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I'm on a neverending quest to save my girlfriend and what is this?
Rolled 10 (1d69)
>>17411
I don't get it.
Roll to play as Captain Hero
>>17411
Poop in your hand?
Oh shit nigger you're on an adventure or some shit. Choose your class.
>>16860
what's in the mystery box?
A thief, I'm niggarous of Welfara
>>16864
what mystery box
LAST SAVE:http://winsoriano.blogspot.com/2016/04/load-from-last-save-we-established-that.html
LOAD FROM LAST SAVE: You are still in the first room, looking at the adjacent wall. What do you do?
>>14781
Masturbate
>>14830
w-why????
>>14858
Pope Gregory said it is not heretic, so Masturbate whilst making a bed fort.
Oh no! Your father and CEO of Crusaders Incorporated has died, but fortunately your lousy ass has been given, YES YOU! Ownership of the Crusading Empire!
In the OBLIGATORY MANUAL OF EXPLAINING SHIT , You're taught to take Crusades to earn money to support your ever expanding Crusade Empire!
Suddenly, a pamphlet is handed to you, THE PAMPHLET OF CHARACTER SELECTION!
>>14658
>>14667
christian carl
aussie shit thrower
You wake up one morning ready for the start of a new chapter in your life
Upon rising from bed, you look in your mirror and as usual see a
>Male
>Female
>Heterosexual
>Homosexual
about to begin
>First day of Year/ Grade 12
>First day of Uni/ College
>First day of work
You have
>blue
>green
>brown
eyes and
>dark
>fair
>red(dish)
hair. Also don't forget to pick a name.
Please roll a d100 when you make a choice for singular events (one choice per post) and for large events (like this character creation) it will be a majority rules vote
For singular events if there is a overwhelming (2:1) majority, I will pick that option. If two people roll the same highest number and have two different votes then majority rules
If any vote continues to be a tie even with these outlines I'll use my discretion
I will be on in about 9-10 hours after work finishes to propel the story for a while, then I'll leave a big decision for the night and try to get another big decision for the morning before work again
This is how it will continue to work, and if for some reason I can't keep to this schedule I'll let you know of any changes, whether temporary or permanent
Enjoy.
Rolled 11 (1d100)
Female homosexual with blue eyes and red hair.
Elsie.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
straight female instead of gay. first day of grade 12. dark hair.
>>13453
Female trap, Heterosexual, first day of 12. Blue eyes and red hair.
Beth Ferris.
you're benny, the president of Bengem. your tribe is killed and you are left without a bed.
what do you do?
Check pockets
>>17724
Become a necromancer and raise your dead tribesmen.
you scramble together a couple of sticks and leaves and build yourself a temporary hut for the night
A god starts existing in an empty void. Omniscient and omnipotent, this strange being is capable of anything.
But as you can see, the god is still quite formless. Existing should be a lot easier when you aren't a floaty, intangible ball of energy.
So, what form will the god take?
A dong.
>>17041
A big, black dong, more specifically.
>>16992
Vladimir Putin
Your name is Amiel and you are a traitor. A blasphemer of the worst kind. Born from the raw, incomparable Glory of His light, you were but a lowly angel, those made the farthest from Him so that you could foster and guide His creations from above. Ranked under one of the archangels in the celestial hierarchy, you were glad to fulfill your duties. That is until doubt began to grow within you. Perhaps, it was jealousy, as humanity took you and your brethren's place as the Father's favored children. Perhaps it was spite, as you refused to bow to such sinful creatures, who did nothing but tarnish the creator who had made them in His image. Perhaps it was something else altogether, you were never sure, but you couldn't help but hate humanity.
That is why, when the most beautiful archangel in Heaven spoke, you listened. That is why, when Lucifer refused to bow to those humans, you followed his example. That is why you chose to rebel against Father, who you took to arms and began slaying those who remained to Him loyal.
That is why you became a third of Heaven's angels.
Seeing Heaven like this pains you. It truly does. The once radiant structures meant for angels of your rank have been reduced to ruins, crumbled white marble and molten gold. The bedlam of war around you has colored the clouds murky blues and blacks and the clashing of His loyalists and Lucifer's forces - your forces - make the sky flash, thunder rumbling with every strike. Emerald flames coat the landscape, reducing everything you have ever known to ashes. Feathers scatter and His children plummet down, likely to their doom, all around you.
Though this is no time to be nostalgic, you can't help but think back upon your time as a loyal servant of Him. Of how comfortable and warm you were during your first weeks of being. You were quickly taken in and tutored, taken into the fold of one of the archangels' forces. That archangel, of course, was...
>Michael, the leader of Heaven's army and the strongest warrior in all of Heaven. His presence is made obvious in the war today, as his blazing blade leaves that horrid green flame in its wake. Your time with his people taught you the ways of a soldier.
>Raphael, the most talented healer in all of Heaven. Undoubtedly one of the kindest of the archangels, who serves in the current battle by taking care of the wounded, more than fighting at the frontlines. In his service, you learned the ability to close wounds and cure maladies in seconds, both for yourself and others.
>Gabriel, the messenger of the Divine and the most formidable speaker in all of Heaven. He was always more of a poet and public figure, he fights for his Father today all the same. He taught you a lot of things, but leadership and the way of the word were the most important of them.
>Uriel, the Light of God. The youngest of the archangels but arguably the most powerful. He is fighting today, as is made apparent by the brilliant flashes of light occasionally making Heaven itself shake. As one of Uriel's people, you learned to harness Glory, the raw supernatural power of your kin, much more efficiently than most.
>Lucifer, the Morning Star. The first and most beautiful of all angels in Heaven. He always knew just what to say and just how to say it. Really, as one of his people, it's no surprise that you're fighting with him in the revolution today. Though Lucifer's angels had no unique specialty in the past, you can feel something new tugging and grow within you as the Fall begins...
>>6197
>>Gabriel, the messenger of the Divine and the most formidable speaker in all of Heaven. He was always more of a poet and public figure, he fights for his Father today all the same. He taught you a lot of things, but leadership and the way of the word were the most important of them.
>>6197
>>Lucifer, the Morning Star. The first and most beautiful of all angels in Heaven. He always knew just what to say and just how to say it. Really, as one of his people, it's no surprise that you're fighting with him in the revolution today. Though Lucifer's angels had no unique specialty in the past, you can feel something new tugging and grow within you as the Fall begins...
I'm not good at drawing awesome art so it will be text based.
You are a young man in a small room with two exits, what will you do?
>>4420
Masterbate.
>>4420
Cry softly into a pillow until someone comes in and saves you
This is Dude. You control Dude. Dude needs to go on a quest, but Dude has no class or profession. Give him one so he may start his quest.
>>17088
Dude likes going to the gym 24/7, he bullies beta fags like poster below and gets major poon.
>>17088
His name is dude, his class is dude, his profession is dude.
He starts off with his life, but it is immediately useless as the meaning of life is absolutely nothing.
Therefore his goal is to only kill himself, but he must find a way.
>>17099
Dude is yolked as fuck from going to the gym and beating up pussies. Yet he is still classless but "could kick anyone's ass". What is Dude's class?
>>13988
I am Sir Memesalot!
>>13988
I asked my master, but he said he's already got one. It's very nice.
>>13988
Roll for horses.
You didn't mean to do that.
Fuck.
>>9420
MAke it look like a suicide
SEE IF THAT NIGGA'S OKAY
Accidentally the whole thing.
You are a cute trans girl/cat and you're in desperate need of a fresh ego boost
What do you do?
>make music
>log on to twitter
>undress
>suicide
>>4988
Suicide.
>>4988
suicide
>>4988
Suicide
You are now Donald Trump, and you have won the presidency!
It is your first week as president, what do you do?
delet mexico
>>4171
Nuke Canada
>>4171
Build wall.
It was a quiet day out on the plateau. Vegeta and Piccolo both stood opposite of each other:
"Vegeta: You have been skipping out on your medication. Why?" asked Piccolo
"I am a Saiyan prince. I don't need any of these worthless daily doses!" he replied with defiance
Piccolo shook his head in disapproval and began to charge up his binding rings. Before he knew it, Vegeta was trapped and ready to receive his medication:
"I didn't get this medical degree for nothing. I want to help people. Just sit still and it'll be over soon," Piccolo calmly stated
Despite his gentle reassurance, Vegeta continued to struggle, cursing at the Namekian under his breath. Piccolo pulled down his and Vegeta's pants: He was ready to administer the dosage. Piccolo inserted his long, thick, Namekian cock into Vegeta's soft, Saiyan anus:
"GET IT OUT OF ME, YOU FILTHY GREEN MAN!" shouted Vegeta
Piccolo replied "That is no way to speak to your doctor!" and continue to apply the daily dose
Piccolo's cock was thoroughly pounding Vegeta and Piccolo was near ejaculation. But it seemed it just wasn't enough to help his patient. What should I do though? Piccolo thought. Suddenly, like a flash, the idea came to him: Immediately after ejaculating, Piccolo unsheathed his Piccolo tallywacker from Vegeta and began to charge himself up. Vegeta thought, it was finally over, but he turned his head back only to see a giant Piccolo, with his peter-popper even larger than ever.
Vegeta braced himself for the bullet train-sized one-eyed monster that was about to penetrate him. At first, it hurt incredibly: Vegeta had never felt such an powerful surge of pain before. But after an hour of nonstop buttfucking, his anus became stretched and worn out to the point where he could enjoy it!
When Piccolo finally ejaculated, it was released at such a force that Vegeta vomited a large quantity of the semen. Piccolo reverted back to his normal size and let Vegeta free:
"Thanks, doc. I'm sorry about how I was acting before. This medicine is great! I'll see you tomorrow then."
As Vegeta flew home, Piccolo gave a smile of satisfaction: He was glad he could help another person with their daily dose. But he had to hurry and give the other Z fighters their daily doses too! And so, he flew off as well.
The end
Does Vegeta go back to double dip or does he stay at home?
>>16967
[x] Double dip
>>16971
Good choice, Player!
What happens next is It was a quiet day out on the plateau. Vegeta and Piccolo both stood opposite of each other:
"Vegeta: You have been skipping out on your medication. Why?" asked Piccolo
"I am a Saiyan prince. I don't need any of these worthless daily doses!" he replied with defiance
Piccolo shook his head in disapproval and began to charge up his binding rings. Before he knew it, Vegeta was trapped and ready to receive his medication:
"I didn't get this medical degree for nothing. I want to help people. Just sit still and it'll be over soon," Piccolo calmly stated
Despite his gentle reassurance, Vegeta continued to struggle, cursing at the Namekian under his breath. Piccolo pulled down his and Vegeta's pants: He was ready to administer the dosage. Piccolo inserted his long, thick, Namekian cock into Vegeta's soft, Saiyan anus:
"GET IT OUT OF ME, YOU FILTHY GREEN MAN!" shouted Vegeta
Piccolo replied "That is no way to speak to your doctor!" and continue to apply the daily dose
Piccolo's cock was thoroughly pounding Vegeta and Piccolo was near ejaculation. But it seemed it just wasn't enough to help his patient. What should I do though? Piccolo thought. Suddenly, like a flash, the idea came to him: Immediately after ejaculating, Piccolo unsheathed his Piccolo tallywacker from Vegeta and began to charge himself up. Vegeta thought, it was finally over, but he turned his head back only to see a giant Piccolo, with his peter-popper even larger than ever.
Vegeta braced himself for the bullet train-sized one-eyed monster that was about to penetrate him. At first, it hurt incredibly: Vegeta had never felt such an powerful surge of pain before. But after an hour of nonstop buttfucking, his anus became stretched and worn out to the point where he could enjoy it!
When Piccolo finally ejaculated, it was released at such a force that Vegeta vomited a large quantity of the semen. Piccolo reverted back to his normal size and let Vegeta free:
"Thanks, doc. I'm sorry about how I was acting before. This medicine is great! I'll see you tomorrow then."
As Vegeta flew home, Piccolo gave a smile of satisfaction: He was glad he could help another person with their daily dose. But he had to hurry and give the other Z fighters their daily doses too! And so, he flew off as well.
The end
