Rolled 10 (1d69)

>>17411
I don't get it.

Roll to play as Captain Hero

>>17411
Poop in your hand?

>>16860
what's in the mystery box?

A thief, I'm niggarous of Welfara

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>>16864
what mystery box

>>14781
Masturbate

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>>14830
w-why????

>>14858
Pope Gregory said it is not heretic, so Masturbate whilst making a bed fort.

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>>14658

>>14667
christian carl

aussie shit thrower

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Female homosexual with blue eyes and red hair.
Elsie.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

straight female instead of gay. first day of grade 12. dark hair.

>>13453
Female trap, Heterosexual, first day of 12. Blue eyes and red hair.
Beth Ferris.

Check pockets

>>17724
Become a necromancer and raise your dead tribesmen.

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you scramble together a couple of sticks and leaves and build yourself a temporary hut for the night

A dong.

>>17041
A big, black dong, more specifically.

>>16992
Vladimir Putin

Seeing Heaven like this pains you. It truly does. The once radiant structures meant for angels of your rank have been reduced to ruins, crumbled white marble and molten gold. The bedlam of war around you has colored the clouds murky blues and blacks and the clashing of His loyalists and Lucifer's forces - your forces - make the sky flash, thunder rumbling with every strike. Emerald flames coat the landscape, reducing everything you have ever known to ashes. Feathers scatter and His children plummet down, likely to their doom, all around you.

Though this is no time to be nostalgic, you can't help but think back upon your time as a loyal servant of Him. Of how comfortable and warm you were during your first weeks of being. You were quickly taken in and tutored, taken into the fold of one of the archangels' forces. That archangel, of course, was...

>Michael, the leader of Heaven's army and the strongest warrior in all of Heaven. His presence is made obvious in the war today, as his blazing blade leaves that horrid green flame in its wake. Your time with his people taught you the ways of a soldier.

>Raphael, the most talented healer in all of Heaven. Undoubtedly one of the kindest of the archangels, who serves in the current battle by taking care of the wounded, more than fighting at the frontlines. In his service, you learned the ability to close wounds and cure maladies in seconds, both for yourself and others.

>Gabriel, the messenger of the Divine and the most formidable speaker in all of Heaven. He was always more of a poet and public figure, he fights for his Father today all the same. He taught you a lot of things, but leadership and the way of the word were the most important of them.

>Uriel, the Light of God. The youngest of the archangels but arguably the most powerful. He is fighting today, as is made apparent by the brilliant flashes of light occasionally making Heaven itself shake. As one of Uriel's people, you learned to harness Glory, the raw supernatural power of your kin, much more efficiently than most.

>Lucifer, the Morning Star. The first and most beautiful of all angels in Heaven. He always knew just what to say and just how to say it. Really, as one of his people, it's no surprise that you're fighting with him in the revolution today. Though Lucifer's angels had no unique specialty in the past, you can feel something new tugging and grow within you as the Fall begins...

>>6197
>>Gabriel, the messenger of the Divine and the most formidable speaker in all of Heaven. He was always more of a poet and public figure, he fights for his Father today all the same. He taught you a lot of things, but leadership and the way of the word were the most important of them.

>>6197
>>Lucifer, the Morning Star. The first and most beautiful of all angels in Heaven. He always knew just what to say and just how to say it. Really, as one of his people, it's no surprise that you're fighting with him in the revolution today. Though Lucifer's angels had no unique specialty in the past, you can feel something new tugging and grow within you as the Fall begins...

You are a young man in a small room with two exits, what will you do?

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>>4420
Masterbate.

>>4420
Cry softly into a pillow until someone comes in and saves you

>>17088
Dude likes going to the gym 24/7, he bullies beta fags like poster below and gets major poon.

>>17088
His name is dude, his class is dude, his profession is dude.
He starts off with his life, but it is immediately useless as the meaning of life is absolutely nothing.
Therefore his goal is to only kill himself, but he must find a way.

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>>17099
Dude is yolked as fuck from going to the gym and beating up pussies. Yet he is still classless but "could kick anyone's ass". What is Dude's class?

>>13988
I am Sir Memesalot!

>>13988
I asked my master, but he said he's already got one. It's very nice.

>>13988
Roll for horses.

>>9420
MAke it look like a suicide

SEE IF THAT NIGGA'S OKAY

Accidentally the whole thing.

>>4988
Suicide.

>>4988
suicide

>>4988
Suicide

delet mexico

>>4171
Nuke Canada

>>4171
Build wall.

Does Vegeta go back to double dip or does he stay at home?

>>16967
[x] Double dip

>>16971
Good choice, Player!

What happens next is It was a quiet day out on the plateau. Vegeta and Piccolo both stood opposite of each other:
"Vegeta: You have been skipping out on your medication. Why?" asked Piccolo
"I am a Saiyan prince. I don't need any of these worthless daily doses!" he replied with defiance

Piccolo shook his head in disapproval and began to charge up his binding rings. Before he knew it, Vegeta was trapped and ready to receive his medication:
"I didn't...
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