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How do I stop thinking about Donald Trump?
I want to watch every rally, I want to read all of his tweets, I love the Trump threads on /pol/. I think I'm really becoming obsessed with Donald, every time I feel upset I think, "What would Donald do?" and think of things he's said.
I'm so inspired by him, I honestly believe America can become an amazing country. I feel like I want to be a better person, I want to be a positive force in Donald's America.
I wish I could meet people who share my enthusiasm, no one seems to understand....
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>>16940264
why do you support Trump?
Are you for real right now?
It's completely normal, stay the course
>got a 0.13% BAC DUI
>court tomorrow
>no lawyer
>dad has a letter detailing depression/ADD/suicidal tendencies for me to give to the judge
>that's it
should i plead guilty or nah?
>>16943312
Can't you get a public defender?
>>16943312
Probably, but this is why people have lawyers. Lawyers can get you off if the procedure was improper, .13% is pretty close (depending on the state).
atleast ask for a public defender otherwise you're gonna be fucked. plead not guilty and then talk to a public defender if you can't get a lawyer. i've had 2 dui's, first one cost me about 8 grand in legal fees.
I'm going to jail in three weeks, /adv/
I'd rather not give specifics, but I will say that I am unlikely to be out for over a decade, and where they're putting me is not "white collar". I haven't been in before, so I have no idea what to expect.
Have you been inside before, /adv/? What was it like? Do you feel that it did help rehabilitate you, or otherwise improve you as a person?
>>16941346
What happened, OP? What did you do?
Also, how does the delay work? How are you not like, locked up right now?
Also, isn't jail for less than a year, and prison for longer than a year? A few of my friends say that jail isn't TERRIBLE but I don't think I know anybody that's been to prison.
>>16941355
I would rather not say what I did.
I'm on bail at the moment, I have to report of my own accord within the timeframe they've given me.
And probably, I leave vocabulary to my lawyers.
>>16941360
well then i'd rather not say what my time on the inside was like
...to date/hook up with other girls than guys to date/hook up with girls.
My sister recently discovered Tinder, and I told her to do a social experiment and set her profile to both boys and girls to see what came up, so she did.
Her results were a bit of a shocker to me. My sister is rather attractive, probs 9/10, and within a week she had 3000 unread matches on Tinder.
THREE.Thousand. in a week.
Anyway, ofc the majority was beta/chody dudes, but a fair number of girls sent her messages too.... like, a lot in fact. Quite attractive girls too,...
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>wanting sex
i believe you want /r9k/ princess
>>16940409
>denying your basic human needs
I think YOU'RE the one that belongs in /r9k/ sempai. Even girls like getting laid.
>>16940416
yes, princess, of course you would think that not having sex is the end of the world. again, please exit the board to /r9k/. might i even interest you in /soc/? it's princess central.
As a woman, I don't understand why guys don't approach me or try to seem interested. I am known to be very fashionable and put in plenty of effort to look good. Everyone says I'm pretty but it's hard to believe because I'm in my 20s and has never been intimate or in a relationship. People have responded it's because I may seem intimidating and shy. Do guys find it hard to approach a pretty girl? Am I ugly or just overthinking it?
>>16939312
How are we supposed to tell u if you're ugly without a picture?
Do you know how scary approaching girls is? Also, being rejected by an uggo or fattie is even worse and can destroy your self-esteem.
It could just be that you're vain. But I don't know you, so I'm unsure whether or not that's true...
Also, if you put most of your effort into your looks and are without a hobby, people are going to find you less interesting.
My advice: step outside of yourself, and turn your eye inward...do you like who you are as a person? Would you be friends with you?
Ok, so here it goes: my bf is a neet. How do I help him to become productive member of society again?
Meet with him in the local park in the evening every day and do lectures about different things.
kick his ass out. He will adapt or die. Problem solved.
>>16942734
That's actually pretty solid
I am too depressed to make a very long detailed thread. Here is how it works.
I am 30 years old and alone. Parents died a long time ago, no siblings. No friends other than a few colleagues. No girlfriend. The last part hits the hardest. It has been a couple of years ever since I had a stable relationship. I am lonely and crave for some affection.
Want to know the reason that girls are apalled by me? It's the same reason why my last girlfriend broke up with me. I own a funeral house.
Yep that's right. I inherited a funeral house (or however you call them) from my uncle some years ago. You might think to yourselves: "so what?". Well I live in Greece, so it is possible that we have different cultures. The majority of people are superstitious here. To the point where they might even avoid looking at the general direction of me or my employees. As if this wasn't bad enough, people who work as such places are casually called as "grave diggers" or "dead men carriers". I don't know if you have a similar saying. What I know is that nobody wants to have a "grave digger" or a "dead men carrier" husband/boyfriend. Oh boy, if only I could count the disgusted amount of faces when I say them what my job is...
Abandoning the business is out of the question. Neither do I feel comfortable with lying about my job.
Help.
Find a girl that has an affiliation with morbidity. Maybe a girl that's in the business herself? Or find a foreign girl that's not as stuck up.
Can't you find a qtpie undertaker waifu?
>>16942503
Forgot pic.
Hi /adv/
I want your opinion about this;
I'm 23 years old and still a virgin, i have money to spend should i or should i not go to a prostitute?
If not could you also tell me why?
are you a confident person who is horny beyond belief and want to rail a woman who does this for a living? yea
are you afraid of women and the thought of seeing a naked real one gets your nervous? no, youll probably have trouble getting a condor on let alone come
OP here, i expected abit more responces, or should i say Bump?
>>16941493
Do it. You won't regret catching an STD or something
Recently opened up the relationship with my fiance. We've been together over a year.
The open relationship is because of my high sex drive and his performance anxiety. Of course the idea is that I'll fuck guys, but how, when, why is still a mystery to me.
>pic not related
He went along with that? What a cuck. I would tell your father to call to police. What.a.chump.
I have 2 suitors:
Guy who I've slept with 2 years ago, wants to have some fun sex
He was the one who encouraged me to come clean to my fiancé.
He was happy when I said I'd explicitly been okay'd to see him.
Guy I met online that shares my fetish. We've met up a few times but haven't even kissed yet. He wants to take me on somewhat of a date next week: coffee, museum, walk on the lakefront
all memes aside.
how common is getting cucked like this occurring irl?
I've been dating my gf for eight months now. I'm 40, somewhat obese, definitely not attractive & bald. My gf on the other hand looks young (she is Asian), has a nice body % a sweet face even though technically she is average-looking. She is 36. She tells me that she loves me, but I sometimes ask myself whether she truly likes me. I sometimes think that she only picked me as she had no other choices (she is 36 after all) and that she tells me that she loves me and that I am sweet just to make me happy.
nobody really likes a fat 40 year old.
>>16938385
I take it as she is merely settling then
You're being insecure. If being fat and having a gf bothers you that much lose weight and maybe you'll feel better.
And holy fuck, you're 40, you should know better than being so petty.
Hi /adv/
I'm a 23 y/o male that had never had issues when it came to sex. Quite the contrary, I always kinda prided myself in my abilities despite being a failure when it comes to other parts of my life. But a couple of months ago I went through a tough breakup with my ex.
Now I've tried to have sex with 2 girls an I can't get hard at all. Like not even with hands.
This last one was a stunning pro. (22 year old vietnamese model, legit one of the hottest women i've ever seen, 10/10). I felt so embarassed. And i feel like it might be more than...
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man, do you watch a lot of porn or something?
but please tell us little about yourself?
>>16942323
oh and more info:
I'm not fat. Kinda sedentary though, pretty depressed and unemployed right now.
I was able to cum both times but with a soft dick, and it kinda was just "meh". Second time I was forcing myself to try to get hard so much that I was ale to make myself cum pretty quickly (<10 mins) again with my hand and while soft...
>>16942330
At times i can get pretty addicted to porn yeah. but that's a temporary thing usually. I havent been much into it last few months. But yeah i guess i do have some fetishes I am probably trying to get over.
I'd always kinda had trouble cumming before, so this new thing is kinda weird. As in sometimes I wouldn't be able to cum but be rock hard and sometimes would have to finish by hand after the girl got tired out. Never was one to last little either,
It's Been a year and a half, and I can't do this anymore.
All I want is for her to initiate sex. Just for once, actually show some interest in doing anything sexual, and be the antagonist.
I've talked to her about it for months, and all she does is act like I'm being an asshole. She never addresses the matter, just tells me I'm being rude, or mean, or that I "don't give her a chance."
I've worded it politely, bluntly, given her an hour, all day, all week, 6 months and still, I basically have to convince her to...
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>>16941594
Describe your relationship
maybe find ways to make yourself attractive
Is she cheating on you?
>>16941594
honestly you've done all you can on your end, I would dump her, but if you're not ready to do that I would ask for a break in the relationship
girls get all torn up when you ask for a break (if she actually does like you) as she thinks this means you wanna fuck randos and find someone else so they panic
fear is a great motivator when all else fails
>be me
>parents want to move to Australia
>I am citizen cause mom was originally from there
>Idontknowhowtofeelaboutthis
>go with them
>get here
>regret it immensely
>want to move back to America
>holy fuck Melbourne's job market sucks
>120+ apps and I only...
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>>16941534
What are your qualifications and whats your experience? Do you have a university degree or any training etc?
As a native Melbournian, it's pretty common to be applying to multiple jobs at once until you get a definite yes.
Don't hold your breath, keep applying to places.
>>16941556
I only had about five months of retail experience back in the US when I got a job straight out of high school. I had to quit the job because of the move to Australia.
Other than that, no degrees or anything special.
>>16941557
You familiar with Serco mate?
First, I'm 19 years old, female. Engaged to my 20 year old fiance.
We live in a small town in the Midwest, in a tiny apartment that's around 600 a month total without internet, cable, or washer/dryer.
We're both recently unemployed, the jobs around here are terrible (the town we live in is on a worst place to find jobs in the Midwest list) and we have no way of making rent this month.
My fiance's parents are dirt poor and his dad smokes in the house, I have asthma pretty bad so living there isn't really an option. My moms husband won't...
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>>16940717
Easy there. Life goes on whether or not you're paying rent.
Find a job, any job, even if it's mowing grass or selling lemonade like a five year old
OP I'm sorry to fuck up your thread like this, I really do hope you find the help you're looking for here. But I just have to speak up and say that catposters are ruining /adv/ for me. I just can't look past the stupid fucking sad cat to take your problems seriously.
I guess I project the cat's personality onto everything you're saying, and that's what destroys my ability to help you. It makes me say to myself, "oh, these are just a cat's problems, it's not worth my time to solve them." But you're a human being, OP....
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>>16940717
That's a shitty situation. I would say get out of that dead end place asap, looks towards friends or the generosity of strangers. Maybe your dad could help you out with some money?
Where's the best places to park you car to have car sex and not get caught?
oh to be underage and live with your parents
>>16940121
out of town in middle of nowhere like forest, field.
Still if you do this you have to be a bit exhibitionist.
Found a car parked on the side of the road at the park once while it was happening inside. I watched for all while. Great trolling.
