Jurassic Park Adventure
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Welcome to Jurassic Park!
After a thunderstorm and security breach knocked out the power, you find yourself hiding behind foliage in a previously inhabited T-Rex exhibit.
What would you like to do?
>>9128
Find the closest velociraptor and ride on it's turkey back.
Find tallest tree and climb it.
Try to find weaponry
>>9128
Make love to the T-Rex so he can let you be safe.
find jeff goldblum
make dress out of barbed wire
>>9142
You looked around for a little while trying to find a raptor, but the only thing you could get a hold of was a dead one.
Nevertheless, you got on its back and kicked it a little bit. There wasn't any reaction.
Next?
>>9196
Take it's claws and bind them to my hands with nearby leaves and grass.
>>9196
Bestow the raptor with feathers so it's a proper early bird and not some fictional reptile-ish thing.
>>9201
You forcefully dig at the raptors claws until you can rip them out, grab some grass and leaves, tie them together, and make a badass pair of brass knuckles!
This weapon can come into use later
Next?
>>9237
cut the raptor open and sleep in it like dicaprio did in the revenent
>>9247
This, but also sniff some of the entrails. If they smell good, eat them.
>>9237
Look for other people and take their stuff with our badass claw hands.
>>9247
>>9269
Considering you don't want this perfectly good dinosaur corpse to go to total waste, you begin to use its flesh for basic needs.
The food court is nowhere near where you are, so you decide to maul apart of the neck off with your claws, and devour it whole. It tastes like fucking shit, but its the best you're getting in a while.
You decide to maul into its lower region, wide and open, put your hat aside so it doesn't get dirty, and sleep inside of the bloody and grotesque opening. Its actually pretty warm, and you have a good nights sleep until morning when a T-Rex roar in the distance awakens you.
You are now energized, full of stamina.
What now?
>>9347
Let out a big stinky fart in the direction of the T-Rex.
>>9347
hide in those bushes, dont forget your hat!
>>9374
You predict where the roar comes from and you let a fart in its general direction.
It flies for a while in the air before reaching the T-Rex's nose.
The T-Rex is fucking pissed.
Now what?
>>9399
Army crawl until you find a building, thus building up your leg muscles like fuckin crazy
>>9399
don't move, trexes can't see you if you don't move
>>9428
Wanting to avoid the fucking pissed T-Rex, you army crawl for 5 hours until you find a port-a-potty. You're legs are now R I P P E D.
You can now use your legs as a weapon, and you can increased running speed.
Now what?
>>9477
Run into the T-Rex's vagina and hide in there until it goes to sleep. If it's a male dinosaur, hide in his butthole.
>>9477
kick the porta potty towards the t-rex to get its attention
>>9488
wait until?
Don't you mean wait until it's asleep first?
>>9488
You stood around the port-a-potty for a little while before you here stomping and heavy breathing. You hide behind the potty as a T-Rex walks up and smells the area around you. Its almost as if it the dinosaur knows about your existence.
You decide to get it together, run behind the dino, fling your body up, and slide your luxurious legs into the dinosaur's asshole. It sounds alarmed at first, but ultimately it continues stomping around hunting for flesh.
You get a warm, stinky ride for a few hours until nightfall, when the dino lays down and goes to sleep.
What now?
>>9553
Crawl into the dinosaurs brain and control him and look around for a dinosaur gf
>>9580
Instead of waiting it out of getting out, you decide fuck it, we are all going to die one day, and crawl up the dinosaurs asshole, through its systems, and up a small tunnel leading to its brain. You know manifest its brain and take control.
You are now a T-Rex!
What now?
You know what, I have work tomorrow and I need energy so I am going to bed.
I'll go on tomorrow.
Please bring this back. I was having a good time.
>>9632
Stomp around as loudly as you can.
