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You awake one morning and stumble out of bed.
You notice three lights in the distance, and on further investigation, they turn out to be portals.
What do you do?
0, 5, 9
>>81809
go to red portal
>>81840
You step through the red portal.
Aaaaand you're hurling through the air. Bang. Unconcious.
Welcome to the Land of Towers and Lights, fucknuts.
>>81925
What will you do?
0, 5, 2
You wipe the sweat from your forehead using the back of your sleeve as you try to parse the static and chatter on your radio. The controls of your mount are unresponsive, merely causing the machine to twitch and creak as it attempts to move forward in the muddy ditch you've been thrown into. Beside you, one of your comrades is hit by an incoming mortar, exploding the fuel cell on the back of his mount and knocking you sideways. As you fall out of a daze induced by the shockwave and explosion, someone on the radio commands full retreat. The battle is over.
You right...
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>>84708
>Exit your machine
>>84708
>Exit your Machine
No one left behind.
>Exit.
We're the good guys damnit, we don't leave people behind.
Time for another Pokemon quest, since I love this shit.
Anything goes, really. You progress the story, like usual.
>>80903
HOENN
PENIS
>>80903
Johto
Girl
>>80903
Kanto
Genderfluid Rhydon-kin
You have been reborn as fire. You don't remember anything of your old life, but all you feel now is the desire to grow so big you can devour the world.
You are a small trash fire.
What do you do?
>>67725
jump at that homelessbro and catch his hoodie on fire
>>67725
Light the hobo on fire
you sit at your battlestation. you have successfully doxxed dozens of patriarchal cis scum. you drink your vegan water with delight. as male tears flow from your screen. The Matriarchy Battalion would reward you with feminine powers, but alas, you go to your tumblr blog and gloat of your victory.
we need to decide a name (dubs decide) and gender (http://www.strawpoll.me/10159663)
Name: Ori Geenul Posther
>>93241
BMI: 50
>>93241
What is our sexual identity as this will shape our entire regressive belief structure
You are Slav, you just got shiny new adidas tracksuit from crazy Ivan's funky bunch
you feel you want to show off your tracksuit to everyone you know
sadly you know four people
Gregovich, a crazy motherfucker that once squated on top of a bear, he is good man, very cheeki breeki
Gregovich, lover of putin, he loves the motherland and once squated in front of putin, while he was in town, very cheeki breeki
Gregovich, a killer by nature, once squated on a tank while dealing with homosexual, very cheeki breeki
and
Gregovich,...
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Visit the crazy motherfucker Gregovich to ask for help stealing more shiny new tracksuits.
>>92026
this bruv
>>92015
Squat somewhere else you lazy slav piece of shit.
Here we have the tale of a young man who seeks nothing other then adventure. And today is when he begins his journey.
>>88662
By climbing a mountain
>>88662
What is this young man's name?
>>88686
Edward Venture
I heard there are three people you are interested at.
How sweet! Oh, humans and their crushs.... it warms my heart. Why don't I give you a little help? I'll guide you until you find out which one is the love of your life. What do you say?
You will have to start by telling me about them.
(Hello!
So I thought of introducing myself to the quest world with a fun, cute, light-heartedwaifu-pandering excuse to draw cute girlsslice of life. I plan to make Love Quest work similar to good old flash dating sims where you have a certain amount of energy and need to use it wisely in order to get the attention of your preferred girl. You need to talk to her, build up stats, get money for dates... that kind of stuff. There will be three girls available, and they are all related to you or to each other in some way so you will need to build up some sort of relationship...
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We need a qt trap
You're the only one who knows that he's a trap, everyone else thinks he's a girl.
>>66619
Definitely a cute older sister who's a bit overprotective of us.
>>31063
>>31063
Continuation of this quest.
Context: You're name is Whatever (literally), and you're having some serious hunger pangs. You need to get some food in that stomach right fucking STAT.
You eat weed to try and smooth the hunger, but it didn't shit and now you're high as fuck.
In your fucked-up state you decide it'd be a good idea to cosplay as sexy batman in order to sex-up the boys at Arby's...
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Faint, do nothing untill someone calls an ambulance
>>66413
And now you're falling seven stories...
>>66433
On to a convenient awning
You wake up early on a Saturday morning to the sound of a moderate tooting sound coming from the hallway outside. You live alone. Rays of sunlight have just started to creep into through your window, signifying that you are awake unusually early. There is a slight ringing in your ears and your are a bit nauseous.
>>91892
Immediately leap out of bed singing scat tunes at extreme volume to intimidate the trespasser
>>91940
Your leaping from the bed alerts you to the fact that you were tied to the bed, however the ropes were not secured very well and you are able to get up. Your floor is very wet and you here a sound coming from the bathroom. Whatever is in there seems unfazed by the sound of your voice.
masturbate very loudly to draw the creature out
Your name is Chef Boyardee highest ranked Chef on the GCA (Global chef's association), but recently your childhood rival and next door neighbor has been catching up to you. This man's name is Gordan Ramsey.
What will you do
Cook and serve yourself.
>>82874
You climb into your giant can and place it on the stove
You turn on the oven and climb in, but after 15 minutes you realize the power is out.
Now how will you cook yourself?
>>82957
Go to your neighbor's house
Your name is Bjorn Ironside, and due to some sort of crime, you've landed yourself in Prison. From what you can see around you, there's some tattered brown clothes on you, a chain around your ankle attached to the wall, a candle on the wall next to you, and a guard outside your cell. Your cell is closed off by iron bars.
What do you do?
>>92755
Forgot to mention. 1, 3, 5, Dubs, or 69 decide.
stick penis through bars and screech while taking a shit
find a crossbow
Salutations, commander. You've beeen placed in charge of a Tiger I tank on the Eastern Front. The war is a losing battle, and it's your job to last as long as possible. The rules are simple.
>Survive as long as you can
>Mitigate damage to your tank
>Create maximum casualties upon the enemy
Here's how we'll play.
You'll only be rolling 1D6, to keep it simple.
In combat, you will roll as follows:
>Roll...
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roll to move
>>85181
Did that to get it moving.
We move, and see a T-34-85.
>not immediately put out of action by transmission failure
worst GM ever
So I've spent weeks worth of my time with creating this fantasy world and making up lore and all that shit and today I want to share it with you /qst/ by letting YOU play together collectively as a Hero in this world!
It's going to be exclusively text based with the exception of the occasional world-map update.
Every decision is made by popular vote or dubs - which ever comes first.
So here are your first few decisions to make /qst/
Pick a Species (or race if you're one of those fags)
then pick a Race (basically your colors)
and...
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>>67190
>Lijuran [H] (Roman / Greek)
Starting place
>Selaeotur
>>67190
-Sapiens Sapiens [H] (you/me/everyone)
-Nokarian [H] (Chinese / Indian)
Starting place
>Arpin
Tarian
New Poiros
You are Evrumine, Minotaur Soulborn, member of Team Fellstorm, and right now, in charge of your own team.
You have a super-important mission, and you will not let your teacher or your friends down!
They can count on you! You are definitely going to succeed!
Wait, what was the mission again?
“Where are we even going to look for this 'chosen one'?” complains Kittrane. She's unhappy because the Professor put you in charge to 'demonstrate your leadership skills'. You won't let him down!
“There are a few teams...
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The Adventurers Club http://pastebin.com/t467eb4q
Sheets in Excel https://www.dropbox.com/s/ba1zu710zhochvr/Character%20sheets.xlsx?dl=0#_=_
Classes and Races http://pastebin.com/wCst2V8B
Quest Rules http://pastebin.com/RG9EAvPq
Main Character http://pastebin.com/xHFh2iz2
Setting http://pastebin.com/ej98zdgD
Continent Map http://ibin.co/260vHqwvCza9
QM Twitter https://twitter.com/anAspiringQM
QM Askfm http://ask.fm/AnAspiringQM
Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Egwen%20School%20Quest
Diaries http://pastebin.com/PmSudaxb
Art...
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>>84724
>Have Nevyn hunt for wandering adventurers
>>84724
>Tell the undead to look for the Chosen One
