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Your a middle aged man who still lives in his mom's basement and troll people on the interwebz for teh lulz. But one day you need to pay your rent to your mom, but out of luck, you have no money. Your mom will kick you out of her basement if you don't pay the money.
One day, you find this site called twitch.tv, and you can make renevue! So, you start registering your account. But it will take effort for donations and ad renevue to roll in.
Use the 1d50 dice.
Highest roll is what I pick.
Customize yourself:
>male or female
>username
Good luck
Rolled 39 (1d50)
female
>juzagirlgamer
Rolled 50 (1d50)
>>16217
>male
>Doktoro_Esperanto
>>16217
>Female
>GigantoTitsMcGee
>The targets speech was coming to a close. The masses start to cheer. Your rifle is steady and you take aim. You hold your breath and wrap your finger around the trigger. You count to three in your head.
"One thousand. Two thousand. Three thous-"
>A millisecond before finishing the word, time slows down. The seeds of doubt spread through your mind like a virus. If you let him be, the target will change the world as we know it. If you neutralize the target you will be rewarded with enough money to last you several lifetimes. You have spent months preparing for this task but yet you still doubt your actions. Is this really what you want to do?
"-and."
>>13003
Fire. It looks like Hernie Sanders. Not Trump
>>13003
Shoot.
>>13003
Shoot
Wtf is this board, holy shit
Also you're in the McDonald's drive thru. There's like 3 cars between you and the car at the ordering station. This is bullshit.
Not promising any further visual aid. Also I'm going to bed now and will check the actions tomorrow. Just do what you believe in
>>4553
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461821145784.webm
Your bitterness has no merit here friend.
>>4553
crash through all the cars and ask for a mcflurry
>>4553
Park the car and order inside and take it to go. Less chance they'll screw up my order.
Since the mods have so kindly decided to ki-support Quests with his wonderful new board, let's make a board-tan, in celebration!
Here's my first effort, Questy, who you can tell makes quests, because hes holding a mouse and a dildo!
>>292
Make sure he passive-aggressively whines about people not wanting him around in places he never should have been shoved into, and complains about the house built just for him to keep him from squatting in someone else's.
>>292
It should be a police-ish looking guy with a fantasy traits.
WAAAAAAY too fucking early for this shit
Welcome to Super Metroid Quest, I already started it on the pokemon board but hopefully it will flourish more on this board.
>>1069
>>1099
We congratulate you on making it this far, welcome to our facility located in Pennsylvania! As of now you have all been given the opportunity to make a difference in what remains of our world. You have all received the small amount of immunity to the Z – virus we could provide at this time…which means it is up to you to venture into the world and avoid the wandering corpses! Just because your immune does not mean getting torn to shreds won’t kill you! Your first mission is to simply SURVIVE do that and we will see what we can do for you!!
But first we must register!!
> your name, age and sex
> your class
> primary weapon
> secondary weapon
> 2 tools or gadgets
> (post picture of appearance if you want, backstory and other details, await further orders)
Helena, 23, female
>Sniper Riffle Barret.50
>Five seveN pistol
welcome: HELENA
ITEMS REGISTERED
do you wish to list a class or tools which you possess
Marvel,18, Male
A pistol.
Sharp kitchen knife
A couple of feet of strong rope and a Swiss army knife.
Fair vessel of ashes, rise from your naught. Begin anew. Save us from the shackles of the dark age.
You are
>Male
>Female
>>1962
Female
Also,
>DS3
>Not from the beginning
You also don't need a trip here, since we have IDs.
>>1962
>female
I hope you don't make this a long running thing cause there really isn't going to be a good archive for a little while.
>>1962
Female
$ _
ls
nano msg
Welcome to the Marvel Universe, True Believers! Today I, the Watcher, will take you on a journey that you will not forget!
Roll me dubs to choose your character!
bold
>>4423
Best leather costume Spider-man.
>>4423
Batman
Alright guys, let me know when you are here.
Also, testing the text formatting...
Test 1
Test 2[/I]
Here.
>>5529
Miellewds-guy here.
With the speed of things, this should last until Lord Licorice gets an archiving solution in place.
Though I wonder how it's going to affect the archive's continuity.
Using /qst/ to run something I've been wanting to for a while. Be nice. Source material, if you're curious, is the light novel Mokushiroku Alice.
> Rules:
> first to 5 votes, or majority after half an hour, wins
> highest roll will be taken from the 1st 3 rolls
> retarded and/or OOC votes will be ignored
> if there's a write in option it will be stated, otherwise you are limited to the given ones
No one knows where the Labyrinth Disease comes from, or how it spreads. All they know is that it nearly destroyed the world.
Ten years ago, a girl in Japan contracted the first known case of Labyrinth Disease. A strange disease that affects only girls, it causes the victims to turn into RPG dungeon-like structures that overwrite the real world, killing anyone unlucky enough to be trapped in its radius. The only way to "cure" it is to breach the labyrinth and kill the girl responsible, along with her labyrinth, before a six hour time limit passes and the labyrinth becomes eternal.
Which is why you are here, at this school. When the Labyrinth epidemic began to spread, several world powers came together to set up an independent nation-state that mostly functions as a school for child soldiers. After all, another strange property of those labyrinths is that no one over 18 can enter them, and so this messed up school where students study the art of killing was established.
Anyway, you're currently standing outside a classroom, waiting to be introduced to the rest of the class, You just transferred in today.
The classroom door slides open, and the teacher's head sticks out. "Alright, come in and introduce yourself!" she calls.
> What's your name?
> Are you a boy or a girl?
>>18622
Name's Carter Briggs (a guy), veteran abusive School Monitor. You've been trainin' in the art of beatin' some fuckers, I mean truely FUCKERS to death with your trusty baton.
>>18622
>Yuki
>Futanari
>>18643
Second. I wonder if this is technically enough not to get the disease ourselves?
> EVERYBODY STOP!
>I got an riddel for you,
>it contains money too!
>i will be hard to find, but dont go blind!¨
>in this very thread, i will give you
>an hidden clue.
>if you keep this thread alive for two,
>the clue will come for you!
>好运
Australia was considered as an irrelevant nation for too long.
From irrelevance they quickly overtook the United States as the world first shitposting and banter power.
You are one of these new breed of humans, yet more ambitious than any other before.
You want to use the power of your digital dejections to create a new world order.
You are an Australian.
And it is time to shitpost.
You wake up and go straight to your shitposting battle station, how will your quest start?
>Draw your action
>Vote for best drawing to continue the story
>>3861
>Drawing
Fuck you.
>>3872
Ah, sorry, I thought you faggots weren't soft cunts
Nevermind the fucking rules then. You have more urging matters to attend
You forgot your password
>What was it again?
>>3927
cockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscockscocksCocks1
hey guys, i want to travel somewhere, but i don't want to spend a ridiculous amount of money, any recommendations on the quest path and means of travel?
if not in US, i need a passport.
>>18309
It's /qst/, not /mapqst/.
>>18309
>goes across country
>doesnt go though denver for muh weeds
what the fuck anon
>So yeah, I was rocking her fucking world, her pussy was never the sa--
>Oh, shit.
>Someone's here.
>Yeah dude, call you back.
>Ahem.
>Welcome to Board Quest.
>You represent Anonymous, a regular civilian in the nation of 4chan.
>Basically, your goal is to...
>Is to beat...to invade...er...
>Actually, what is your goal?
(Majority vote wins for this one.)
>>18124
Join ISIS and kill all of the infidels
>>18124
Getting rid of the tumblr and reddit influence.
MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>18124
The total annihilation of the Jewish Menace.
