God quest thing
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A god starts existing in an empty void. Omniscient and omnipotent, this strange being is capable of anything.
But as you can see, the god is still quite formless. Existing should be a lot easier when you aren't a floaty, intangible ball of energy.
So, what form will the god take?
A dong.
>>17041
A big, black dong, more specifically.
>>16992
Vladimir Putin
>>17055
Dubs
winrar
>>17054
The outline will be black.
>>17054
The god undergoes a mysterious transformation and becomes the first huge, black penis in the world.
In this new form, creating other things should be easy.
What will the god create?
>>17065
Is that how this works?
>>17067
A McDonald's commercial.
>>17069
Nvm, gg
Laughing to death now.
>>17067
he creates 'earth' home of human beings other shit animals
>>17073
The primordial phallus uses it's infinite power to create a McDonald's commercial. Now there is a McDonald's commercial and a penis floating around in the void.
The penis god thinks it should have some steady ground to walk on, so it starts creating a >>17084
"earth".
>>17093
The dong creates an earth.
But you feel like something is missing. A way to keep the new planet warm and lit up.
What will the god create to solve this problem?
>>17093
Next, the dong creates a burger. He fucks the burger and gets covered in mayo. He cums into the ocean and the sperm become sentient coral reefs that will one day take over the planet when the world ends and their power is full.
>>17118
He sets the universe on fire to keep it warm and lit up, except he puts a big sunglass around earth and keeps it air conditioned so it's nice there. The rest of the universe is all fire though.
>>17143
I just typed what happened.
>>17119
The god creates a burger in the image of the one in the McDonald's advertisement. With the purpose of exploring his many abilities in mind, the god engages in furious sexual intercourse with his new creation.
The penis enjoys it even though it gets all covered up in mayo. The penis then ejaculates into the ocean, not knowing that this little mistake may in the far future end it all...
Enough of that for now. It's time to get some actual work done, that work being creating that light and heat source.
>>17186
The dong god spits out a gigantic firestorm. Before that he gives the earth a nice pair of shades and an atmosphere to keep things cool down there. The McDonald's commercial watches in awe.
The fires are a bit too fiery though. All the rest of this world is now fire. The freshly fucked hamburger gets a bit fried too.
It seems like this sudden light, warmth and air has enabled the earth to grow some greenery. What will the dong do next?
>>17233
meme
>>17307
Our dicky deity decides to land on his planet to look around.
He's a bit bored, so he thinks up some memes.
>>17501
Grow some feet... and eyes
>>17501
You look around and find soñé life that has developed. You say hi to a tiny plancton. You feel like it needs a pair of shades too so you give him one
the dong god definetly should try to make a live form. some small animals like rabbits or apes or even rabbitapes!
but then....suddenly he realises, that the new population is increasing very very fast through their copulationrate.
Through a gravity anomaly they even start slowly to evovle
>>17501
Create some lesser dongs. Have them pray to you.
