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So guys
This girl that used to bully me is now working with me. I don't know if she recognizes me because I look drastically different than I used to, but I sure as hell remember her. It's been about 6 years since we've seen each other
What's a sneaky way to get her fired? No way in hell am I about to forgive her for what she did
Seduce and sleep with her, then get her fired. Afterwards, drop a small hint so she remembers who you are.
>No way in hell am I gonna forgive her
You probably just should. Don't go through life holding grudges. I talked to one of my biggest bullies from childhood about what happened and he apologized profusely... then he tried to have gay sex with me.
>>17185841
>>17185865
So OP should just hate fuck this girl?
my gf is a virgin, so we're not having sex.
instead we do oral too each other. 9 days ago she gave me a blowjob. after a couple of minutes things got steamy again and i've put my dick right on her vagina, ready to penetrate. just before penetration i've realized that i've just came and i don't have a condom, i've pulled myself back and stopped right there.
now her period is late by a couple days. it's driving me insane. any opinions?
Pregnancy is possible, but unlikley.
>>17185604
damn, boy
you're like the holy spirit making virgin woman pregnant.
could be just a late period, it happens. could be not. buy a pharmacy preg test and find out
>>17185604
Congratulations daddy.
While my body is under construction, are there any particular mental, emotional etc non-physical things I could do/learm to improve my dating prospects and become a more desirable potential partner?
I want girls and the gays fighting over me.
get comfortable with your body
>body is under construction
Wait, we have this shit already?
Where did you upload your mind while you wait?
I want to be the robot.
>>17185512
go to nudist events. learning to be casual is kind of the same as learning to be confident.
the thing is that nudist events have some ripped people. but also a lot of fat or ugly people. you will be somewhere in the middle. by going you get used to showing off your body and realizing that it doesnt matter if you got a little extra meat here, or arent as toned here, or your gut sticks out just the tiniest bit past your chest. you learn that not every single person in the world is sititng there and judging...
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/adv/, help me.
How can I deal with arrogance? I just got this very negative feedback from my peers and boss.
The thing is that I never fully realized this until now. I'm a very insecure, critic, and hard to deal person, and over the last months it just got worse, my stress level raised like never before and looking back, it feels like i've been an asshole most of the time.
Over the last month I had this wierd felling, as if the universe was conspiring against me, now it feels like everything makes sense.
I need to act, now, or I may...
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You should clarify what you have been acting like to us. I assume you suck at most of your job, and to compensate your a negative nacy/hyper critical of everyone else's work. Is that right/did I miss anything?
>>17185356
Yes, I do have some difficulties at my job. People also rated me as being disorganized, which I agree 100%. I'm working on that.
At the workplace I'm very quiet person. I find it very difficult to connect with people there and when I'm facing a conflict - a healthy discussion -, I tend to impose my way of thinking in an arrogant way.
I also have a problem with the way I articulate my way of thinking. When someone disagrees with me, I act with impatience.
I also tend to be...
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I think that the font of this arrogance of mine comes from the fact that I don't know how to socialize.
My life is so messy right now that I don't feel this huge need to be a fun, cheerful person, who likes to talk to everyone, about everything.
Tell me about the times you showed might in spirit mind or body. I feel we often forget the times we were mighty but remember the times when we were weak. Tell me of your mightiest moments and I will tell you mine. I will start in the next post.
It doesn't matter how insignificant you think the moment was. A moment of courage is one of the best moments regardless.
My goal with this thread is to get people to remember the mighty moments and forget the weak ones.
OP here. I typically have pretty severe limitations when talking to women casually. Like voice paralysis and shit or my mind going blank.
Today I was mighty though. Even mores I than I imagined. I talked to a woman casually no issues. On the bus with others in earshot. Other people being around makes me faulter really bad but today I withstood it.
Before I spoke to her, I felt the demob of fear on my back telling me to just ignore the opportunity. So many times this happened... But not today. I casted it out of my mind and was able to take this opportunity. It...
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I was following your OP, op, but then you talked about talking to a grill on a buss being mighty. Okay, I get that it's all relative, but raise your fucking standards.
>>17185363
>talked to a woman
>I AM POWERFUL
Your ancestors are laughing at you.
Is there anything I can do about my neighbor being an annoying prick? Every day really early in the morning my neighbor takes his motorcycle out of his garage and starts it and then he just sits there and stares at it. Literally every day early as fuck in the morning I see him just texting on his phone while his motorcycle idles in the driveway and he's always fucking revving it up and taking off loud as fuck
Can I call the cops?
Yes but you should try talking to him first.
>>17184837
Look up local sound ordinances in your county. There's usually an hour in the morning and evening that you can't do anything before or past that creates a certain level of sound
Additionally, stop being a fucking pussy. He's not just staring at his bike. He's listening to the engine idle and throttle to make sure there's nothing wrong with it before he gets on. It's called saftey .
>>17184848
So every time you get in your car you run it and rev the engine to make sure it won't randomly fall apart?
guys i ate about 20 cookies with milk and felt guiulty and then made myself throw up about 15 times
now my eyes are almost swollen shut and i got like a billion little red spots around my eyes and on my forehead
also my eyes have big blotches of red in the white parts and i smell like vomit even though i wook a shoower
what doi do? i dont feel well
>pic related except much much worse
a very intense allergic reaction, get yourself to the hospital
get to a motherfucking hospital before your throat swells and you die you lil shit
>>17184748
what the fuck is wrong with you anon, stop being such a fat fuck and get your ass to the hospital instead of consulting 4chin
How do I get a clingy white gf who has an Asian fetish?
I'm an attractive Asian man 5'10"
>>17184732
go for the shy ones, they're usually really clingy once you ask them out, or the ones that hate their bodies, but that ones not as easy to spot unless they're fat.
you don't like asian grills?
>>17184744
How do I find these grils mang? I like seemingly shy and innocent girls. Asian girls can be qt too, but I want that novel white poon who has a major Asian fetish.
>>17184831
I'm a white woman, I have yellow fever.
You get them the same way a white guy would, by being confident, relaxed, and well groomed. I'd hit up educated girls if you can instead of white trash. So college functions would be your best bet.
Hey /adv/
Just wondering if there's any doctors on the board as I feel dizzy asf. Yesterday I got home and I felt so dizzy. I went to bed and still felt dizzy. Today I also feel dizzy asf. Recently here I'm Ireland we have been getting some really hot weather. I drink loads of water anyway. Advice?
Does anything you do make it worse/better?
>>17184694
Well I have exams next week and I have been studying my ass off. I get up around half seven, go to community college till about 4 come home at 5.Eat and study till 9. I then shower and play vidya for a while.
>Ireland
Have you been drinking?
Also Fuck you captcha I'm not typing that shit
What do you think about love? I just want to know what other people can say about it. Is the real love possible?
What is love ?
>>17184614
Baby don't hurt me.
>>17184588
I think that love is a very strong, real, possibility in someone's life. It's when you finally find someone that compliments everything that you are as a person. When you feel so comfortable around someone that you can take a shit in front of them and it doesn't matter to either party involved. Someone that will kiss you while you're making that shit and smile. Someone who you feel makes your heart grow and become something indescribable. You just want to share your entire life and all that you will experience with this one person. You want to curl up beside them and somehow morph into them. That's what I think about love.
Why are men seemingly better than women at everything? 18/f and I've been down lately wondering why there are so few actually skilled women
men are told they have to achieve things and be interesting to get women. women just have to look pretty
>>17184269
because women have turned into the breadwinners and roles are reversed. most of the worlds top chefs are men...
plus most women have this i cant be fucked mentality, and leave somebody else to do it instead of doing it themselves
>>17184269
Be the exception.
I'm also 18/f and I'm training in automotive mechanics. I'm in a class of seven and there is only one other female. I have the least experience overall but I'm out performing the lot on our tests because I pay the most attention and apply myself.
My trainer even put me forward for an apprenticeship (as well as two of the boys) and I was the only one so far to get a call back.
All you have to do is try harder than they are, be more passionate, consume more...
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So both of my best friends decided to go out and get gfs, so naturally I was happy for them but soon they stopped talking to me and now pretty much ignore me. How do I get them back?
become a lady boy and date them both.
>>17183899
Nice dubs.
Sleep with their mothers.
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>17183899
sry they lost to the pussy now and are totally whipped if they stopped seeing their friends
>get better friends
some reddit people really hurt my feelings lol. made a thread asking lots of questions about something science-y with very little research done on the topic and they called me hurtful names and downvoted most of my posts into oblivion.
it sucked. i haven't posted much on reddit but 4chan is seeming like a much nicer place.
so how do i deal with hurt feelings on the internet? :(
i mean there were some good posts that addressed my questions too but this was like intense somehow and i feel sad and hurt.
>>17183881
Calling this bait would be a disservice.
Lol someone's new to baiting. Everyone knows that if you wanna b8 /adv/, you just talk about how all women are le evil cunt sjws who just want Chads and bbcs
>>17183887
i mean no. do you want the thread? people on 4chan have definitely said worse to me; i think the part that hurts is the downvoting. like my comments which i thought were reasonable were downvoted by so many people they disappeared.
feels sad that my posts can go away because people are like fuck this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/electronic_cigarette/comments/4kxz6c/popcorn_lung/
How could you be comfortable enough to let someone have sex with you? To let them see your naked body?
How are you not ashamed of your fat and hair? Your bumps and pimples?
How do i gather the courage to have sex?
Get in shape, sculpt your body for how you want it and how you want others to see it.
If they love you then they won't see you like that
Stick your peepee in her cooch and let the desire guide you. Don't overthink it.
Does life get better after high school?
>>17183849
I cant imagine it getting better. These are the best times of our lives
>>17183855
/thread
Basically; it gets more interesting, in that it becomes more complicated, stressful, and ultimately you'll get more shit thrown at you. It depends what you mean by "better."
You'll get better at coping more than likely, but better is iffy
