Donald Trump: Presidential Adventure!
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You are now Donald Trump, and you have won the presidency!
It is your first week as president, what do you do?
delet mexico
>>4171
Nuke Canada
>>4171
Build wall.
>>4183
this!
You fulfill one of your biggest promises for when you become president, and you finally force Mexico to begin construction of the new Great Wall (with the threat of deletion). Americans are utilizing their computers to move unwanted illegals into the recycle bin, so that they will forever be stuck in limbo.
More and more mexicans begins revolting against America, and America just can't keep up!
Canada refuses to help stop the influx of Mexicans, so you make a strong campaign to nuke canada (congress does not support it), how do you sway congress to allow you to nuke canada? What will you do about Mexico?
>>4228
Ask very nicely and sincerely
claim that your grandfather was African or that one of your family members is affiliated with a minority, or a homosexual, therefore your progressiveness cannot be called into question
sympathize to Israel
>>4228
Take the US army and occupy congress, forcing them to obey you with no questions
>>4228
1. become good friends with putin
2. achieve world peace
3. plot against jeurope
1. become good friends with jeuroupe
2. achieve putin
3. plot against world peace
We have reason to believe canada is constructing WMDs.
>>4297
this would be funnier if it wasnt what lefties actually believe
>>4183
>not annexing canada to become bigger than russia
>>4246
>>4255
You take complete control of the US Army, as well as congress, now having them at your complete disposal. You decide to pay off the media in order to make sure nobody notices this blatantly obvious fact.
To truly show the people of America that you are going to make this nation great again, you make an official statement:
"My grandfather was part African, he's been to Africa he's seen all the people there, and my uncle on his side was gay, he was gay alright, gayest of the gay... He said to me, "Donald, if you want to make the world a better place, you need to show people that you care about the minorities" and I do! I really do, let me tell you something, I have muslim friends, muslim supporters, I do oppose them as they are all terrorists but they're nice people. Ihave a few gay relatives, a few more African relatives, you can't accuse me of being non-progressive. You just can't. Canada isn't progressive, they aren't supporting us with our campaign against Mexico, and we recently found out that they probably have WMD's, we seriously have to nuke canada. Come on guys."
The audience, and the whole of America is mesmerized by your speech, and they think they have the choice of opposing nuking canada.
Canada gets nuked, millions of casualties. Mexicans are flowing in through the border, raping more and more people, and drinking more and more alcohol
All of europe declares war on you, as well as some of asia/oceania. WWIII is now.
>>4228
ANNEX CANADA
>>4341
We need to create the first and final true supercomputer capable of performing all the calculations in the world.
>>4341
Ally russia
>>4341
Call on brother Putin to join the war on your side
>>4341
USE biological Weapon WITH cornflakes
GIVE cornflakes TO jeurope
>>4341
Remind Europoors they have no nukes. UK isn't Europe. China still wants our food else they starve.
>>4367
France has nukes.
>>4374
nuke france
>>4374
So does UK
>>4341
Build a wall! a vast spherical wall to block out all malignant influenceses from the new great america!
>mfw this thread is an anti trump article on buzzfeed in an hour.
Vladimir Putin strongly supports your actions, and decides to join forces with you unconditionally.
(If dubs gets rolled within 5 posts of this post, the supercomputer will be built, if not, it won't)
There are massive revolts in America probably caused by the mexicans, as well as Lyin Ted/Sanders supporters, how do you deal with these? Also, how do you deal with the massive food/water/electricity shortages, due to your cutting of ties between practically all of the world?
Construction of the great, spherical wall of shielding begins, dubs decides if it will successfully be built.
>>4399
Nuke 'em! can't have commies bein a drain on the acconomy.
Doth thine dubs declare the defence done?
>>4399
Supercomputer built. You did it.
>>4399
threaten others with nukes
>>4399
rolling
>>4399
nuke everything
>>4399
It is so
>>4404
>>4405
>>4415
The supercomputer has been built, located in New York (80% of the population of new york was killed by mexican rapists, and those rapists were killed by the glorious US Army, so New York is heavily defended).
Because you guys are idiots, America has successfully nuked Russia and have breached the one condition that would have them lose allegiance to you. Russia is now hostile, and a major, major threat. Europe is ordering you to stand down, otherwise Russia (who is now allied with Europe) as well as every other country in Europe will band together against you and launch a full-scale nuclear attack.
Dubs decides if the supercomputer says its a good idea to fight jeurope
>>4479
no
>>4479
Supercomputer you are my only friend.
>>4479
Nuke supercomputer.
It's the only way.
>>4479
Nuke New York
>>4479
It's simple.
ENACT PLAN T
little did they know that the trump steaks that everyone around the world has be buying are actually carries for the deadly T virus!
It's a simple matter of sending out the signal, and everyone who has ever eaten a trump steak, will be under your COMPLETE CONTROL!
It's gonna be YUEGE!
>>4499
Bad idea, we don't nuke europe.
>>4504
>>4511
New York gets nuked, and the supercomputer has been lost. You lose support from the majority of the nation because your nuking of New York was unexplained and unjustified, and numerous attempts on your life occur (none of them succeed). What's your last ditch attempt to get you back on your feet?
>>4479
Turn Statue of Liberty into mecha and make supercomputer control it, its a perfect plan.
>>4527
Perform the occult awakening rituals of yeer'shagob
Invade mexico
>>4527
Construct Liberty Prime, with Super Computer control and start to quell the COMMUNIST RIOTS.
The deadly T virus, which stems from Trump Steak, has been activated after broadcasting a worldwide signal, and nearly all of the governments and general "1%" of the world have now been placed under your total control. What are you going to do with them?
>>4547
Mexico has been invaded, allowing for more land to perform the glorious American Crusade
>>4566
Nuke Em'.
>>4566
use your contacts in the jewish hierarchy to contract a few kabbalistic geomancers.
Have them make the wall into a golem.
the wall-golem will then destroy mexico.
>>4566
put them to work on Project Orion.
ALPHA CENTAURI HERE WE COME
>>4566
Invade the rest of Central America
>>4566
Call upon the forces of Lucifer, Odin, Izanagi, Vishnu, the rest of the worlds demons, gods, supernatural creatures and even the Big G himself, and make them your subordinates.
>>4578
>>4581
In a rather impractical turn of events, congress has "unanimously" decided to nuke every country which has T-Virus infected people. The infected survived, however; from their underground shelters which cater to their reptillian forms. Jewish geomancers remove the wall between Mexico and America, as it is no longer needed; A giant golem made from The Wall kills every single person in the north american continent whom of which has mexican blood, significantly reducing your power.
Project orion has started, dubs decides if it succeeds.
>>4619
I will it
>>4619
Project orion crashes into the golem if dubs; if not it goes mad (or does it) and starts killing everyone from Wisconsin.
>>4619
Try to summon ayy lamos
>>4171
Delete /pol/
>>4171
fuck bitches and smoke weed
mind control everyone using the tap water
>>4638
ayy lamos feed the new god of the world grapes, and offer their anal virginity to Him, how will you appease our new god. Donald J. Trump?
What will Trump's next action be?
Build a wall.
>>4619
it must Succeed.
We can use the nuclear powered ships to deport people mexicans/middle managers/hair stylists to the next star system
>>4664
palindrome checked
>>4619
Harness the magic and mystical powers of the sun in order to awaken the old ones from their deep 5,000 year slumber
Go to canada and tell that cuck Harper that is doesn't stop the immigration from the middle east, he'll get War Plan Red reinstated. Tell the military to wargame War Plan Red. Send the results to Harper. Pull back as much military as needed for War Plan Red. Do not put the military on alert on the border, but get units close to the border in bases up north. Then go to China and tell them that migrants fropm the middle east are being brought in to shit up Canada as their citizens and government have just started moving in. Also promise friendship (As long as I remain in the presidency) and good trade ties. Kill TPP if it will reduce the amount of product being sent fromthe PRC to the US. (Sites that sell custom shits and dakimura covers that technically violate copywrite are my concern, theirs would be things like Popstation series. That shit haqs to make somebody money.. right?)
Pull the federal funding (quietly talk to the CIA about it...) for liberal social media like Reddit.
make it white again
>>6288
kek
I never said I wanted it to succede
what the hell is this board? i dont really understand the topic
Will dubs grant Trump power?
>>6644
Possibly
>>4695
Come up to the Donald and ask "have we built a wall?" just before being told to stay on the happening train.
>>4171
Vote to remove all liberals from college campuses around the nation
>>12105
There are college campuses left?
What a sloppy job we're doing! We need to scrub down the nation harder to get rid of those liberal factories. Future generations without higher education is a worthy sacrifice to the Trump presidency.
>>6288
are spaniard hispanics okay though? they are European
>>4171
remove kebab
I fucking love this thread
