First Person Quest
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You awake one day, to find you are a stick figure, you look around and see a sword in a tree, a bow, and a staff. One thing you immediately notice about this world, everything is drawn like 6 year old made it.
Your adventure begins, choose your weapon.
The bow
>>14828
You pick up the bow, you toy with the string and realize its really hard to pull back, you decide to look around and notice a wall with a draw bridge at least, you hope that's what it is.
I walk towards it
>>14855
You walk towards the wall and notice its getting bigger and bigger, when your almost near it you notice the door is closed and theres a small pool of water in front of it with a cute little... snake? In front of it.
What do you do?
>>14881
Fire an arrow into the puddle.
Go to the door, but avoid the snake
>>14881
Have hardcore anal sex with the snake
>>14900
You try to fire the arrow but the string is really hard to pull back for you, you accidentally release the arrow and it flies 10 feet. The snake thing looks at you, judging with its beady little eyes.
>>14921
strike up a friendly conversation with the snake
>>14938
You wave to the snake and say, "hello sir"
You wait until the snake says back, "'ello mate!"
Why a snake has a cockney british accent you have no idea.
>>14958
Rape the snake's asshole to show your dominance
>>14964
You get the great idea to rape the snake, not sure why you'd think of that but you did. You stare down only realizing that you are only a stick figure with no dick.
"'oy Govna' you alright?" the snake asks looking up at you
>>14982
tell him you're fine, but in a voice that implies you really aren't
>>14982
ask if he has any fine apples for you to consume
>>14982
>not sure why you'd think of that
for lulz m8, always for the lulz
>>14994
You tell the snake, "uh.. yeah.. i'm fine"
"uh, alrighty then mate" the snake slithers back to go next to the pond and do whatever weird british snakes do.
>>15027
Ask the snake if he's heard any juicy gossip.
>>15027
Follow him to his pond and grab as many snakes as you can to use as arrows.
>>15033
You ask the snake, "Yo, hear any juicy gossip lately?"
The snake turns back and responds, "yee mate I 'ave, well theres a pub in this town, it's got some poppin' quests! There's also a bandit camp north west but lookin' at you, you ain't got enough muscle to even use that bow! You should ed' into town and go to the local gym mate!"
>>15090
Activate quest markers that put exclamation point over quest giver's heads.
>>15104
You open the options menu and notice one option, turning on quest markers. You click it as the snake watches you, judging you for he can not see the menu.
>>15139
Explore the rest of the options menu
>>15139
Head for the bandit camp. Fuck the low level pub quests. You'll wing it.
>>15153
fucking kek
>>15153
There are no other options thats it.
>>15165
You wave goodbye to the snake and head off bow in hand north west into the forest to find bandits to kill.
>>15189
Loudly traipse through the forest announcing your intent to bring the criminal scum to justice.
>>15189
Commit suicide.
>>15189
Search for large yellow exclamation points.
>>15202
>>15232
You walk through the forest humming a mighty tune and occasionally screaming, "ANY CRIMINALS SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE BY ME" whilst searching for exclamation points.
>>15218
You think about it buuut you have bandits to slay and bring to justice!
>>15250
Get hit by an ent by accident -comic relief scene-
>>15250
? what happened.
Well I guess you encounter a tree with something peculiar carved into it.
>>15250
Start using trees as target practice.
>>15250
take a dump on a tree
>>15250
Search for some companions to join me on my mighty quest.
Just testing formatting.
You’re woken by the blare of alarms and the harsh red glare of the alert lights. Hot blood trickles down your face as the foul stink of electric smoke fills your nose. You nearly vomit as you pick yourself off the deck, your head swimming like a drunken sailor. Dull pain creaks from every joint and muscle.
Hot blood flows down your face as the bright lights of pain pull you out of the darkness of unconsciousness. You retch as acrid smoke fills your lungs and struggle to your feet.
A terrible dizziness and a sense of being out of your body, and suddenly the act of rising seems more like sinking. A terrible howling fills your ears. Has the bridge suffered a hull breach? Or worse, a Gellar Field failure?
