Wizard Vs Human
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Thanks for a really good first quest by me Gn4.
Time for the second one.
You just finished fucking your bitch and now she wants to take a bath with you in Cheetos.
Whilist bathing with your bitch you get a phone call from your friend "Ben, The great wizard of light" he tells you that there are gay-wizards invading your village and you must defend it.
Humans and Gay-Wizards have been at war for quite some time now, their leader is Nicholas Cage.
You have three weapons to chose from
1. Steel Sword
2. Mace Spray
3. A swallow
Which weapon do you chose?
*I'll be typically just using the first reply again for this thread.*
>>6460
>using swords and maces against wizards
Only option is #3, a swallow
>>6474
You take your swallow and run outside to see gay wizards raping your village viciously.
A low level wizard approaches you and asks what your name is...
What is your name?
>>6474
It's Mace >SPRAY<
If it works against bears wizards don't stand a chance
>>6486
Ya I said spray to make the distinction haha it's too late anyways though
>>6482
Chester Cheetah, the Cheeto Bandito
>>6494
The gay wizard attempts to rape you
>>6520
Attempt to make him swallow the swallow
>>6520
By the power of cheeto dust I compell you to at least buy me dinner first!!!
>>6528
he swallows the swallow and dies. His other faggot friends walk up to you ready to gang rape
>>6535
I put on the slain Wizards robe and wizard hat
