s0lv0 quest
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You are a cute trans girl/cat and you're in desperate need of a fresh ego boost
What do you do?
>make music
>log on to twitter
>undress
>suicide
>>4988
Suicide.
>>4988
suicide
>>4988
Suicide
>>5032
>>5021
>>5039
You write up an elaborate suicide note detailing your entire life story up until this point, blaming all of your neuroses and failings as a human being on those evil 4chan trolls who make fun of you sometimes and post it online in a final bid for sympathy from your hundreds of enabling twitter followers.
Lacking the mental fortitude to actually end you own life, you instead take to the streets. You decide you won't use your twitter anymore until you think everything's blown over.
How do you pass the time outside?
>>5060
Go to a whorehouse.
Go talk to your twin lily.
>>5060
Stop by the nearest pharmacy and order another pack of estrogen stimulants
>>5060
go poop.
You decide to go visit your brother, 'lily' as you like to call him. However you quickly realise that he lives all the way down in Austin, Texas, and that you've fled the country and cut off all ties with your loved ones specifically to avoid the harsh criticism and unbridled transphobia the neurotypical meanies in your hometown would subject you to if you chose to actively continue your wasteful lifestyle, and reconsider the idea. "Lily" can go fuck himself for all you care.
The idea that some people could possibly have anything other than glowing praise to lavish upon you quickly stresses you out, so you decide to visit the nearby whorehouse to unwind. On the way, you make sure to stop by the nearest pharmacy to order another pack of the estrogen stimulants you so dearly crave. You pop a generous handful of the pills into your mouth as you approach the brothel for a confidence boost.
What hijinx do you get up to inside?
>>5204
Try to get hired as a hooker and demand outrageous prices.
>>5204
Get wasted and whip out your dick, only to rush back to Twitter in tears after getting your shit kicked in by the poor sap you tricked into believing you were a girl.
>>5204
Try to kill yourself in a very elaborate way.
Years spent role-playing as a scrumptious catgirl vixen in your early teens have given you inordinate confidence in your ability to seduce lesser males, and seeing the opportunity for some quick cash you decide to dip your toes into the world of prostitution.
After ordering yourself a big boy drink you scour the building for a chump to take advantage of until your find your eyes fixating on a well-dressed man of indian ethnicity sitting alone at the bar. Finding yourself smitten with his dashing good looks you finish your long island iced tea and walk over to him. you doing anything tonight, baby? you ask the man, in as sensuous a falsetto you could muster as you begin moving your hands towards the increasingly excited man's crotch
Unfortunately, you happen to be completely incapable of holding your liquor, and in your shitfaced state you somehow managed to whip out your dick, and before you know it the man you nearly tricked into believing you were the girl of his dreams had knocked you to the ground, and the last thing you remember was the look of sheer resentment in his eyes as he kicked the absolute shit out of you......
You wake up in an alley with nothing on you but your half-empty bottle of adderall pills. You're scared, lonely, and want nothing more than to rush back to the safe confines of your beloved twitter hugbox, but you can't even find your phone!
What's your next course of action?
>>5424
masturbate.
Try to get someone to push you or something and then let the cops take care of you. Become a pro victim.
>>5424
Climb the tallest building in your sights and take a dive head-first into the pavement
((you won't die; this is how your latent ESP abilities are awakened from within you once again))
You decide to masturbate right there in the alley, but this quickly proves infeasable, as the sorry beating you maintained earlier has left your unimpressive member too sore to properly mess around with.
You instead dust yourself off and set out for the streets to properly consider how you'll carry out your next grab for money and attention, but as you make for sidewalk, a menacing looking minority blocks the path! Being a child of the south, you've always been deathly afraid of minorities, and this one seems to be coming right towards you!!!
How do you defend yourself?!??!!?!?
>>5551
Tell him how trump will make america great again.
>>5555
>>5551
Show him what kind of woman you are.
As soon as you're within arm's reach, slide your hand into his drawers and give his 12-incher a chokehold. Before he can react, turn around 180 degrees, drop your dacks and take his entire lengh inside your digestive tract.
As you stare the chiseled, coal-skinned gunpopper down, you remember your latent esp powers, attained as a result of a childhood spent studying arcane voodoo magicks away from the prying eyes of others in the desperate hope that you would one day be able to hypnotise a girl into willingly having sex with you. Coincidentally, you also remember that the only way to awaken the immense powers within you is to hurl yourself off a sufficiently tall building.
Thinking fast, you down the last of your adderall and run off in the opposite direction, as enticing as this african warrior's huge rhino cock might be, it would have to wait for now. You sprint off in the direction of the tallest building in town, but in all your baffling ineptitude at any physical caper you manage to sprain your ankle a quarter of the way there. As if this wasn't bad enough, you remember that the ignorant cispigs you begrudgingly call the police have recently started picking up any tranny they see on the streets in a much-needed attempt to clean the town up!
How do you, s0lv0, make it to the building you wish to dive off of without diverting the attention of the cops?
>>5649
Cut your boobs open and throw out your implants to distract the police while your flee.
has anybody suggested suicide yet? i dont want to be a tranny freak
>>5794
>i literally didn't read past the opening post
Come on OP, we're waiting.
>>5764
Your encounter with the negroid has got you thinking about african americans, so you take a step back and think about why black people are subject to such vitriol. You come to the conclusion that the fact that so many people have animosity about black guys is purely because their dicks are bigger than theirs.
These are the guys thats jealous because they don't carry, they don't possess BBC, they don't possess that GOD GENE. They can keep being jealous, wondering why their wives are asking for cuckolds, wondering why their girlfriends ask for cuckolds and wishing to be fucked by these African warriors with these huuuge BBCs that'll pipe them down until the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussy getting vibrated and thrusted into the Orgasms that spew out!!!! These thirsty beta males can keep saying nigger, keep saying black. Because you know what? Those cuckolds love it. They love this shit, I'LL BE THAT MONKEY. I'LL BE THAT MONKEY, yep with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick, she's imagining a huge black cock, why do you think your bitches get huge dildos? Because you guys don't possess the BBC GENE. Thats why you're upset, no BBC GENE = Anger. You're upset with these African cocks, these rhino dicks. Thats why you say nigger all the time. I get it!
After getting that off your chest, you realise that you were so enraptured with yourself that you didn't realise you had already made it to the top of the building you wanted to jump off of!
What are your last words before taking the plunge?
>>11407
black side phil references are dank bruh
>>11407
"give me money"
