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Okay, so I've literally never done a quest before, and I have no idea how dice rolling is supposed to work, so just let me know if I'm doing anything wrong.
You wake up in the desert, hands bound behind your back. "Well...fuck", you think to yourself as you struggle to your feet. You remember three things: There was a good-ass party last night, You took some drug you probably shouldn't have, and your name.
Actually...shit, what was your name again?
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>9785
The sticky of /tg/ will help you.
And I pick
>Ricky Manason
>>9806
Pretty solid name
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>9785
Ginger-Finger Jacky
You're a magical anglosaxon ready to show the modern world your might and magic.
You find yourself in an alley, people hussling by, it seems to be noon according to the position of the sun, what do you do?
I drive the Norman upstart from the shores of merry England.
>>8616
Leave the alley, politely ask the first woman I see if she'll give me directions to the lord's castle.
Take a drink from your never-ending ale horn to gather your thoughts.
You are an unassuming 16 year old human male Living in a dense urban center. You have come to realization recently that you are capable of possession, i.e. assuming the body of other people as if they were your own. You have yet to test this super-power, but you somehow fully believe yourself to have it, as if you felt a sudden expansion of your consciousness, the lifting of a barrier which previously surrounded your mind, or the arbitrariness of a conceived plot point.
You have come to a somewhat upper class coffee shop and taken a seat with the intention of trying out...
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>>8250
Possess the body of the nearest pretty lady.
Try and detect "bad thoughts" among the people inside. If we partially tune in, maybe we can sense vibes.
>>8283
Second.
You are a skeleton, the primer spookster all throughout the bone zone. Your duty is to be the spookiest, and remind the other monsters where their place is. Halloween is coming up, and the monster mash is this Friday. Needless to say, you gotta get ready to be extra spooky these coming days.
You just woke up on a lovely Monday morning, and are hankering for some breakfast.
What do you do?
Wash my bones
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>6487
Learn to break dance
>>6503
The Bone Zone has no water.
>>6523
Critical success.
You become the breakdancing champion of the world.
(Learned new skill: Breakdance)
You need to win at something.
You are a 20-something nerd with a shit apartment and no job.
What do you do?
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1909
Bet with yourself that you can't do 10 push ups.
If you do 10 push ups you win because you exercised and improved yourself.
If you don't then you won the bet.
Repeat that for a few days and see if you grow pecs.
>>1909
play some vidya, you can win there
>>1909
Do you have a computer?
[I can't drawfag for shit so text it is bitches]
You are Dr. Bones, a highly talented yet extremely deviant surgeon, who also happens to be a skeleton. This fact is overlooked by your peers due to your overwhelming surgical talent.
You've been asked to see two patients for potential operations later today- one is extremely rich, yet highly obese, while the other needs his left leg cut off due to a rampant infection secondary to years of IV drug abuse, whose surgery is being funded by a shitty crowdfunding platform.
Who do you pick to begin your quest?
>>10759
The fatty
>>10759
I am going to perform vaginal penetrative surgery on your mum, stand aside.
call me Dr BONE
Hello There! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!
You are a young boy who likes MAGNEMITES. In fact, It has been your dream to become a Steel-Type GYM LEADER. Now, today you're turning 13. What is your name? Dubs decides.
>>10110
MAGNEMIKE
>>10123
roll
>>10128
inb4 samefag OP
This is a storytelling thread for /nba/ lore, let's get this going
I'll start us off:
Myanmar keeps dominating the FIBA World Cup.
Suspicions of foul play surface.
>wake up
>no chubby gf
>tfw no chubby gf
why live
/N B A /
B
A
/
WE OUTCHEA
start a new thread senpai
Thought I'd try a Civ quest cause why not.
There are several choices of races and each race as a relatively original backstories which I can further iterate on either before or after race choice.
Choices being
Humans-Extremely zealous in nature, humans tend to have the most ambition. Easy to rouse and rally for common purpose.
Elves-Immortal on their lands, the elves live in what are known as Oasis, where life thrives to suit their needs. Upon leaving, however, they maintain a normal lifespan similar to humans.
Orcs-Tribal race in which all sectors of livelihood, from war to trade to birthing, are set into separate tribes. You will take lead of a newly spawned elder tribe who's main purpose is to lead others.
Goblins-Extremely adaptable. Goblins constantly evolve and adapt to their situation. Magic comes naturally to them and they tend to 'scavenge' other races cultures, darkening them to their means.
While I wait for response, I'll delve more into the world a bit.
>>8794
>Humans
DEUS VULT
>>8794
And by delve into the world a bit, I mean i'm just going to wait for posts.
>>8837
Any preference in a type of region? Take your pick of any kind you want. Mountains, deserts, swamps, plains, etc.
You see this guy standing in front of you through your mask. He is loading you on a plane, and he'll call it in.
What do?
say: "Sure are a lot of small guys around here. 'Small guys.' I just call em 'smallies.'"
>>5526
You see a lot of small guys around. You call them out, and you feel a sharp prick on your neck. Your body goes numb and you are dragged into the plane.
All hotheads on this board, to be honest senpai
>Hi everyone! This is going to be my first quest! I've always been too scared to try on /tg/, but now that there's a board for these, why hold back!
>I know people aren't very happy right now (I don't see why though), but I'm going to try my best to write you all an epic adventure and put a smile on all your faces! Okay, here we go!
In the wondrous world of Oh'Sce, there's a fabled treasure known as the Mace of Gu'phyn. Said to be hidden on the edge of the known...
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