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So I went to a party the other day and I made out with a girl. I was very drunk so I thought she was somewhat attractive, however the next day when I took her to the movies I found out she wasn't the best looking girl. She won't keep messaging me and I need her to know that I'm not interested, but I didn't know I was her first kiss and she's very innocent, so I don't want to be a dick
What Do?
"Hey anonnete, you're a really sweet girl, but I have to be honest. I'm not interested in you."
That's all that needs to be said.
>>17257008
Yeah but then I'd be a dick, seeing as I made it look like I was interested
Take her virginty OP stop being a pussy she's offering it
The short of it is that I got pissed off at one of my friends and now they're not talking to me.
The long version is that this friend I've known for a long time moved away and we were keeping in touch via letters and facebook, but I got mad and now they're not responding. Is this friendship salvageable or completely fucked.
it's obviously impossible to determine with this little context, man up and say you're sorry for raging and miss the times you had when they lived close to you
Doesn't seem worth it if it's long distance honestly
>>17256978
Well the longer context is that they weren't talking to me for a while. (5 Months) And I got mad and told them off. So they told me that if I was gonna be that much of an ass we shouldn't be friends.
gf is super horny and we both wanna fuck but I don't have any condoms. my snobby parents breathe down my fucking neck 24/7 so I can't go and buy any at Walgreens or some shit. they literally take my car keys every day so I can't do anything and follow me wherever I go. wat do /adv/?? thanks
>pic related, our texts from yesterday
have her buy you condoms.
or time it with her cycle so she won't get preggers
Get her to buy them
>>17256938
>or time it with her cycle so she won't get preggers
You mean she'll be less likely to get pregnant. A woman can get pregnant at any point in her cycle
Fuck her face and bum.
I want to drop everything and move to LA. Yes, it is a child's dream, but I realize the negatives and have been through a lot. Given what you guys know about survival, how could I maximize safety and efficiency in this situation? I have businesses set up I need time to work on, so I'm not going with no plan. But I need a few pointers until I can make it happen. And effectively stay safe and make good opportunities. On a side note, are there legitimate ways to make money from a computer fast?
make SURE you have landed a job or have a solid source of income before you move. Have you visited LA before?
You need a job/craft that you're a master at.
Whether it's music acting or waiting tables u have stiff competition there.
Try to be as independent as possible doesn't matter where you go you are never far from a leech.
>People who just want to be friends with you for no reason,
>People who will loan you a dollar and expect you pay them back $10.
>People who will use you to feed their addictions.
>People who flat out want to use you.
>People who are addicted to sympathy and consciously or unconsciously use the victim card to get stuff...
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I failed a course at college and I had to do an exam to which I did study HOWEVER I did not understood much of what I studied because I didn't go to class most of the semester.
My hope was that maybe, just maybe, it would be easy enough for me to get a problem or two done.
When I entered the classroom, I realized I was the only one that didn't pass the course. I had gotten word that the professor decided to give a shitload of points at the end and most ended up passing (literally everybody except me).
I sat down, tried to do it, did some things here and there until I felt comfortable and delivered it, I was unsure if what I did was right but whatever who cares, from that moment I was already coming to terms with repeating the course next semester.
To my surprise I received an email from the Professor at midnight saying something along the words
>Somebody opened my car at a store tonight and took my briefcase with your exam. Could you please repeat it one of these days?
I am unsure on how to answer to this, really. But what I am more unsure of is if what hes saying is true or if this is his way of letting me know ''You are an idiot and did terrible in this easy as shit assignment. So I made up this to give you a second chance''. But why would he do that? If he wanted me to pass the course he would just give me the minimum score needed without needing me to come and repeat the exam.
Anyhow, how should I respond, I am severely autistic and dont know how to sound polite
''Thats a shame, I can repeat the exam any day you are available''
Something like that?
Please fucking respond
>>17256886
>Dear Professor SoAndSo,
I am sorry to hear that your car was rifled through, I would be happy to take the exam at your earliest convenience. Please let me know when you are available.
Sincerely,
Anon
yes, that's fine.
Because JUST your exam script was taken in the briefcase, right?
So there's this girl i have been talking to for a couple of days. I've told her that i think she's cute and she's called me cute too. This is where the confusion starts: She's called me babe twice. However, im not entirely sure if shes into me for calling me babe or simply its just a word in her vocabulary that she uses frequently. What do you all think?
Ask her out.
>>17256882
Like on a date? Because if so, i already did that. She took her siblings and a friend.
>>17256887
Did you pay? Is your name Free Food?
I have this problem with sporadic chest pains (always on the left side, goes up to the shoulder and sometimes the neck too) that I've gotten about 4 times now in the course of the last two years, and they usually last a week or two at a time. I won't go into details on the symptoms (although I will say that they've been uniform through every "episode") but I saw a doctor one of the previous times this happened and he said it "most likely" is not heart related, and probably has to do with muscle spasms.
Even if it's not life threatening...
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Medfag here. What you're describing indicates raging autism.
Now go see a doctor.
Are you sure this isn't just a precordial catch?
>>17257017
No, as far I know PCC only lasts for half an hour at most, but this shit can go on for days at a time. I've done a bit of researching myself and it seems like it could either be a (relatively) mild case of Pulmonary Edema or Costochondritis. Of course, I'm no doctor so I don't actually fucking know and I can only guess. To elaborate on the symptoms a bit more in case there's an actual medfag here: it hurts particularly bad if I breath in very deeply and when I yawn. Laying down on my left side...
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I just lost 42 packages in gta v due to an npc helo. I'd like to phase myself away from technology so I never have to be that pissed off at something so fucking stupid. Any tips?
>>17256822
>I just lost 42 packages in gta v due to an npc helo
REKT
>>17256857
So beyond rekt. I left my fucking house and had to reevaluate what I value in life.
Haven't played GTA V in a while
What packages are you talking about?
hello everyone! I'm JAPMAN.
I'm searching about Satanism.
Could you tell me about Satanism and any question?
If I would use strange English,I'm sorry.
Wuts a JAPMAN
>>17256816
What would you like to know?
Anton LaVey was essentially all about greed and excess. His version of Satanism essentially says if you want to drink, have sex, or do drugs, do it as much as you want without restraints.
Supposedly LaVey used to go to church and play the organ or sing as a choirboy and he began noticing how hypocritical many of the people were, so he went off and set up his own counter-movement.
I personally think he was a fake who created his so called religion to gain popularity and have sex with lots of women.
There is really absolutely nothing to be gained from his...
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Dear people in a happy, long term relationship: how did you meet your SO? What made them stand out to you? Where were you and what were you doing at the time? How did you first kindle your relationship?
High school
She was funny, cute, shy but not awkward
Math class, bumped her and accidentally made her trip and dump all of her pencils on the ground and broke a toe.
I helped her out when she needed me, talked to her about my interests, became friends. 5 years later were going strong.
>>17256805
Over an online game. He was charming, witty, and wasn't the weird type that lay it on thick with the excessive winking emoticons or "r u a girl?" questions. He talked to me like a normal person, we were good friends, and eventually I confessed. From there, we met up in real life. It was costly and time consuming but worth the effort.
>>17256805
Work. She was a batista that wanted me. I just thought she was hot. We hung out. I kept a distance, I eventually realized she was the best thing for me and I was myself arounf her before I pushed her too far away by being a dick. Been together 7 years.
I need to write sci-fi story for homework.
Can you give me some ideas about plot or style?
Thank you.
Pic unrelated
Do something about the unforseen consequences of immortality and the eventual psychological collapse of the individual after being deined death
human-android relationships become far more common than human-human ones and humans die out.
this was the android's plan all along.
>>17256756
A boy and his dog stumble into a the em hole to another dimension that is similar to their universe but slightly different
So my dad generally didn't have too great of an upbringing but he kinda made it and had two kids. Me and my brother. However my mom left him because he basically was a crap dad who always put other people before his own.
Fast forward to now I've ALWAYS supported him even when he was basically self destructing and messing up.
He even had step kids he treated better than me from a wife who stole thousands from him.
Well he got a divorce and his rebound also was stealing from him (She was bad news always though since she went through half a mil in...
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It's been a year since I've heard from him and I am really worried about him.
Is there anything I can do to make him snap out of his paranoia?
He seems to think I've taking something from him from what other people tell me. Well the problem with that is he has his own security system with video and sound that I helped him set up. I don't really see why he would turn to me as well as other random people. I found out he is just accusing random people of doing things that don't even make sense or even live near him.
Is my dad going...
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Ask her out
>>17256755
Her???
I've never had much personal experience with girls, i've never been in a serious relationship, and i've never been with a girl sexually.
Most of the past 3 years i've spent pining over girls who weren't interested in me.
How do i avoid becoming a bitter virgin type?
leave this place
Any advice?
r/theredpill and read the side bar, there are lots of info about your case
Where is a good place to get a gf? I want a smart girl.
cams and meetups
Tinder, omegle,college, and outside.
>>17256708
Anything else? I want to talk to grills in real life. What about a library?
So this saturday, i finish with my gf cause she's fucking obsessed with me, today she text me and she told me that her bro beat her, because she's not virgin anymore because me obviously, also a friend told me that her mother its looking for me at my university, and asking where's my house (wtf), also there's not a direct threat, but im scared as fuck.
wat do?
Buy a gun.
>>17256666
can't, i thinking about buy pepper spray
>>17256676
Move to a state that doesn't shit all over your liberty.
