It sounds to me like you need to lay off the alcohol. Not everyone can handle it.

Fortunately, designated drivers are now a thing. It's time to become one.

>>16610469
You could even just drink less. Come on, OP.

>>16610469

Drink less. Everybody does shit like this when they start drinking. The thing is to learn from it and get better.

For now, avoid hard liquor, stick to beer, learn to pace yourself. I used to drink like an idiot, but if I'm out drinking now, I don't have more than one or two drinks over the course of an hour, and if I have more than 7-8 drinks over the course of a night, I'm going to regret it the next day. A measured shot of liquor is one "drink." Respect that shit.

>>16610462

Everything you do from now on is going to be hyper analyzed.

Even if this isn't an official date she might be seeing if you are totally nuts beforehand.

Control your parts boy

Bro.

OK I'm going to give you serious advice.

"Hi femanon, I think you're a cutie and I don't want to just be your friend.

If you arent down for that I'm going to move on.

So will I see you at 6?"

For yourself and for her.
If you are there to date her don't be dishonest with her, it looks weak, its dishonest and its unmanly.
You also shouldn't be friendzoning yourself, value yourself more. Treat yourself well go get what you want. And that's not to friendzone yourself with this gal.

>>16610496
This is the best advice anyone could give you.

You shouldn't fuck with your body chemistry just to please a guy. Even if you were already in a real relationship, and it was going great, there's no guarantee it'll last forever.

In this case, however, you haven't even met in person, it's just a crush, and you have no idea if he feels the same way you do. So this is fucking crazy talk, and he will go running for the hills if you even suggest you'd do something so drastic for him at this stage. It's not attractive if you're willing to alter yourself just to please someone. That...
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>>16610452
Do not go for someone on /soc/. There is always something majorally wrong with them.

>>16610452
Don't trapify yourself for another person. Crossdressing is fine, but don't change your body for somebody else. That is something you should only do for yourself.

Alright, lets break this down since you (amazingly so) can't solve this extremely complicated problem yourself.

>a. How do I move on
Get new friends. Get rid of your old friends.

>b. How do I learn to keep shit to myself from now on?
STOP SHARING EMBARASSING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG PROBLEM!?

>>16610383
Don't tell anyone anything unless they ask first. People respect a man who knows when he's supposed to speak.

>>16610417
This, just for an inner circle or something with 2 or even 1 friend with who you can exchange all that private stuff if you wish, at least that's what I do

I wonder if you could fixnit by telling him you are a druggie whore ?

>>16610392
He knows.

>>16610376
>don't call me a druggie whore. I know I'm a druggie whore.
typical druggie whore

All psychological. You may be addicted to fapping, so slowly decrease by 1x a week rather than going cold turkey. Do exercises that stimulate blood flow to your genitals. Look in to supplements that facilitate blood circulation and glandular stimulation (but not "penis enlargement" pills).

>>16610393
I honestly think I was addicted to fapping, but do you reckon my Penis is now shrunken permanently? Am I impotent or will I quickly go back to normal? Finally what do you reckon is the healthiest amount of masturbation in a week?

>>16610418
The chances of your penis being permanently smaller is zero. Once you improve blood circulation and recondition your psyche, you will be pleased with the changes.

As for the latter question, only during instances of blueballs.

>old friends gf
>bf in another state

Abort, how desperate are you.

>>16610354
You really fell for this, didn't you?

You believe that those strippers really thought you were cute, right?

With friends like OP, who needs enemies?

Self-help books are all mental masturbation.

Trail by fire is the only way, I would hit the gym and pick up an active, social hobby. MMA/jui-jitsu/muay thai might be good for you.

If you do that, go to school, and stop being a faggot you'll probably be good in 2-3 years.

>>16610313

I'll add to this, follow above though.

What do you like to do? Don't tell me it's sitting around all day, doin bs online.

Find something where you can create or do. Volunteer, build, paint, etc. Get involved in something with responsibility!

Lastly, try and help others, even in small, seemingly meaningless ways. It will help you think about your own situation sometimes and at the very least brighten someone's day.

Buying a synth is the obvious choice, because one of the top regrets in life everyone has is never learning to play an instrument.
Clothes are temporary, especially since you seem to be interested mostly in current fashion.

Seriously you know what the right choice is here. You just want someone to tell justify the shitty choice.

>>16610303
I'm not interested in current fashion, but into looking good. I don't know, I might be a little obsessed over this? Since my girlfriend left me a few months ago, I wanna be back at the dammm market. I gotta look good. On the other hand, I soon have a very important meeting with a bunch of movie director whom wich I'm going to work with in the future, so I feel I gotta look extra sharp.

But maybe making a decision solely because of the aforementioned concerns is a bit extreme? I'm going...
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>>16610268
Just block her number, it's prolly a scam or prank

>>16610310

it was unknown so I picked up and said hello this is "first name"

Then she just kept pretending she knew me and that we were just together when I was asleep. Prob a prank but I also suspected an identity theft attempt when she wanted to know my state. You live in "state" right? Was the line

So all she has is my phone and my first name

>>16610333
As long as you didn't give her anymore information, you should be fine, could've been a shit telemarketer too

>>16610206
What's preventing you from getting a GED now?

get off 4chan Jacob

>>16610215
I need to work 40 hours a week and don't think I'd be able to handle giving up the little free time I have to go to school

>I told myself I was never going to love anyone
there's your problem OP.
elaborate, why are you gonna see her next month?

>>16610245
Maybe to see if there's a reason to even be friends with her, I just don't know anymore at this point. I was planing this before I started feeling like this. I just don't know.

>>16610261
okay anon, you wanna hear my honest opinion? from what very little you said about her, she doesn't seem like she's particularly interested, since you said you feel like she doesn't care to talk to you anymore. but on the other side, you like her, and even if you're not sure about what to do, just act like you would and see how things go. I mean, there has to be a reason for you to like her right?

>>16610195
The key word is, commitment. You have to commit yourself to a choice.

>>16610195

I'm in the same boat as you op. It is definitely something that most people don't think about enough! But of coyrse, it's not easy, you need to examine yourself, your other, and each other with a frigging magnifying lens.

What exactly have you thought about to help you figure this out? It's not easy to do unprepared. Some of the best questions I've recently found are:

Do you have compatible life goals?

Do you treat each other well?

Do you want to be around...
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What kind of dog and how old?

Usually dogs will adapt to the habits/lifestyle of their owners just fine.

>>16610179
>I don't want to go outside or play with her.
This is what she needs.
Of course she's bored. How would you feel about doing absolutely nothing day after day? She's also not at her mental peak since she's out of shape.

Is she food motivated? Maybe give her food puzzles. Get her brain moving a bit.

But if you really care about her, you'd stop being lazy and actually walk and play with your dog. It's vital for their physical and mental health.

>>16610213
she's a half poodle, about 7 years old

>>16610224
she's not food motivated, she is moskito motivated though, she loves to hunt them

Ask her a question about her last snap. Like "I just gotta ask, _______?"

Send her funny shit
Or things that she likes and take it from there

>>16610170
Ayyy lmao, How u doin girl?

Confidence.