Come, come. Place your bets on matches!
Each playa will start with a whooping 100 gold
You loses when you run out of dosh
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>16399
I'll bet 20 gold on the new guy
One on your right you got nosingston Goldman
+sneaky
+excellent sense of smell
+can break rocks with his nose
-pretty weak otherwise
-2 inch dick
-hated by everyone
One your right you got one horned Ivan.
+big benis :DD
+Menacing upper body
+that horn can deal some real damage
-skipped leg day
-riddled with STDs
-Easy to anger
PICK YOUR GLADIATOR
>>16419
ivan is on the left , whoopsie
>>16419
10 gold on Ivan
>>16435
a ten on Ivan, a ten on Ivan!
come on other guy, Nosingston needs some support here!
>>16419
50 GOLD COINS ON IVAN
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>16479
now a roll for the one horned IVAN
>>16399
I bet this on Ivan
>>16486
Ivan you shit
>>16479
>>16486
>>16468
>>16435
The nose has destroyed the one horned mad, tough luck Ivan! Every loser will be sent to the darkest depth of hades! woo!
Now for another contender
A fucking rock
+Solid
+Stable
+Can take a lot of hits
-Nigga, its a rock
- A FUCKING ROCK
CHOOSE YOUR GLADIATOR
>>16501
90 gold on the rock
>>16507
Look at the balls on this man! he bet all his shit on a fucking rock!
>>16501
I bet the first role on the rock and the second on Goldman
>>16516
I like the cut of his jib
>>16526
Forgot to roll
>>16533
how much would you bet exactly?
Rolled 34, 36 = 70 (2d50)
>>16533
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>16528
no use in keeping the man with the biggest balls waiting!
the nose strikes!
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>16546
now it is its chance!
go, a fucking rock!
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>16551
my bad
>>16556
So I lost 36 and I made 34, so I'm at 98. I'm okay with this. What's next?
>>16528
A FUCKING ROCK PREVAILS
YOU HAVE 180 DOSH, fine work good man.
now, a serious contender approaches
Ho Lee Fuk!
+Can read moon runes
+Genius
+Eyes of a tiger or a snek
- Ching chong ming ling
-These fucking teeth
-A fucking GOOK
PICK YOUR GLADIATOR!
>>16575
Let it ride
>>16575
100 gold on the rock
Rolled 27, 41 = 68 (2d50)
>>16575
First on Ho Lee, second on the rock
>>16606
so I won? Rock got 82 and the gook got 78