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You are a cowboy, a free man, you can do anything you want. What do you do?
Shoot self in true mark of freedom
>>7188
Shoot the Universe to make the only truly free decision a man can ever make
>>7205
You have shot yourself in the true mark of freedom, now you are a ghost in the ghostly wild west.
Moved from /tg/ to avoid needless arguments
>>>/tg/46966270
Current Decision and text
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While you feel pretty sure in your decision to bring Trien along as your fourth, you choose to hear out the guards and other dissenters arguments.
One of the guards, Tyras, moves forwards, "My Lord, are you seriously about to put your life in the hands of a slave? Sure the other three guards are competent I don't doubt my fellow guardsmen, but a slave? You're seriously opening...
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Character Sheet
Success Rules
3>than success Fair Success
6> Good success
9> Great Success
12>Critical Success
nat 20's are also Crit success
Previous Thread:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46923451/
For those that don't want to go over to the tg post.
>>5970
>Concede their points, but refute
"from an enemy comes the greatest of allies, those who have lost all when given little will feel as if a great gift has been given to them."
posting archive link for you also
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html
Well to get it off the ground again seeing as I'm basically starting from scratch, I'll go ahead and write up Concede their points, but refute.
>>6085
Thanks for the archive.
You are the captain of a 40K cruiser. Before I start giving you options, choose a name for the ship and the captain. Feel free to give other suggestions!
The Defenestrator
>>4637
Ship: Emperor's Most Sacred Epee
Captain: Jacques Castle William Tiberius Hornblower
>>4649
Theres no windows in space for the ship to throw things out of.
You are a clown aboard the greatest space station in the galaxy, the forefront of Plasma research. NanoTrasen's SPACE STATION 13 is a terrifying place filled with murderers and hostile alien life. It is also your new home for the foreseeable future. Get comfy.
Your job is to improve crew morale with your clowny antics.
What will you do?
We're going to need a bicycle horn.
A very big bicycle horn...
>>1372
The largest bicycle horn in your possession is inside of your CLOWN BACKPACK. It honks at a reasonable volume.
Perhaps you could consult the ROBOTICIST and talk him into building you the H.O.N.K MECH, presuming he has the BANANIUM required
>>1380
Reasonable volume is not good enough. We're going to need a very unreasonable bicycle horn if we're going to improve the morale of these grumpy-pusses. Off to the ROBOTICIST!
You all are criminals. However, the cops don't bother tracking down murderers, they are too lazy.
You are in your hideout when you hear from one of your gang members that a vigilante group known as "The Hawks" are looking for criminal empires to take down, and yours is next. What do you do about this? You can
1.) Form a manhunt with your cronies to find them, it is said they all wear rubber bird masks.
2.) Escape to a different country using your blood money, HOWEVER THERE IS NO GUARANTEE YOU WILL MAKE IT PAST SECURITY.
3.) Wait and see.
Pic...
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Crime Lord baby!
Fly to Mongolia.
>>8417
How many cronies in my gang?
>>8431
You mean MY gang...
You were falsely accused of a crime warranting the death penalty. The graceful king of this land has offered to waive your charges, but only if you can guess the phrase he's thinking of. He has given you one letter as a hint.
>>307
I'd like to solve "OP IS A FAGLORD"
>>320
The king seems amused, but unfortunately, that is not the answer. He has given you another letter as a hint.
>>352
guessing "tight pigskin"
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another session of Eagle Rising.
I would apologize for the delay in making this thread. I have decided to move on to >>>/qst/ like my peers.
In this story, we take on the role of Anlec Falconcrest, third son of the noble Falconcrest line of Alterac who leaves home and seeks the life of a knight abroad.
After fighting in the first and second wars, he returns home to find his land in ruins and the name of Alterac a curse upon the lips of men, elves and dwarves.
Can...
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>>>/tg/
Only a few have. Quests are being run on /tg/ right now with no trouble.
Just do it there man.
alright
its up on /tg/ now
Greatighns, humourtals!
Hello and welcome to /qst/'s first session of Dungeons and Dadaragons.
Many of the things you will encounter will be absurd, hopefully to the point of hilarity, yet I ask our players and audience to treat the game with full gravity. Maximum humor results from maximum earnesty.
A background in Dadaism, Surrealism, 'pataphysics, nonsense literature, and wordplay will be helpful but unnecessary for full enjoyment of this game. As you will see, most of the writing in this game will be a mixture of neologisms, portmanteaus, and glossolalia....
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>>1193
DalÃdetauro.
>>1233
>dalÃdetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
Okayes, of what proclation be ye?
>miglascion
An rangraving emigrander who chürertises boanÃmamitals.
>pronotipsion
A hesexiliate ononglolinge who graphattis examalles and tycophantitans
>eelthonist
An angixalia yogamástechy who vispeteases braciophules.
>signÓ•gis
An...
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>>1257
SignÓ•gis! SignÓ•gis!
Hello, welcome to pokemon clover quest.
Pokemon Clover is a /vp/ hackrom fangame that features 386 new "pokemons" and happens at the region of Fochun. You are a 18yo teen that started your journey across the region. But, first...Are you a boy or a girl? And what's your name?
>Dubs can decide actions
>>1023
girl
grill named Leandra
this draw thing is shit
>>1023
Futanari. Our name is "Loli"
You're a real cool guy, and have decided to make a new quest on the great new /qst/ board you and everyone else had been asking for for literally years, dammit why didn't mods listen.
For your first quest, you choose
>2hu cancer
>anime pseudo smut cancer
>a well thought out questthis isn't an option, there's no way of archiving the threads so trying to have a meaningful quest is pointless
>write-in
>2hu cancer
There are plenty of newhus to write. Get on the ground floor and create memes that will last for years!
>The twenty second thread of a quest that has only had 11 threads up to this point
>>279
Wrong thread bby
Thanks for a really good first quest by me Gn4.
Time for the second one.
You just finished fucking your bitch and now she wants to take a bath with you in Cheetos.
Whilist bathing with your bitch you get a phone call from your friend "Ben, The great wizard of light" he tells you that there are gay-wizards invading your village and you must defend it.
Humans and Gay-Wizards have been at war for quite some time now, their leader is Nicholas Cage.
You have three weapons to chose from
1. Steel Sword
2. Mace...
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>>6460
>using swords and maces against wizards
Only option is #3, a swallow
>>6474
You take your swallow and run outside to see gay wizards raping your village viciously.
A low level wizard approaches you and asks what your name is...
What is your name?
>>6474
It's Mace >SPRAY<
If it works against bears wizards don't stand a chance
u wake up and now ure an anime grill with big bobbies. what do?
sukk them
Try to take over the world!
Find some footpads and give them the what-for.
Welcome to Paradisium, users of 4chan!
My name is Rugo, and I am the one who has transported you here. In this world you will find both perilous dangers and precious memories, should you choose to proceed.
You may also choose to wake up back in your own universe, with no memory of my taking you whatsoever. Why would you ever want something like that, you ask?
Let me emphasize again: perilous dangers as well as precious memories. If you accept, don't say I didn't warn you.
|Pastebin with rules and other things: http://pastebin.com/UVaUiGHA
|For this first episode I will only be accepting up to ten, TEN, participants.
You are in the southern district of the Midland Cities, in a tavern. The lighting is low, and the air is thick with pipe smoke and the stench of everyone around you.
You're sipping on some cheap mead, hunched over the bar table. The tender is idly wiping mugs.
Suddenly a small voice calls up to you, and you turn to see a little girl. She can't be more than sixteen.
"Um, excuse me sir. You wouldn't happen to be a mercenary would you?"
>How do you respond to the little girl?
>>4342
"No, I'm a pedophile rapist."
>>5736
kek
>>4342
dice+2d6
punch the little girl in the face
This was your party, once upon a time. The one-eyed Rogue, the righteous knight, the level headed priest and you. The wise old mage. After saving the world, you were all rewarded. The rogue married the princess and became the one-eyed king. The knight was made head of the kings guard. The priest was made leader of the church and chosen by his god . You were given a tall tower, outside of town that was built at the intersection of two lay lines. You began moving in and at about half way, you lost your keys. You have been trapped in this room for 25 years. You know the basics...
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electrowizardry
Electromancy it is.
This is your room. The window was boarded up after the previous owner fell to his death. The bookcase is empty, as you can see. All you have is your desk, a single book and your everlasting magic candle
>>3544
Light door with candle, also good night
In the words of the doctor who delivered you, you were a "deformed mutant retard baby" and he advised your parents to dispose of you while he turned a blind eye. However, your folks had religion in the brain, and thought of all of God's children as blessings to the world, and decided to keep you.
Along the way, they tried to help as much as they could, but there's only so much they could do to compensate for your flabby physique, slowness on the uptake, and the pervasive aroma of excrement that followed you around, no matter how much you bathed or...
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Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>1864
Put on a mask and a swimsuit then go beat up criminals with your tard strenght.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1864
Start an Esperanto club!
>>1877
this
