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Allright, I tried to do this on /tg/ and then I remembered that /qst/ exists for some reason.
Here we go again!
Boom, woosh, space noises.
A wizard transported you and a bunch of other fa/tg/uys into a mysterious archipelago. You appear to be next to a creek, where leather tents have alredy been set. The lands around the rivers are relarively flat and grassy with some trees, with forests to the West and the Southeast. The river bifurcates, one side leading to a large lake, the other to an unknown location. Your group seems to be of about 50 people, of wich the overwhelming majority (maybe even all of them) are male. They have the clothes they had on before being transported here, although everything they were carrying seems to have disappeared in the teletransportation. The small cluster of tents appear to have some spears that could be used for either fishing or hunting, although the wildlife here is quite strange... Are those crab-like things in the water even edible? Weren't they exctinct?
The people is confused and scared. What is going on? What creatures can be lurking in this island? Will they ever return home? And most importantly: wat do?
Welp, I'm a bored newfag and decided to try and make my first civ game, so this could go either great or terribly. This is based on this dead setting I found on 1d4chan https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:4chan_Archipelago so this could also be either a good or a bad thing. But, since we are based in the /tg/ isle, we shouldn't be able to meet with the other boards yet.
>Population: 50
>Civilization: Crude. Leather tents and fishing spears, some of them stone-tipped, some just sharp sticks.
>Culture: Nearly none. Some fa/tg/uys mutter about the "Dice Gods", but that's about it.
>Technology: Stone age-ish, although the fa/tg/uys have 21st century knowledge.
You are settled in the black tent-like thing near the river shown on the map.
>>15629
Shameless self-bump because I wasted too much time on that map to let it die.
>>15629
invent australia
Learn everyone's names.
Also, OP, use [b], [i] and colors.
>>15666
>Satanic trips confirm
One of the villagers uses a stick to draw a map of Australia on the dirt.
Nothing happens, but your people seem to feel a sudden need to shitpost.
>>15670
Let's see if this works.
>Learn everyone's name
Soon enough, the 50 inhabitants of the village know eachother at least by name. The one who decided to call himself "leader" tried to call himself "OP", but was nearly lynched as the other 49 men charged at him while screaming "FAG!" at the top of their lungs. The leader decided to pick a more suiting name for himselg.
>What is the chief's name going to be?
>>15709
Genghis.
>>15709
Bruce
>>15727
Ben Affleck
>>15727
Bruce
>>15735
>>15716
>>15721
After much deliberation (although it appeared that only three villagers were talking) the chief decided to call himself Bruce Affleck Khan.
Although most people thought of it as a shit name, the chief liked it enough to stop waiting for a voting to end, and rolled with it.
>>15769
Oh. Oops.
>After the villagers slapped some sense into the chief, he decided to be called just Bruce instead.
Allright, it seems there's not a lot of people on right now and I'm too tired to go on. I'll just delete this thread and do it again tomorrow either here or in /tg/ since apparently they don't delete quest threads there yet.
Night, anons.
>>15786
Fuck the Bruce, Fuck the Scot nobles, We Wallace
>>15824
Aw damn, I wanted to participate. See you later, OP.
And this is a slow board, you have to take it easy.
