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Ok so right now I've had a small spliff by myself I'm 21 dont usually smoke weed.. About 10 mins after smokin it I've started having a kind of twitchy seizure ??? I can't decide if it's because my eyes are seeing in slow motion or that my body is actually twitching like I cant control my muscles and my hmm
And I don't know how I feel about this
Can anybody Give me advice right now I'm in my bed high twitching and my eyes are seeing in like a jagged slow motion way
And I cant Tell if I'm itching my nose now or if...
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I'm not gonna lie you just sound high as balls man
I am like I'm trying to watch a film but I can't understand it at the moment? And my fingers and elbows keep bumping into things At the side of me
Hear me out dude here's what are you gonna do, order a pizza, get yourself a cold beverage, look it up for Kung Fury on internet and chill, just relax
I need advice on being able to filter out all the tripfaggots on /adv/ they are really stupid and annoying.
>>16932246
Yeah, everyone loves a faggot
>>16932269
>>16932246
Please seriously consider moving to a new board
>>16932241
Do you not know you can literally filter them so that you don't see their posts?
We don't know eachother at all, and I went up to her and asked her out. I told her I've seen her around alot and i asked if she'd like to do something sometime. When she said she has a boyfriend I said ahh bummer alright, and that was that. I haven't talked with her for a month and a half and I feel like I should, but it's not like we're ignoring eachother.
>>16932240
I like that picture
When I met him, I had a boyfriend..
We broke up
Long time ago that was!
No cheating
like, he's been my boyfriend ever since X
tell her youre in love and youve got to have her. overwhelm her, grab her and kiss those sulchy lips. slap her ass. hold her hand. make love to her. bring her cookies by surprise at her place of work you dont know where she works but follow her. take pictures of her. make her smile. make her laugh. tickle her. touch her. make her feel loved
this is what a woman wants.
I'm in highschool and I don't know what to do. Should I talk to her?
How would I set up a 24/7 live stream of my new apartment (moving out soon)? I want a cam in every room, and I want to do it as efficiently as possible.
Pic not entirely related but actually could be in some insanely funny way if there happened to be children caught on the cam.
Point is, how about you just call your local law enforcement and let them know what you're up to and see if they'll be nice an just arrest you already, pervert.
>>16932206
I'm female and paranoid. The only people coming over would be family (and I would turn the cams off if that were to happen)
>>16932206
Plus I would tell my family what I'm doing + no cam in bathroom. I didn't even think of that possibility.
I could use some /adv/ice if any tech geeks are around here. Why would a fullscreen program run like laggy shit when you first start it, but when you minimize it and then maximize it again it runs good? What sorcery is this? What are the processes that happen when you minimize and maximize shit that could cause this behavior and the lag in the first place? Logic tells me this has to be a simple issue but the developer himself hasn't fixed this. It happens for everyone with this program (Wrecked by MDickie)since at least Windows 8.
When you first open it it may not be fully utilizing your GPU. Windows Vista onwards uses GPU to accelerate the desktop and sometimes GPU accelerated programs can act wonky
>>16932195
hmm that's interesting. btw turns out it runs well right off the bat from the executable that runs it in a window(which my dumb ass didn't even notice). I'll try see if I can come up with a workaround for the fullscreen executable though. The windowed and fullscreen executables are the same size to a byte. It'll be interesting trying to find the difference. Maybe I can compare their hex data. I can also try dropping some newer versions of its dependencies into its folder. btw I've tried it with both my main gpu and integrated and the performance is the same. If all else fails, maybe a batch file will work, though the minimize function didn't, no surprise since I can only minimize it after ctrl alt plus deleting and then maximize it anyway. itll be a complicated batch file, if It comes to it...
well the good news is I found the switch in hex that turns it fullscreen. I tried changing the other switches (all except one were the difference between 01 and 02 in a sea of matching data , and there were only a handful of em) to match the windowed one in hopes that it would do something but no. maybe I missed something. anyway ill continue doing this another day thanks for the help >>16932195
How do I get myself to stop caring so much about others?
I am far too empathetic of a person, to the point where I just care far too much about the comfort or convenience of even strangers, to the point where it will take significant time or convenience out of my day.
Is there anything I can read or any steps I can take to become become more self focused and not care so much about what others think of me?
>>16932245
>>16932245
Cool advice.
It's hard being an adult
I constantly lie to my family, I have to make my own schedule and provide my own motivation. I think the hardest one is the loss of morality, I feel like when I lie or steal without the burden of christianity I know there aren't any consequences other than the possibility of getting caught
Like this was something I relied on wholly previously, right? The idea that actions have consequences, and yet those never get handed down. I don't know, what do you guys think about it, those of you who live alone?
>>16931984
Agreed. Morality started out as a way to further the species and, of course, immoral people used it now just as a method of control.
>What "should" we all do!
^^^ look at that thinly disguised attempt to force your opinions down another person's throat.
Life really is just action -> consequence and the fucktards would have you believe that it works according to their rules. Nah. It works according to LIFE'S rules, not humanity's. And LIFE doesn't...
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Sounds like you're just an asshole, OP.
>>16932000
>look at that thinly disguised attempt to force your opinions down another person's throat.
Why shouldn't he do it? Why are you berating him for it? Like you said, life doesn't care if you "force" your beliefs onto others? Only people do. If that's true, then doing that is as equally valid as stealing $20
So my dad was recently diagnosed with cancer apparently, we haven't spoken in 3 years, pretty much he left me and my mom for some slut and I always spent my life trying to grab his affection.
In the end of course it all fell apart when he ended up stealing money from me, which he didn't even need to steal because he owns a fucking carpentering firm.
Anyway he recently came by because he wants a relationship with me or some shit.
Should I even give him the time of day?
>>16931982
Lol no.
Don't feel obligated to, but if it helps you sleep at night, go for it.
sure.
but set your expectations out of the relationship early.
My father is not a very good father, but he's not a bad man, so as a young adult i had to put some parameters on our relationship that removed some fatherly things, otherwise a relationship wouldn't work for long.
the fact is tho he is your father and unless you place absolutely zero value on him, there is never going to be another one that has the potential to understand the life experiences you shared already. No friend, no wife, no-one else.
>>16931982
just like >>16931994 said if it makes you feel better than doit
So my best friend (20) has a sister (19). She is shy, seriously into sports, not so good looking but totally bangable and for sure she is a virgin, so am i. My friend tells me that she is into me and i feel that she likes me but she is really super shy about that and as far as our conversations go she find sex really gross and nasty. We often spend time together like regular friends but each time i meet her i want to bang her more and more which is weird since she is not that good looking. So how do i push it all into sex when we both are too shy to start up something? For now...
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Try dating her first, shithead.
>>16931959
just fuck her you faggot.
>>16931959
That's your best friends sister dude. Don't you think if you treat her as nothing more than a warm hole to fuck that is going to ruin your friendship? I bet he would be okay if you intended to be in a relationship with her, but that's kind of fucked up to use your friend's sister like that.
Hello adv.
I'm desperate for help I don't know where else to turn to.
So recently (3 months) my girlfriend and I had our first baby, and ever since she's been an absolute psychopath who just absolutely hates me for anything and everything I do.
She's been to the docs and they've put her on post natal depression pills and I'm trying to be as loving and as calm and I can possibly get considering before the baby we literally NEVER fought.
So is this normal?
I've spoken to other fathers and they've said it'll calm...
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What are you doing with your life that you can't answer your own questions?
You should be more responsible. Ask yourself and figure it out.
Are you helping with the baby? Changing diapers, feeding bottles, burping? Soothing the baby?
You're a father m8 can't be relying on old anon to solve all of your problems no more. Seek deep reflection.
I haven't used Tinder in almost two years and have since deleted facebook. Do you still need to have a facebook account to use tinder, or have they finally changed this?
>>16931913
To my knowledge (never used tinder) this is still the case.
Now please share your tinder experiences. I'm getting over breaking up with my ex and three weeks of sickness... but tinder is on the horizon. I"ve never used it. I talk to women just fine in real life... I think I've got what it takes to be a tinder star. I might even catch herp.
Tell me your stories!
>>16931938
>>16931938
My advice is to read the different threads and guides on how to be direct and concise. I think I scared a few away that were DTF because I was beating around the bush.
Also, be aware that many people just use it for validation. I saw an ugly fat short female using Tinder once in an elevator and she just looked at the first picture and swiped left (rejected) about 20 guys in a row before a single swipe right. I'd say what you write should be...
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>>16931972
Sage advice and thank you sir!
tl;dr: how do other people always have people around them. Why does seemingly everyone except me lead a functional social life. I'm super lonely all the time.
I grew up as an only child; my parents were always busy working. Had almost no connections to rest of family. In primary school I had a couple of friends. But still was alone most of the time after school. Like 5 of 7 days of the week or so. Sometimes played with neighbors kids but somehow only ever for short time periods because eventually they moved to a different town or I and my parents did. In high school...
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>>16931897
I'm in the same boat. I have fears of being rejected, so I reject everyone before they reject me.
>>16931897
I always ask random people what classes they are taking at my school to start up a conversation.
>>16931897
http://www.meetup.com/
Gotta start somewhere
So I have a friend is like the cutest girl ever and I want to cuddle with her. I don't want to fuck, I just want to cuddle with her. I'm 18 so I still live with my parents and they would definable not approve of this. How would I be able to get her to cuddle with me and how would I get around my parents if I succeed?
>>16931869
why would your parents disapprove?
does she want to cuddle you too senpai?
>>16931873
parents are very conservative
Yea probably but I don't know how to slip into that question.
>>16931878
go over her place for some netflix&chill then.
>Start fixing my sleeping routine
>Everything goes somehow fine
>Out of nothing i start getting nightmares
>Last night i dreamed about spiders(one of my biggest fears)and had hard time falling asleep after the nightmare
>Its almost bedtime now i cant get it out of my head and always have the feel that there are spiders near me
please help me /adv/
>>16931868
that sucks. i found sleeping with my dog helps. whenever i feel creeped i just say 'if anything is remotely wrong then my dog would bark and id know'.
didnt help that right after saying that last night she barked, so i had to get up and search the apartment and balcony to make sure we werent being invaded. but generally its a good plan.
im not sure what to say about falling asleep? maybe you can have a 'guided sleep hypnosis' saved to your phone, ipod, or what have you so you...
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>>16931893
The problem is that i cant zone out when i turn off the lights.
>>16931937
right, so maybe try getting a guided hypnosis file to help you zone out.
In class I spilt paint on a chair and tried to wipe it off and ended up just making it more spread out and worse.
I had to hide the huge paint stain with paper towels and left.
How do I not get in trouble
Pull a Shaggy
>>16931864
What's that
>>16931861
>How do I not get in trouble
ahahahahaha
dude you stop getting in trouble when you move out and own your own shit like an adult. Until then, you get in trouble.
