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When I fap I can't blow my load just stroking my dick, I have to thrust my hips. And when I fap in the shower standing up, its almost impossible to cum unless I'm halfway squatted, thrusting, and working the base of my dick with my other hand.
Is this normal? I'll bet plenty of fat neets don't move a single muscle besides their wrists when they fap. For me, its almost a workout.
Guess you'll have to get a girlfriend. They like thrusting.
What's wrong with puppy mills?
>>16610759
They're too specialized in breeding puppies and they often have crippling traits. I for one prefer General Mills when it comes to my breakfasts.
>>16610759
Because the mother dogs are confined, and forced to have litters too close together, the puppies are generally unhealthy and have behavior problems. This means high vet bills later in life.
>>16610759
Mostly the conditions in which the dogs are bred and raised.
What should I do when I'm 21 finishing a PolSci. degree (which was an utter fucking waste of my life and I hate myself for) and now looking at likely 0 job prospects and my family and girlfriend are all getting like really excited for me and telling me how they can't wait to see how my life unfolds when really I'm just going to fail and they're all going to have to slowly come to the realization that I'm an absolute fuck up…
Your job prospects will be even worse if you drop out without getting that degree.
>>16610742
>>16610748
I take a whiskey drink. I take a coffee drink. And when I have to poop, I use the kitchen sink.
Try to see if you can squeak a minor in a field with better job prospects out of your remaining classes. Depending on the program you're in and the courses you've taken already, it may even be possible to finagle your way into a double-major. Talk with your adviser about this.
What are some good social hobbies that will force me to leave my home and make friends. I'm 24, have a job that pays enough to support myself with little left over, and I'm not very good at competing (always picked last for sports because I'm naturally anti-talented at all of them).
I'm slowly becoming more and more bored with my life, and I just can't seem to find any hobby or activity that seems right for me.
Volunteer at the wildlife rehabilitation clinic.
Board games.
>>16610740
That might be alright, but there's not a whole lot of wildlife where I live, and I feel like, while rewarding, that would also be kind of stressful. But I don't know, I'll look into that.
>>16610752
I have no one to play with.
I didn't date all too much in High School but there was this one chick I used to know really well, who was pretty attractive and I got along with her super well.
I really wanted to try and take things further with her, and I think she did as well. But the only problem I had was that she had the same name as my mom. I'm totally over it now, but sometimes I wonder what could have been.
Would the girl having the same name as their mother be a deal breaker for anyone else, or was I just being a weirdo?
>inb4 Freudz Boyz
>inb4 Oedipus Rex
A well-known conundrum
>>16610704
what would you have done?
>>16610719
Found another girl at the mall.
Hey fellow anons, I need some advice on how to get into watch collecting and the trades of watches.
Am fairly new to the watch trade but I understand some parts of the trade like the Swiss brands such as Rolex, Omega, and Patek Philippe being some of the top tier watches in the collection of watch enthusiasts; I also understand the difference between movements. But I still need more advice on which brands of watch to first buy into and any other tips and advice i can get from other, more experienced enthusiasts and collectors.
My budget is fairly small, around $500 atm since am still quite new and am not sure if watch collecting is for me. But like I said any stories, experiences and advice I can get will be amazing rather than going into this blind.
Sheesh, OP, why not get into fountain pens and buggy whips, while you're at it?
Invicta has some nice looking watches from a wide range of prices. With $500, you could get 1 or 5 if you'd like. I don't know much about watches. I know someone with a bunch of Invictas so I guess you could check them out to get started
I hope you're doing this as a hobby and not a scheme to make money.
Why do I have this urge to expose myself to kids?
>>16610673
Studies have found that flashers evolve into rapists.
Because you're a sick fuck.
Maybe they're just intrusive thoughts?
I feel like shit since just after xmas my family came up to my house for the first time for xmas and late about 8 am on boxing day my drunk brother decided to fight with me i tried to ignore him went to the toilet to do a piss he followed me spat on me then went in my back garden and started shouting for me to fight him with one of my kitchen knifes in his hand my female neighbor in her 40s came running out shouting at me and telling everyone to fuck up i completely lost it at that point and told her to get the fuck back in her house while leaning over her fence all of this obviously upset my girlfriend my mum and dad had to leave with my brother in a taxi which cost them alot of money since i live far away from them i have been trying to call my family since it happened and they won't pick up and the one time they did my dad said don't try calling we don't want to speak to you at the moment after everything that happened. So now i have this really empty void feeling and can't seem to stop thinking how a great xmas was ruined in seconds and i have pissed my neighbor off to unrepairable levels (Prior months ago she called the cops for a noise complain because me and my 2 friends were drinking and playing battlefront in the living room at 2 am) so the relationship there was already tense before i lost it. How do i get over this feeling.
Sorry for the wall of text
Fuck just realized i never paragraphed any of this sorry.
You british certainly are violent with knives
>>16610688
I have never done it myself but my brother has done it atleast 5 times to my knowledge.
2 and a half years ago I got dumped by the girl I was seeing, and it changed my life. There was no reason for me to have such a big reaction to it. She was my closest friend and we'd slept together a few times, but I knew we weren't in a relationship. What's more, I knew that she wasn't the sort of girl that I wanted to be in a relationship with, and that it would probably end badly. And yet, when it did end badly, I was heartbroken. I realised that in my own way I'd loved her and depended on her far more than I knew. In the time that's passed I've been frequently depressed and lonely, and although I'm ok right now, I still feel like I'm not 'over her' and don't know if I ever really will be.
I've not slept with anyone since and it's really starting to get to me. One-night stands seem meaningless now, and I've not met anyone else who made me feel the same way and want to pursue a relationship. I'm a bit of a weird person (in that my hobbies/interests are different to most people's), and I'd need to meet a girl who's the same sort of weird for it to click, and I haven't done that. She's still the only person that I ever felt really comfortable being myself around, but I got so bitter/jealous when she started dating someone else that I had to cut her from my life completely, even though she wanted to be friends. I still know she's not the right match for me long-term, but it made no difference. All traces of her had to be removed, and now I just feel as lonely and isolated and far away from properly moving on as I did the day she told me it was over.
Does anyone have any advice to help me with this?
>>16610605
>I've not slept with anyone since
Just force yourself to... It's a failproof method for me
>slept with friend last night after boxing eve party
>ex hasn't crossed my mind today (we broke up at the start of the month and I was also having a hard time getting over her)
>>16610618
What about if it's with someone I've got absolutely no connection with? I've heard that can make it worse.
The only girls I'd really be able to sleep with are random girls I meet in clubs. I've recently moved to a new town, and I don't really have any female friends at the moment apart from ones who live far away from me (not that they'd necessarily want to sleep with me anyway).
>>16610696
Hmm, perhaps. I've never actually slept with a random girl... I get bigger kicks with friends
But go into it wanting it, and not with hesitation, and you'll feel better for it. Go into it feeling like shit and being reluctant will no doubt leave you waking up the next morning feeling awful
I'm 24 and I can't take living at home anymore.
I just go into a fight with my younger brother and all my things are broken. I think I have some psychological issues and I usually keep quiet at work, this making people think I'm angry all the time. Please, I need help. I can't take this place, I don't have it me to eat shot on the streets. What do I do? ;_;
Formulate a plan to move out.
1. Job.
2. Research cheap but reasonably safe neighborhoods.
3. Rent apt.
4. Move out.
>>16610608
So like, Utah or Wisconsin?
>>16610601
Any ideas for something immediate?
I seriously don't know what's going on with me, Im usually fine, but for some reason this weekend ive just been a mess. One second i wanna see people and the next i wanna be alone. Im currently alone at home trying to calm down.
Nothing horrible is happening, the easiest way to describe it is just a deep anger/sadness/jealousy of everyone around me, wrapped up with crushing depression and anxiety (i didnt know one could experience depression and anxiety at the same time)
Im not the jealous type at all which surprises me more. I was at a party last night and someone had said something (dont remember was drunk) and she asked if i was ok, she said I had just the saddest look on my face. I told her I was fine and all was good, just drunk, but I was lying so i could keep up that i was fine.
Any insights anyone? im happy to answer questions
Depression
I often find that drinking alcohol aggravates my anxiety and sadness. Especially the day after drinking; it's like a sadness and anxiety hangover.
It's too bad, since I love to drink. but I cut back considerably.
I've survived a lot of bad stuff from women. I just don't know how to talk about it with other men or anyone. Counsellors just want me to leave all this stuff in the past and focus on the positives and changing my life around, which I've been doing. But essentially woman have ruined my life and financially ruined me due to false allegations. Except these women weren't third wave feminists or social justice warriors.
It's so awkward, shameful, and embarrassing to even talk about being falsely accused of things, and I hate that I even feel that way. It's shocking. People wonder if you actually did it.
Anytime someone inspires me, I write way more words than I want, and then I end up deleting what I wrote.
Being silent isn't the answer. But nor is raging out at women or feminists just because of the triggering things I read. It really makes me angry to read about how men are suffering the same way I have, who will never get justice, who are alone, who will never get reparations, and being told they somehow deserve it because they're men, or white, or they're oppressors.
I've already turned my life around, I already got hobbies. I already have coping mechanisms for stress and all that.
I've already done counselling and taken workshops.
I'm still angry and I want to be able to reach out to others going through what I'm going through.
It's not clear to me what a victimized man should do other than "be the better man, bury it in the past, move on with your life".
I don't know what to do. I'm lost.
Tell us your story here. I am a good listener. I am a feminist woman but I don't think you deserve what happened. You are right to be angry. Maybe you can find people on /soc/.
Also try to find better counselors.
>>16610538
>financially ruined me due to false allegations
false rape accusation?
>am 18
>really vibing 5 month girlfriend
>ex enters life again
>kiss ex to see if feelings still present
>gf finds out and we breakup after 7 months
>she moves halfway across country
>comes back for Christmas
>she knows I'm sorry and That I love Her with all my heart
>she continuously makes false promises of us getting back together
>does shit that she knows will break my heart
>hangs out with me just to hook up
>she knows I mean something when I kiss her though
I know I'm the bad guy for cheating on her but she's made me so depressed by playing with my heart. Last night I finally decided to stop taking her bullshit and went off on her about even though I cheated, I was always more for her than she was for me. She got really offended by this but I don't care because of what she put me through.
I guess what I want to know is if maybe I'm not the only fucked up one. I feel like I'm doing everything to redeem myself but I don't know.
>>16610495
Drop it with her.
You fucked up and played with her heart too. Get out of the whole thing and feel bad about it for like 10 years.
Hey man you're story is similar to mine except mine was a 5 year relationship and my girlfriend 'suspected me' of cheating on her because I was talking to another girl,
Got back together with her, went on holiday etc. Big drama never ending, she breaks up only wants me when she wants me does shit to hurt to me.
And even still i'm left feeling with regret because she was hurt. Any sane man with a pair of bollocks would of fucked her off after the first week.
My advice to you is the same advice i'm giving to me. Just fucking walk away and let-it-go. We both fucked up lets open a new book.
By chance are you in Texas?
Is it wrong to be narcissistic if no one really cares about you?
Do you think it's wrong to be narcissistic?
>>16610487
Maybe that's why they don't care about you t.bh senpai
>>16610487
Depends how you channel it Anon.
I'm guessing your an insufferable twat, if so just become more humble.
There is nothing wrong with believing in yourself, just don't belittle people for not being as good as you perceive yourself, treat them as if they are and some may surprise you.
So a coworker gave me a couple of shots of vodka during our lunch break, what can I eat or drink to sober up quickly. I work at a grocery store so I have access to a lot of things
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>>16610470
Greasy foods, bread, stuff to absorb. Also, water, coffee to piss it out. Don't drink on the job.
>>16610470
Act natural. Just do things and don't worry about it. You will be fine unless you reached the point of no return... if you're a light drinker thats probably 5-6 shooters.
No one has to know you're drunk. and if you have lunch now and work in the next hour... your breath is going to smell. My boss noticed a liqour smell on my breath but i'm just a laborer.
