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Guys help me out. I'm a yellow dwarf star and it fucking sucks being classified as a dwarf, I already know I'm small and just about all the other stars around are all at least 1-2 solar masses bigger than me and I don't need that shit being part of my identity like that but whatever.
Anyway there's this really cute star in my class (she's a white dwarf, you'd think that would make it easier but no, smaller is better for female stars) and I'm always seeing her with red giants or other dwarf stars that are still fucking huge. This is...
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It's not about mass, it's about apparent brightness. She hangs out with white dwarves because they're old and she craves experience, but they're all super dense and will just suck her in. The Giants will often freak out on her and go supernova on her which is why she fits to so many. But you? Your masses are similar. You would not consume each other, you would be a stable binary star system together.
Just keep shining brightly. Focus on emitting more isotopes than just hydrogen and helium and fairly soon you'll have a few planetary bodies orbiting you, you might even develop a Type 1 civilization of your own. She'll realize what lonely old farts the other stars are for sure.
Stop being so superficial. Ever take a look at the red giant girls? Everyone thinks they are unattainable but they can be quite lonely. I'm a white dwarf dating a red giant. She was happy when I asked her out.
>>16931026
>Focus on emitting more isotopes than just hydrogen and helium and fairly soon you'll have a few planetary bodies orbiting you, you might even develop a Type 1 civilization of your own.
I'm working on that but it's so hard and it's such a slow process, and even once I get it going I feel like there's no way to make her notice. It's taking forever and in the meantime I see her with those other stars and I'm certain they are accreting matter from...
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How do I meet girls when I live in some country ass rural shit? My girlfriend right now treats me like shit and all I want is sex and to bang her while I try getting with other people
>>16930955
How does she treat you like shit?
>>16930965
When we first got together she was talking to exs and shit I catch her in lies all the time and she makes statuses and shit looking for attention if we have problems
>>16930955
You gotta be 18 to post on 4chan dude
Grow up, quit trying to get your dick wet and find someone you're not so insecure about. Also, use punctuation. It helps.
Not sure if Anon will remember me, but I'm the "Autistic rage guy" who people thought I nearly raped someone.
I talked to her about what happened before (wouldn't fuck but would do other stuff), and she said that she wanted to and she liked it but she thinks she'd 'catch feelings' and that's why she only bangs guys she doesn't know very well.
So basically epic friend zone. She said she'd hang again but only cuddling and shit like that.
I said I'd rather not hang out anymore, but I feel really bad. How...
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>>16930953
>How do I get better (without an hero)?
Is it just me or does this question seem to have nothing to do with the scenario before it? Are you asking us how to feel better, or are you still stuck on the girl that really dislikes you and is too beta to tell you outright?
>>16930961
It's kind of been a saga. We've been flirting for years and she asked me out a while ago but I was taken so it couldn't happen. This was the first time we've both been single and I actually liked her so I'm feeling rejected and I'm a beta at heart so I don't know too much on how to deal with rejection.
I mainly wanna know how to feel better, context was just me wanting to vent
>>16930961
basically I just wanna know:
What should I do to get over this girl I really liked quicker?
I have opportunity to work as a IT helpdesk technician. Is it good job? How much I will get paid? I will work mostly at night...
nice to meet you mr patel
Get ready for everyone to hate your guts. Literally hate you. Hate your terrible accent and your scripted solutions we already tried.
Why not farm and feed some of the starving children India is so famous for, apu?
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>>16931041
what the fuck are you talking about?
I feel like I have no aggression in me. I am not a risk taker either. Anytime I take a risk in anything, I get my fucking neck chopped so I just stopped taking risks.
Obviously this means I am shit with women because women want aggressive and calculated risk takers. I am neither. I wish there was like a military combat drug or something that I could take. I have very little aggressive behavior in me. Makes me feel pretty unmanly. Do I have low test? I also had pursuing women and it drives me nuts when people say "men enjoy to pursue women!" I honestly don't...
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You're going about it the wrong way. Aggressiveness comes from having a goal. If you just want aggressiveness then you'd be like all the other fuccbois out there who get into fights
You should read some damn books about this. Always 'Getting your neck chopped" means you're going about taking risks the wrong way
You can be alpha and not be an aggressive fucking twat all of the time. save it for when you need it. I'm fairly placid most of the time but when I blow, I fucking blow big time and in a very aggressive way. For example someone wrongs my wife - they suddenly have a very fucking bad day.
I suppose what I'm saying, and I don't mean this in a rude way, as this ain't /b/ but perhaps it's just there within you - waiting for you to actually give a fuck about something enough to unleash it. Go to bar with your gf and take your time coming back from...
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Think i might fly to US to fuck a porn star (and lost my virginity? I got 10k to spend how much youz think i could get one for? Thinking Lexi bell, Tiffany star, August ames ect but many others I like. U think i could get in contact with them and pay like 5k for 2 hours.
>>16930914
Porn star =/= prostitute
I fucked a porn star, a couple times, a number of years ago when I traveled for business. She didn't cost as much as you're claiming, and the experience was excellent.
I still jack off to her old videos, and have a mental image of her laying across my lap giving me a blowjob.
As far as that being how you want to lose your virginity, go for it if you're into it. Personally, if I was going to fuck women, I'd just head down to Colombia, Thailand, or Germany and spend that 10k having a hell of a fucking time.
>>16931460
which one, anon?
So I was applying for an internship.
And all of a sudden I got a phone call just now that said "We tried to reach you over Skype but it wasn't working. We have you scheduled right now for an interview. Does now work?"
I responded "I"m so sorry, I'm working right now. I never received an e-mail or anything."
"Oh that's ok, we'll reschedule you."
"Thank you."
Did I blow my chance at this interview? I am working and this call came out of nowhere.
>Did I blow my chance at this interview? I am working and this call came out of nowhere.
Not at all. They fucked up when they gave you 0.1seconds to prepare for an interview.
Like I already had a phone interview and everything, but to call me at 10am randomly while I'm working and expect me to be ready for a second-round interview without any warning seems a little absurd, especially considering that I'm working right now.
What do you think? Did I blow it by doing that or is it no big deal?
>>16930874
Ok.. I'll just wait for them to e-mail me now I guess.
I need to start practicing coding. Is there anywhere online to practice for free? Also any tips would be appreciated
Why do you come here when there's a perefectly good tech forum.
Go to /g/
>>16930840
sorry m8
That picture is why my father was strict.
My girlfriend is failing her junior year of high school. She's 17, and is snowballing down a path similar to what i fell into my first semester of the same year.
The desire to achieve decent grades and get her diploma is there, but there is no motivation and giving her the "just do it" bullshit has the reverse effect. I try to help her do homework, but pretty much every time we get working on something she gets pissy, gives up and proceeds to whine and quit and/or destroy or throw shit in the room. It doesn't matter how well the workflow is going,...
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>>16930764
>destroy or throw shit at her room
>doesnt work
>you have to teach her how to survive this world
Well looks like you fall for the vagina
It's a matter of time before she throws shit at you for bullshit reason she made up
I'll dump the fuck out of her
She's lazy, selfish, unmotivated and will bring you down with her. Dump her, move on. Anon is right; only a matter of time before she shits all over you, too.
>>16930787
>>16930820
I'm supposed to just leave her to fail? Her family is absolute shit and I'm afraid my depression has rubbed off on her and mixed very badly with recent events that have really killed her mental state. I see myself in her in many ways, and want to help her. I don't care if we break up somewhere down the road but for now I really would like to see her mature and recover.
So here's that girl that we went out a couple of times with, she seemed to like it, but then she said she was always busy, and when I asked what's up, she said she feels like I have high expectations of her and that she's afraid she can't live up to them or smth like that . So I thought that she just didn't like me so I told her that I really liked hanging out with her and didn't have any expectations and stuff and that It is very sad because I really liked her as a girl. She said she liked hanging out with me too blah blah blah it was a pleasure,...
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>>16930744
You over pursued and caused her to feel pressured into talking to you, you fell back and now she misses you. You should set up a date to meet up the following week.
>>16930760
I never looked at it this way. Thanks, anon.
So when would you advice to invite her? Today or next week?
>>16930784
Whoops sorry for the late reply man. Talk to her for a bit today, preferably call, and set up a time to get together the following week. Say something like "Hey, would you like to get together on X day, next week?" And make plans from there.
How should I kill myself, /adv/? Sitting down and waiting for the inevitable is taking too long.
atleast live for those who love you.
>>16930717
Starve yourself to death
Captcha:food
If i go full time wageslave for a year or two, will i be able to study after that?
I can't do it now because i'll just do nothing and then fail all the exams.
>>16930715
I have two jobs and go to school
man the fuck up
>>16930715
What makes you think you'll be any different in a year or two?
>>16930715
every year you spend away from school makes it harder to go back, eventually you'll just give up on it entirely
So my dumb ass of a brother keeps saying that there is no such thing as free will. He says living things are just fucking biological computers, like fuck off. How do I convince him how stupid he sounds?
>>16930666
Start jabbing your knuckles into his ribcage. When he tells you to stop remind him that you're a biological computer and appealing to your free will is pointless.
>>16930666
Why bother? Let him say what he wants and ignore it.
You know that this is actually something people argue in philosophy, right? There's even some neurology studies that seem to imply that we don't make any of our own decisions on a conscious level anyway. (I'm on my phone but you can feel free to google it.).
Your brother is expressing a valid -- and fairly common -- philosophical viewpoint.
I would like to know the answer to this simple question.
Who am I? Who am I inside? What does my inner me want from life? What purpose is there for my life? By what morals, rules and standards should I abide to? What is good and bad, what do I want, what makes sense, what doesn't?
Recently I have been thinking about life and to this moment I believe I have been doing nothing but what others expect from me, or at the very least, projecting in myself something I see off cool in a propaganda, game, movie, something a family member expects from me, or whatever....
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>>16930646
tl;dr I couldn't suffer through all this bullshit so here's a picture of a koala.
>>16930646
Read the Existentialists.
To grossly oversimplify, they say that there aren't any definitions you're born with, but that you are free to invent yourself.
If you decide you - not God or the church or anyone else, but you - want to be a moral person, you decide to be a moral person, and conduct your life morally because you have decided to. If you decide you want to be an engineer, you do what is necessary to become one. If you decide to be an off-grid spoon whittler, you act on your decision.
It...
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>>16930667
But my point exactly is how can I know these ambitions and feelings are really mine.
In an interview, if the interviewer refers to something you have said and your name in a follow-up question, is this a good sign that you will be selected?
(sorry for bad English)
>>16930629
Pretty standard stuff, there's no way of knowing. Hope you get the job tho
>>16930629
It shows that he's listening, which is a good sing, but not proof of anything.
>>16930681
>>16930686
So any signs to know you did well in a group interview?
