. Thats why you get yo side hoes ready.
>how can I cope with the feeling of loss?
You won't need to cope when you're balls deep in another girl, you won't feel loss...
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>>17187454
Kk I walk ya through this.
>I <3 her
Imagine you are someone else looking at your relationship. Ask yourself, does this couple seem to love each other? Question answered.
>>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
Physically? Don't worry everyone fucks up bad the first time. If its her first kiss too she won't know any better unless you knock your teeth out or something.
Mentally?...
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Could the hoes be bros? I'm bi
Did I fuck up or did me and my boss both fucked up?
>boss ask me for old report from X client, I'm FAR in another province
>I send the wrong one, forgot about the newest one, I tell my boss to contact me if anything happens
>he sends the wrong file to a fuckton of important people without double checking the mail
>they reply that it's the wrong file
>one of our partners has to sign every page of the new document...
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>>17187382
You fucked up. You didn't do what you had to do. Your boss relied on you and did exactly what he/she had to do. Your boss is not a babysitter and can't be expected to constantly double-check for you, that's your job
You should get a job at a sandwich place. Maybe you are better at that
>>17187382
Don't be a baby, you fucked up. Suck it up, apologize, and be wary for the next time this situation arises
Alright... this is a "Am I in the Friend Zone" thread.
First off, I know the old addage, "If you ask yourself about your friend zone status, you already know you're friend-zoned". Perhaps it might not apply here?
Girl, 22, in my class on the last day of last semester asked for my Snapchat. Didn't think anything of it because she had a boyfriend (who I had met; when I met him, she sat next to me and across from him). She's been snapchatting me every day since. She'll take pictures where her thighs are taking up half the frame....
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>>17187359
>Am I in the so-beta-hes-harmless-so-I-can-treat-him-like-one-of-the-girls zone
Yes and no. Escalate and figure it out. Godspeed.
Let me tell you what this girl is doing. Shes probably testing out the waters + just enjoying the attention that shes getting from you asides from her boyfriend. Bitches love attention.
I'll tell you how to counter that. Women know men develop onetitis or whatever the fuck you want to call it. They're not retarded. The idea is for you to keep invested in her, but you need to show you have other options. As in, as you talk to this girl, you're talking to multiple other girls, preferably as many as your sanity can handle.
This achieves a few things....
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You should take her out for a pizza
There was this guy I was seeing for a few months and I was head over heels in love with him.
He broke up with me and I was trying to let go then one night I got drunk and fucked up any chance of us being friends.
He made it seem like it was my fault that we broke up.. because I didn't meet his standards and it hurt me for a long time, in fact it still hurts. It hurts because I thought more than anything we were best friends and best friends could talk about anything.
Today someone told me he's bisexual. He always claimed to be heterosexual and...
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>>17187336
/b/ is that way >>>
They might listen to you.
I hear they like tits.
Are you fucking serious? I was going to chastise the other posters for their lack of giving a shit, but you really gave us nothing to work with.
Also
>Now I have to go to court over something silly because he couldn't trust me enough to tell me the truth.
Details? I guess that doesn't even matter. If you want a heterosexual bf I'll be your straight internet bf and we'll skype and talk about life
