Pokemon RPG Thread
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Hello There! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!
You are a young boy who likes MAGNEMITES. In fact, It has been your dream to become a Steel-Type GYM LEADER. Now, today you're turning 13. What is your name? Dubs decides.
>>10110
MAGNEMIKE
>>10123
roll
>>10128
inb4 samefag OP
>>10128
OP, if you wanted this to move faster, you could have just omitted the dubs rule
>>10145
Your probably right, fuck. Instead, we'll go with whoever goes first unless there's a shit load of people then we'll go back to dubs. His name is magnemike lemme draw it
Alright, MAGNEMIKE. It is time! Choose your starter! BULBASAUR, CHARMANDER, SQUIRTLE, PIKACHU, Or Thomas? First decides
>>10179
Fuck that get a mankey
>>10179
I chose Pororo
>>10179
Like Thomas the Train, or some shit?
>>10179
Thomas obviously
>>10188
You ask for a MANKEY. They don't have a mankey. So whoever the fuck is giving you free pokemon went to the pokemon insane asylum and retrieved a MANMANDER. It is a Fighting/Fire Type. You are concerned. What do you do next?
>>10219
Fuck it
>>10220
After losing your virginity to a fucking pig lizard, you decide to go to ROUTE 10220. What do you do next?
>>10227
Delete the thread you made!!!
>>10227
Fuck the person who gave you the pokeman
>>10227
Catch a pokemon
>>10232
While exploring, you found a COLOSSAL METAPOD. It is fucking huge! You have 10 Pokeballs and a Premier Ball. What do you do?
>>10245
Fuck it
>>10247
It ends up fucking you. What else do you do?
>>10259
Present your boipucci
>>10259
Make the metapod take responsibility.
>>10259
get a pregnancy test
This thread is garbage delete it
>>10264
The COLOSSAL METAPOD realizes that if it doesn't let you capture it, it would know that you would be fucking destroyed by the time you get to the first gym. So, it lets you capture it for your own safety. You put it in the Premier ball. What do you do next?
>>10290
Pororo destroys the twin towers what do
Trade giant metapod to a bug collector for a scyther holding a metal coat. You need you a steel type
>>10306
You look, but Scythers are hard to come by! You fail to do so. What next?
>>10324
Masturbate
>>10336
You masturbate.
You then proceed to do something productive. What will it be?
>OP speaking here, I'm now looking for the best one instead of the first one most of the time.
Walk into the tall grass.
>>10359
Fuck may
Go to the gym
>>10360
FUCK this grass is tall! You are ambushed by a horde of RATTATA! What will you do?! You have 2 Pokemon: MANMANDER and METAPOD.
>>10375
run, rattata are no joke
>>10384
You try to run, but the stupid Metapod is in your way! There are Rattatas biting your shit! What will you do?!?
>>10394
summon manmander
>>10399
MANMANDER fucks up all their shit! MANMANDER gains a shit ton of levels. What do you do next?
>>10414
proceed to the gym
oh fuck its 2:30 I'll make a continutation thread if this thread goes down.
Good night /qst/
>>10123
excellent
