Crusaders Incorporated
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Oh no! Your father and CEO of Crusaders Incorporated has died, but fortunately your lousy ass has been given, YES YOU! Ownership of the Crusading Empire!
In the OBLIGATORY MANUAL OF EXPLAINING SHIT , You're taught to take Crusades to earn money to support your ever expanding Crusade Empire!
Suddenly, a pamphlet is handed to you, THE PAMPHLET OF CHARACTER SELECTION!
>>14658
>>14667
christian carl
aussie shit thrower
>>14667
Christian Carl
>>14759
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YOU HAVE CHOSEN CRUSADER CARL! The most optimal choice you suppose to be You of course! It's time to run the family business you suppose! What's your first order as the CEO of Crusaders Incorporated ?
You see, Crusading is the worlds #1 business. Since the nuking of the Americas from Northern Arabia, once Europa, land of the Vatican, a seemingly endless war has begun to destroy eachother! You being the leader.
>Make a sappy anti heretical speech of inauguration.
>Purge heretics from your company, Lord Willing it of course.
>Declare ____ Is not heretical. (Only once)
>[] Player decision
>>14813
Declare Judaism is not heretical.
We can only fight so many comrades, we must prepare for a greater threat.
>>14870
Well. Shit. That's the worst option possible.
You got EXCOMMUNICATED. And in this case, you've been stripped away of all your shit, except your now deemed Heretical helm, which is now a mark of a HERETIC.
Welcome to the world of the HERETIC. A land of thai ladyboys, Dark Skinned persons, cucks, and HERETICAL PLENTY! Well. You're pissing on the wall I see, pondering just what the hell to do since being homeless, and in need of home.
What do you do?
>[] Piss on some gay kids.
>[] Whore yourself off to Thai Ladyboys
>[] Create Cartoon Network.
>[] Start a garbage made paper empire.
>[] Go vegan.
>[] Player write in.
>>14931
Open a new Hawaiian themed snack bar named Aloha.
