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Come, come. Place your bets on matches!
Each playa will start with a whooping 100 gold
You loses when you run out of dosh
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>16399
I'll bet 20 gold on the new guy
One on your right you got nosingston Goldman
+sneaky
+excellent sense of smell
+can break rocks with his nose
-pretty weak otherwise
-2 inch dick
-hated by everyone
One your right you got one horned Ivan.
+big benis :DD
+Menacing upper body
+that horn can deal some real damage
-skipped leg day
-riddled with STDs
-Easy to anger
PICK YOUR GLADIATOR
>>16419
ivan is on the left , whoopsie
Ok guys who thinks this will last or will it be a flop ITT: discuss Wil /QST catch on I'm from /b so I'm a faggot and out of my comfort zone
> I'm from /b/
we can tell
>>16133
>/b
Go back, faggot.
The one and only. Think before you choose. Best of luck.
Grey.
Most of these aren't that great.
Gray, become a professional animal translator
these are pretty fucking shit.
The longevity one, wealth or animal speaking one.
Our main character, Sebastian is an average high school aged boy. He is one of the many members of a popular online forum. He also has 3 friends that use the same forum, their names are Rebecca (lifeIStough55) , David (Riches_Get_Bitches_41) and Skylar (Sky). Sebastian posts under the username Cbass_Coolman1. One day a new user joins the website's chat room feature and begins to speak of the world ending in only a couple of days. No exact date or time is given. The moderators eventually ban this user for trolling and nobody in the chat room hears from this mysterious user...
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Masturbate
>>15049
Try finding a Tor browser that works with our iMac.
>>15049
OPEN your LABTOP OF HUMOROUSLY DUBBED PROMISCUITY to MASTURBATE to AFRICAN MALE ON CAUCASIAN FEMALE 3 DIMENSIONAL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL.
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
After a thunderstorm and security breach knocked out the power, you find yourself hiding behind foliage in a previously inhabited T-Rex exhibit.
What would you like to do?
>>9128
Find the closest velociraptor and ride on it's turkey back.
Find tallest tree and climb it.
Try to find weaponry
You awaken in a quaint room, walls white as your skin, with a door to the OUTSIDE WORLD waiting for you. As you it were, you happen to be a SUPERHERO, but you are one without a name and a power. Your job is to save humanity, possibly. It's entirely possible your backstory is derived of various other destructive concepts, which may or may not be the forces of good.
What is your name and powers?
>>6797
>name
hiro
>powers
SUCC
mindrape
killing myself without diying
>>6797
The power to sell anything to anyone
>Name
Macrovagina
>Powers
Each time you hit an enemy, two giants dices fall from the sky. If your dice number is higher than the enemy dice then the enemy dies instantly, else the enemy survives.
You are half-plant and can control radio waves to communicate.
You struggle to wake. Last night was a very, very long night, and all you remember is that you were exhausted. You could barely keep your eyes open. Unfortunately, the warm, comfy bed on which you slept is now too warm. You really should take the sheets off.
[ ] Throw off sheets
[ ] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
>>2283
>[ ] Pet the kotapet
>>2283
>[ ] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
kak
>>2283
>[x] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
You just had to, didn't you
Allright, I tried to do this on /tg/ and then I remembered that /qst/ exists for some reason.
Here we go again!
Boom, woosh, space noises.
A wizard transported you and a bunch of other fa/tg/uys into a mysterious archipelago. You appear to be next to a creek, where leather tents have alredy been set. The lands around the rivers are relarively flat and grassy with some trees, with forests to the West and the Southeast. The river bifurcates, one side leading to a large lake, the other to an unknown location. Your group seems to be of about 50 people, of wich the overwhelming...
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>>15629
Shameless self-bump because I wasted too much time on that map to let it die.
>>15629
invent australia
Learn everyone's names.
Also, OP, use [b], [i] and colors.
Let's have some fun
Choose a side:
>Pirate
>Marine
>Revolutionary
Choose a style of fighting :
>Martial arts
>Swordsman (choose how many swords)
Last 2 digits determine the devil fruit you eat, you can change it one time if you don't like it (you can change anything after you have confirmed your devil fruit).
>>14824
>Mountain Bandit
But, seriously
>Pirate
>Swordsman
>0
>>14837
A swordman with 0 swords, I like it.
You hae the Guru Guru No mi, which kinda sucks, re-choose?
>>14824
Lets go pirate with 1 sword
You awake one day, to find you are a stick figure, you look around and see a sword in a tree, a bow, and a staff. One thing you immediately notice about this world, everything is drawn like 6 year old made it.
Your adventure begins, choose your weapon.
The bow
>>14828
You pick up the bow, you toy with the string and realize its really hard to pull back, you decide to look around and notice a wall with a draw bridge at least, you hope that's what it is.
I walk towards it
You wake up, naked, in a room. A pounding haze seems to obscure you from remembering anything important, like how you got there or who you are. Struggling, you can make out a rock on the floor and a door.
What do you do?
open the door and call the rock a faggot
>>9997
open door and peek outside
Grab the key from under the rock and use it on the door
You sit on your couch, a laptop on your crotch with 20 open tabs of bukkake porn, instead of looking for work.
This has been your existence since you lost your first job a few months ago.
Suddenly you hear a knock at the door.
do you....
[]Answer the door, risking the Neet Aroma you have produced over the months just to see whether or not it's a Jehova witness
[] hide behind the couch until they're gone so you can wank in peace
[] players choice
>>9214
>[] Players choice.
Ignore it. Take out your lotion and start stroking off to your loli hentai folder.
Open door as quickly as possible
>>9225
You ignore the knock at the door, whip out your dick and lotion and start browsing your loli hentai folder.
you get close to cumming but you see this face at the window, staring straight at you.
what do you do?
This is Poffin. Poffin is a fairy from the swamp but got seperated from their family a long time ago! Poffin also has special abilities to help other animals with.
>Where does Poffin live now?
>What is the first animal Poffin is gonna help?
>>6934
Farm
Chicken
Under a bridge
A penguin
>>6955
The chicken cannot lay an egg
00:05, 6 June 1944.
You are Maksim, a Landser freshly conscripted from Ukraine, in the 1st Company of the 736th Grenadier Regiment.
About half of your 50-man company are elderly Germans, and the other half are conscripts ranging from France to Russia.
Your equipment is shoddy, and you think High Command allocated the real boots and helmets to the SS. All you have is this foliage cap.
It is the eve of a supposed invasion of northern France, and you are stuck guarding the Caen canal bridge.
Gefreiter Hans yawns as he watches over the bridge...
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>[x] Be a good conscript and wake up the guards in the trenches.
>>2454
>[ ] Be a good conscript and wake up the guards in the trenches.
2
your a professional memer and you need to find the next new meme
what do you do
>post a bury pink thread
>go outside into the meme forest
>your mom
>rudepost
About time we got a thread
Go to the meme forest
>>229
I post bury pink girl
Go to memeforest.
Check dubs on your way there.
