Dude's Quest
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This is Dude. You control Dude. Dude needs to go on a quest, but Dude has no class or profession. Give him one so he may start his quest.
>>17088
Dude likes going to the gym 24/7, he bullies beta fags like poster below and gets major poon.
>>17088
His name is dude, his class is dude, his profession is dude.
He starts off with his life, but it is immediately useless as the meaning of life is absolutely nothing.
Therefore his goal is to only kill himself, but he must find a way.
>>17099
Dude is yolked as fuck from going to the gym and beating up pussies. Yet he is still classless but "could kick anyone's ass". What is Dude's class?
>>17115
Dude is a Barbarian at heart, but in the modern era he is merely a Bruiser.
>>17115
Dude is a peasant at heart. Wishing desperately to be the little girl to escape his dinky little peasant farm
>>17115
Dude just plays Call of Duty while drinking some gamer fuel and Cheetos when he's not working out
>>17129
Dude is a bruiser. He kicks anyone's ass and can do it with ease, so he thinks. He has 15 hp, and does +3 punching damage. Also does double damage to those who have self esteem issues. Now what is Dude going to do for his quest?
>>17150
Dude wants to make it to the 7-11 without getting harassed for wearing nothing but pink panties, he hates being discriminated against.
>>17153
To punch god in the face
>>17153
Dude is acting as a Enforcer for a local drug dealer cabal.
He is in Erik Wheiler park with his underboss Pusher, Landross. They wait for a client.
>>17157
Dude tries to make it to 7-11 in pink panties but a crowd of niggers appear and start laughing really loud and obnoxiously. Dude is nervous.
>>17183
Dude realizes he's also half nigger and starts yelling like an ape to his ape brothers.
>>17194
Dude becomes comfortable as he begins laughing at the top of his lungs like a dumb monkey, and the niggers laugh with him. Dude now has a gang of loud niggers as a party.
>>17214
>Find Swedish at girls.
>Gangbang them for muh cultural diversity.
>>17241
Dude then immiggrates to germoney and collects benefits.
