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I want to lose some 10 kilos, and I read that Jimmy Kimmel has a diet program where he fasts two days a week (Monday and Thursday) and then he eats normally for the rest of the weekend. He´s looking much thinner than in 2007, and besides this is not the first story of this kind that I´ve heard.
Do you know any other way to loose 10 kilos this quickly?
>guy has been losing weight since 2007
>fast weight loss method
>>16614556
Read the /fit/ sticky
>>16614556
Count your calories honestly and keep a log. Be honest about your lifestyle (are you sedentary? active?) and adjust your caloric intake as needed.
The moment I actually stuck to that I began seeing weight loss. The hardest part was sticking to it and actually being honest about how much food I was consuming. It's easy to underestimate portion sizes.
Don't do any fad diet, just learn to have some self awareness of what you're consuming and how much you're moving on a daily basis. Once you reach your goal weight, adjust your calories to maintain.
Has anyone had any experience giving a girl, who can only cum through clitoral stimulation, a vaginal orgasm?
Considering what the word "only" means, no, because that's impossible by definition.
This souns like a stupid excuse to not buy a vibrating cock ring. Go away.
Vaginal orgasms are a magazine myth. Consider the act of birth, there are so few nerve endings in the vagina because of this.
What is more likely to happen is the image of being filled or fucked, which gives a psychological orgasm.
>>16614502
I should have used the word 'has' rather than 'can'.
Only 30% regularly orgasm through penetration. That doesn't mean the 70% are unable.
i dont want to do this anymore.
i just want to be happy
life is so tiring
back to the void of depression.
What's up anon? Talk to me
Would it be worth going to a psychiatrist for this?
Ive been doing research on the internet, im 22 and lately I have been having "gaps" in my memory where little details just magically dissapear. Speech sometimes gets impaired and it happens randomly. I have been told im too paranoid alot lately about what people think about me.
In some of my research I found out that if you have a psychotic event your more likely to be schizophrenic later in life. I had a full out psychotic event (auditory hallucinations, persecution, incoherance ect.)
Should i suck it up everyones a little crazy or go see a psychiatrist?
You should see a neurologist
It would be a good idea.
how do I begin learning french, I'm starting to get a hang of the basics but I still need some other tips to understand it and speak it well.
Duolingo, memrise, french movies/cartoons/etc. with subtitles, read french comics, etc. Also look for people you can speak with in Frwnch on /int/ and try to befriend a few who you can voice chat with too.
>>16614422
thank you anon, will use this in the future
>>16614408
Look for tutors in your area. That's I found mine for Russian.
Get a duo language book and a decent dictionary.
Study at least an hour a day.
Find opportunities to use the language. Learn vocabulary related to something you do all the time, or your job and use the French words instead
My dermatologist just told me to get like 15 tests before perscribing me any antibiotics for acne. Point is, i am a poorfag and cannot afford this shit which would be roughly 1.5 my monthly salary (not even kidding). What do?
Apply natural antimicrobial agents to your skin.
Don't be a disgusting pig.
>>16614402
>What do?
move to a first world country
So I'm renting an apartment and I have been since August.
Our gas bill has been around $20-30 for using 8 CCF in august to 14 CCF from the last bill.
And now if the latest bill it says we used 120 CCF and charging us around $120.
While we've been keeping the thermostat at 55 degrees Fahrenheit and the outside temp has been around 20-40 degrees Fahrenheit
I've made soup with our gas oven around 3 times in that month where I put stuff in a pot on a low light for around 3-4 hours and used our oven maybe 10 times where it heated to normal cooking times for maybe 30 minutes of baking max.
Could that somehow have made the bill that high or is there a gas leak?
Or is there something wrong with the heating? It feels cold in our apartment and I can see my breath most of the time but it is set for 55...
I don't know whether to call my landlord or the gas company or if that's just somehow normal?
I don't know how it works where you live, but with many utilities where I live, you generally only get billed for an estimated use. Every few months, someone actually comes out and takes a reading, and that month you get billed by the actual amount, and your estimated use is then based on that. That might be happening where you live, and would explain the sudden spike
>>16614431
To add to what this anon said.
In a lot of places, there are no individual meters per unit, so all they can track is gas usage of the entire building or sections of the building (depending on how the lines and meters run). So what they end up doing is just evenly splitting the bill among the entire complex.
Review your renters agreement (this--specifically the way they charge you for utilities--is 90% probably in there) and talk to your landlord if it isn't in there.
There might not be anything you can do except actually use gas (because you're paying for it anyway) and find a new place to move in to that has the ability to track on individual usage/flat fee/is paid utilities (which is rare).
>>16614515
I mean in our rental agreement it says we pay for gas and they said for us to talk to the local gas company to set it up and all.
The way our apartment is is that it's above our landlords store. so it's not really an apartment building with other tenants.
So I'm not sure if maybe the gas company looked at the entire building/store when he calculated the gas?
Is there legal recourse for that? like if the gas was only set up for the entire building/his store and our apartment above it?
Hey guys. My feet naturally point outwards (id say almost 35 degrees) when i walk or stand (note that they straighten out when I run during soccer), similarly to the feet in the left. How do I fix this? My gf, who doesn't mind it that much, says i do walk a bit clown like. I doubt its a weight issue, as i weigh 190lb at 6'1"
Work on your standing posture. You probably stand/walk on your heels too. You should be standing/ walking on the front of your foot, behind the toes.
>>16614395
I have duck feet. I've been straightening them by being deliberate about how I stand and walk. >>16614409 this anon is right about keeping the weight on the balls of your feet. If you have shoes that have removable insoles, take it all out until it's the thinnest you can be. I have a pair of shoes like that, and while it wasn't comfortable since it was closer to barefoot, it forced me to pay attention to my gait.
Heel strikes (when your heel is the first thing to hit the ground while walking) really hurt when walking on pavement. I learned to walk in a way that the balls of my feet hit the ground first and my heel was just cushioning and to help spring up my next step.
Look at other animals, like a cat or dog. Their heel is technically in air and the balls of their feet are what touches the ground. We evolved for our heels to touch the ground because we needed more stability, being bipedal. My theory is that it's healthier to walk that way. But that is a hotly debated idea.
Hugely cushioned sneakers with big heels give you the ability to heel strike without pain. But it isn't good for you.
I also do a sitting stretch. For me, when I sit with my toes facing out, my knees are straight out from my hip. When I sit with my toes forward, my knees come together. So I turn my toes straight and stretch my knees away from each other. I can feel the tightness being pulled, and I think that muscle is what's making me duck footed.
I haven't done any research on this, but after a couple years of being mindful my feet are considerably straighter naturally. And when I'm holding my feet straight or pigeon toed, there's much less tightness and aches/pains.
Hey folks. I just found out that I probably have FASD. I sat down and researched for at least 3 hours and a lot of the specified symptoms apply to me. What should I do? I don't know if confronting my mother would help but it just frustrates me that she never said anything. It could've made my life easier.
gotta go fasd
>>16614368
Are you slavic or irish?
>>16614374
You madman
How do I tell my gf her vagina smells bad? She either doesn't care or doesn't know. It smells like a dumpster.
>>16614353
man the fuck up and tell her straight out
You don't need to be insulting. Just informative.
>>16614353
>"bitch, yo pussy stank"
Put your message into white text on top of that image, and print it as a birthday/Christmas/whatever card for her.
Hi everyone, I am in relationship with a 25 year old man for 3 years (I'm 25 too). I am so in love with this guy, since always I wanted to have kids with him, I can really define what is love thanks to him
Last summer he wanted to break up with me (we are breaking up all the time but this time it was very serious). I'm wondering if he had as much feelings as I have. I guess not cauz' I'm scaried of him now, I can't get upset with him without crying cause I don't want to breakup, he clearly has the "power" on me. He can do what he wants. I can't.
I've just met a man who fall in love with me. He seems very nice.
Everybody, my parents, my friends and people who know us tell me to break up with my bf, that he is a bad guy for me. Since ever.
The new man wants me to break up with my bf and to become his gf.
I don't know what to do.
Throw away 3 years of a relationship which makes me feel very bad
Or continue with him, cause I'm sure to love him for ever?
I don't know if I'm the problem..
So what should I do? I'm becoming crazy.
Damn girl, you aren't 16 anymore. Get your shit together. On-off relationships are very immature. I strongly advice you to break up for good and NOT rush right to the next guy. Take a yearnor two to do some maturing. Everything else will just end in frustration
>>16614308
If someone mistreats you when you're just going out, things aren't going to get better when you're married with kids. Make sure you're not confusing "love" with "dependence."
This other guy is another story. The hell's he talking about falling in love with you? You just met him and you're in a three year relationship. Unless you've been cheating pretty hard, it's pretty inappropriate for him to be declaring his love for you regardless.
My advice is to ignore this new guy, stick with your current guy based on him changing his act. If this leads to a break-up, well, so be it.
>>16614338
Yeah I know you're right but I didn't want to face the reality. So painful :/
How do I have a conversation on OK cupid?
I have no idea what to say or ask. Can someone maybe post a sample conversation?
>>16614302
>ay bb u wun sum dik
>>16614318
Sounds effective let me try that
Hey /adv/
So I have a problem with shoes, well actually with my big toe.
My large toe kind of points up so that when wearing shoes, you can see it pushing on the material.
Ex) My big toe causes holes in Vans, but not in Converse (because of the white tip latex)
I am looking for good running shoes that won't rip due to my toe but most of them are now mesh all around with no toe protection.
Does anyone know of a good shoe that can help overcome my problem?
Is it normal for your toe to touch the 'ceiling' of your shoe?
(I just got new running shoes and my toe is touching the ceiling, not sure if I should return them)
I only wear converse to get full use from my shoes.
Buy running trainers you moron
>>16614239
??? What are those
chop off your toe
>Been with first GF for a year
>When we first started dating she was pretty tight
>Now she is loose as fuck
>Like fucking a cup of water (she gets insanely wet)
Now it isn't too big of a deal, because after years of masturbation, I've got a ton of control over when I do or don't cum. But the feeling is just gone, and sometimes fucking her just feels like a chore because all I can feel anymore is wetness, no grip, no friction, nothing. When we first started dating, I could barely put 2 fingers in her and her pussy felt like it was constantly clinging onto my dick for dear life, now I could probably fit 4 in and probably my thumb too.
The fuck do I do? I think she is aware too, because recently she has been doing kegels and shit.
>>16614204
If she's up for it, try anal?
>>16614204
her pussy cavern larger than your cock?
She probably fuckin someone bigger than you/multiple people
>>16614204
How tall is she? Does she have wide hips/shoulders?
So after telling my girlfriend about my cuckold fetish and her initial reluctance to carry it out, she's currently getting banged by three guys at the same time whilst travelling abroad. My dick is exploding right now.
My question is: Has anyone else got any experience doing this? Did the relationship ever suffer?
why do my girlfriends never secretly have a cuckqueen fetish? dang.
>>16614186
this sounds real.
>>16614186
I once used my right hand instead of my left to pleasure myself. It was so hot. My left hand was just laying there twitching.
