"I'll show those peasants on the other side of the magic mirror... I'll show those beasts in the Wyld! I'm true royalty, and I'll do whatever it takes to get what's mine!"
You are Avaritia, Princess of Envy, and that was your solemn declaration as you gazed out into the black abyss that dominated the sky, devoid of anything at all. Idly, you fantasize about different clusters of stars and heavenly bodies, the shapes they would take. Maybe once you're in the other world you could take some or if there's a book in the Librarium...
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>>13604
>Welcome to Sin Princess Quest! A story of monsters, magical girls, and warring kingdoms!
>Previous Threads, Mechanics, and the Twitter are here!
http://pastebin.com/MVQpS9bh
>Rolls are typically D20’s, best of three, barring critical failures and successes!
>Voting lasts until the 10 minute mark of the called vote!
>>13604
>>Checking out the village you glimpsed on the other side of the Mirror
Info is king.
How are you liking the board?
>>13641
it's different from our old home, but I have no major complains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v4n6srZxDY
The Genders stand divided.
Adam vs Eve.
Defectors and Converts come from both genders, spies hide everywhere.
The Gender War grows ever more violent. With each side Reproducing asexually with the Use of the Progenitor machines.
We are the Patriarch's fist and we will take back Earth from the Covenant of Venus for MANkind
But be warned soldier. There are fates worse than death out there.
Aerosol Estrogen Nanovirises, Transition POW camps. Forced Hormone replacement torture.
You...
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>>13375
Carpet bomb Fort Victoria, where Femin-kind trigger trots are stationed, preparing artillery strike after artillery strike
FEMALE UNITS IN SECTOR 12. ALL Y BATTALION UNITS RESPOND
>>13397
Be advised ground units. Met Control is detecting heavy estrogen aerosol cloud buildup in that Sector, gas mask and environment suits required.
Testosterone seeders in operation, eta to counter contamination, 1 hour.
This version of Risk is different from /int/-style Risk. If you can't role-play and just want to post "roll for X" without giving substance to the story, then your roll will be ignored and you will eventually be kicked from the quest. Use dice+1d100 for rolls.
Risk is a board game of simple conquest. You are leaders of nations in a post-apocalyptic USA. Everyone wants to restore the mythical American Empire under one banner.
You must choose your nation and your color. If you've been assassinated or overthrown (inactive after five rounds), anybody...
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The Cascadian Alliance, formed from the ashes of the once green and prosperous Northwest that was turned into a dessert after being hit with multiple nuclear weapons. Now they have assembled in order to restore the US to its once former glory and beauty. The capital is Spokane, the only city not hit directly by a nuclear warhead. They use green to resemble the love for earth.
>>11061
pretty much a model post if you're confused how to join in.
You are a marvel executive. Disney has just given you the order to get the fantastic four rights back from Fox. How do you proceed?
Hire J.J. Abrahams
>>14515
make the entire cast black women
>>14515
Look through my rolodex. Do I have any connections at Fox? Creative, executive, or maybe someone in their corporate bureaucracy?
Ree Ree you are a Pepe.
Pepe is a smug and lonely frog.
Pepe occasionally has brief episodes of psychosis.
As a Pepe your one true goal is to achieve the highest level of smug.
Pepe is a strict believer of the will of kek. You see kek is an all powerful being who shows his presence through dubs and gets. Kek has shown his existence in mysterious ways and takes a liking to smug chaos. For each dub or get you achieve you will be awarded a free pass to advance your ascension to smugness.
Smug is very important. As you clear levels your smug...
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Chad
Feeble
Marx (or Trump)
Shitposting
>>14123
You are a Chad Pepe. You were burdened with an average schlong. You are a supporter of the God Emperor Trump and are a gifted Shitposter. Your shitposting can into devastating physical attacks that cause your enemies to commit suicide.
You venture out of your pond into the woods. Suddenly you meet a talking bush. The bush beckons you to come approach it.
Do you
>Greet bush
>Attack bush
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>>14154
Meet and greet
ohayou /qst/-chan,
Congratulations! You have been accepted into the prestigious Sakura Ching Chong Academy. A beautiful and well regarded private highschool that is an hour outside of Tokyo! Now, before we begin our story, it looks like you need a name. So tell us, what will your name be?
>>13105
Ume
>>13125
Hello and welcome Ume to the wonderful world of High School Romance Adventure! There will be all sorts of good times, romance, and companionship throughout your 4 years here at Sakura Ching Chong academy. But all that day dreaming can wait, because it looks like its time to wake up and get ready for your school's first day ceremony. What do you do?
(btw senpai this game operates on a first reply basis, any response no matter how incredibly fucking retarded will be honored and considered canon)
Twitter: @BeleagueredQM
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FEc6v8FP
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Beleaguered%20Prince%20Quest
I'm going to give /qst/ a trial run to see how it goes, so here are the basics if anyone's reading this for the first time:
1- Don't roll unless I tell you to.
2- The target number for all rolls is 4.
3- You roll bigger dice if a task is easy and smaller dice if it's more difficult.
4- Critfails only happen if all dice fail and you roll a 1. They increase the difficulty...
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>"Okay, let's do this. Myrddin, get my sword."
>>13092
>>"Okay, let's do this. Myrddin, get my sword."
>>13092
>[Sovereign/1d8] "Kid, do you seriously not know who I am?"
Let's not just go killing random nobles, he is young and rash, we can force him to concede once he gets the whole picture.Testing to see if spoilers work, if they don't I will be disappoint
You're trying to board a plane with the masked man and this guy tells you you can't bring friends. What do you do?
>>6228
Leave no surbibors :DDDD
Tell them I have a masked man.
>>6228
Tell him to not worry, as there's no charge for them.
You are a high school student. Your name is Takuya. Your last name is unimportant.
All that really matters right now is that you were enjoying blissful slumber until your childhood friend Maki decided to barge into your room and shake you awake. She likes to do this every morning.
"Takuya, wake up already!"
"Maki, can't I sleep in just this once?" you groan, "I mean, it's Sunday, for heaven's sake!"
"Come on, you promised!"
Promised? Promised what?
...oh.
Shit. That's...
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>>2151
>Other
"Fine, I'll get up."
"But, could you call me it, just once?'
>>2170
This
>>2170
>>2190
"Ugh...fine, I'll get up," You try to grumble this, but the roar of you shredding the blanket with your chainsaw hands drowns it out. "One condition, though."
Maki tilts her head. "Do I have to put on my cool face?"
"Nothing of the sort. You just have to call me..." You give her a shit-eating grin. "well, you know."
Her cheeks puff up. "Absolutely not!"
"Come on, Maki, just...
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You are JIMMY JANITOR, the fattest and gayest mod this end of the entire website. Considering your job's reputation for attracting dong hoovers like a greasy pasty plague, this is an impressive feat.
Today is a SPECIAL DAY! Today, against the wishes of almost everyone on the board, you've decided to create an unnecessary quarantine board!
You are , of course, now trapped inside that quarantine area. What do?
>>878
I earn the respect and adulation of /tg/ for quarantining you godless cunts here.
>>902
congratulations, you have garnered the adoration of a couple hundred fat neckbeards, what next?
>>902
Yes! Of course! If I rationalize my behavior hard enough, I can blast out of the confines of this hellish realm and escape the consequences of my actions!
(you've gained one EGO POINT! You can expend these to ignore as many as 2 negative responses before you have to spend another! You currently have 3 EGO POINTS total!)
You are in the midst of a civil war. You are at a military camp. Fantasy setting. Reply to this topic with an action. Based on your the last digit of your roll I will determine how that action turned out. Go.
>>14086
We are a race of Treants
And we are the Imperial branch fighting off the rebel Treants
>>14086
we are losing the war
You are Secret Squirrel and have recently murdered Rocko for being the dumbshit that he is. You need to find some new henchmen.
Choose one:
>Go looking in the alleyway
>Go looking at the Salty Spitoon
>Go looking at Weenie Hut Jr.
>Piss on Rocko's grave
Look in the alleyway
>>2214
Shouldn't have looked.
So in true autist fashion, OP posted a thread then wandered off.
HELLO THERE this is the new and very experimental yugioh adventure quest.
You are now a party of 4 with spiky as fuck hair and have a deck to defend your pale fleshy skin.
do you like each other? probably not.
it is recomended that you be a veteran in the manga and had watched the original show before embarking on this quest.
The rules are as followed
[1] You are a party of 4
[2] Life points are 4000(may be subject to change)
[3] You start with your spirit card as your goto bullshit plot device and ass protector. This monster may be any of your choosing
[4]...
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this is much better than the other thread, thank you OP
>>857
yea but we need more, like way way more. Its a long shot anyone will take notice to my thread
I say we take our spirit cards from the limited section of the banlist, so we can only ever use them once.
Dibs on Diva btw.
You are Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin has just died. What do you do?
>>14165
Try and patch our relations with Trotsky. The union is fragile, we dont need a sectionalist fracture on our hands
look in the mirror for 20 minutes, eventually shave the mustache
How close to real Stalin do we need to be?
>Make up a five year plan to land on the moon
The year is 2019. The country is America. You are a famous figure about to announce that you're running for president.
First orders of business:
What is your name? What is your political affiliation? Who else is running in this race?
Drumpfilstiltskin
enviro-Facsists
Bill Clinton, a FTM HIllary Clinton
Actually, let's switch this up a little and make it a little more interactive:
We are now opening the race to the first five replies. If you would like to join give yourself a trip and a name. You will be all fighting for the race to the top and everyone else will be potential voters that you must win over. Let's begin.
Candidates:
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2
3
4
5