On a normal day as today, Aliens have come to Earth! A 4mts size humanoids that are amazed to see such a rich-life planet as Earth. They tell us that the Universe is way more bigger than humans think, and the reason we haven't make contact with aliens in the past is because our solar system is very isolated from most "life-planet hubs". They also tells us that they want to share their knowledge to build a community of life-forms from different planets, and so, to try to survive to the inevitably end of the universe: The Big Rip.
Despise human intellect,...
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But before going from here to there, you must need someplace to stay at the long-term and some info. It looks like you have some clean stones to use as money, the bigger the rock, the bigger the value lol.
You bought some decent house with all you need: Bed, bath, kitchen, etc, and a very friendly neighbor. This neighbor is your window between you and the world around you. You talk to her and she tells you how things work around here, since you're newcomer. You're getting familiar with markets, events and some, and after a long day, you fell asleep on your...
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>>63990
lol, i screwed it up with the [ i] tag.
I will continue this fanfiction tomorrow.
>>64003
cheer up: it's not fanfiction if it's original content.
Foreword: I attempted drawfaggotry and I failed miserably, so for the time being I'll steal pictures off the internet to accompany this story.
> BEGIN QUEST
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what
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wait
rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
FUCK
rinnnnnnnnnnnnnn- click
Eurgh. A girl can't sleep, can she. Alright, it's time you woke up.
> What is your name?
> What is...
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>Sam
>introverted personality, feels more comfortable being at home watching Food Network then out.
>cooking, drinking, pretending to be a NEET 45 year old on the internet
Your name is SAMANTHA, but you prefer to be simply called SAM. Right now, you're actively checking out the mess that is your hair in the mirror.
You are a FIRST YEAR COLLEGE STUDENT, studying ECONOMICS. However, it is summer break right now, and you work in the local LIBRARY as a cleaning la- cleaning girl. yeah.
You have a tendency for getting rather NERVOUS AMONGST LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE and get easily exhausted in these kinds of situations. You solve your struggles with social life by simply NOT HAVING ONE, having a single friend on the other side of town. Most...
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>>52337
Go to a bar and get laid
Hey there, I will be starting a 2e Lunar Campaign in the North and am in dire need of some help with a good starting location or names of people. I just need a good jumping off point. Also will be doing civ based tribal building as well so if you have any good tips on that, lemme know. Thank you.
>>72143
Wrong board.
>>72143
Go to /r/
So you are doing your daily job as a postal worker, when you just decide to stop. You throw the mail on the ground, walk to your vehicle, and drive home. Dubs decide what you do next.
Transforme into bolsonaro.
>>71810
Eat fifty churros in rapid succession.
gather all my money and book a flight to the moon
You are an adventurer living in the great city of Terra, you dream of one day setting out in an adventure with your friends and after gathering your funds you and your friends are all set to climb Mt. Adamantite and make your mark on history.
>>65213
dice+1d10
All characters in the universe die.
Main Character creation
Races:
>Human
>Elf
>Fairy
>Fishman
>Goblin
>Birdman
>Alien
>Dwarf
Gender:
>Male
>Female
Class:
>Low Class
>Middle Class
>High...
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>>65252
Fairy, female, high class, staff.
You lay on the floor with your eyes closed, only sure that you are conscious due to the constant flashing of light that pierces your eyelids every few seconds only for it to fade away into darkness. You shut your eyes in a manner similar to a child being woken up for the first day of school wishing to return to the sweet nothingness of sleep.
What is your next action?
>>49966
Open your eyes.
>>49975
Look up to the sky and seee
Look around
The room is dark and there is a low murmor from approximately fifteen or twenty nervous people. You enter from the back door and a hush falls under the crowd as you enter. You take to the center of the room and clear your throat. These people all stare at you intently, gathered around you, ready to listen to what you have to say.
What do you say/do, /qst/? 1 3 or 5 lands it.
My name is Kek obey my will
>>70533
Immediately, as the words leave your mouth, a portly bearded fellow near the front of the crowd falls to their hands and knees.
"PRAISE YOUR NAME, KEK. YOUR WORD IS MY LIFE. I WILL DEVOTE MY BEING AND MY WILL TO YOUR HOLINESS."
As he finishes, the rest of the crowd bows in unison, all shouting 'praise kek'
A single figure near the back of the crowd stands apart, arms crossed over their chest. They sneer at you. As you make eye contact with this man, he reaches into his cloak, fiddling with...
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>>70649
Have the crowd mutilate and sacrifice the undevoted one
Tianna Gregory was overjoyed, having been invited to fight on Celebrity Deathmatch as she took her time, walking out to the Deathmatch ring, finally celebrity status instead of just being any regular instagram slut. She took her time getting into the ring, making sure everyone could see her over the top booty, twerking a little between the ropes before finally setting foot in the ring, waving at her fans.
>who is her opponent?
litterally who?
>>69530
I'm open to suggestions lol
John Cena
Fantasy Quest.
You are the bellow average dude, you walk up in the morning, go to your shitty job, regret dropping out of college, get home, play vidya, watch pirated shows online with your bad internet. Until one day when you go to your job, fall asleep.
You swear you only closed your eyes for a moment but you see your surroundings have changed from the blue walls of your department store to an intersection in what looks like a backwards town.
You look around more and see that this is no back country town, this is a fantasy world. You see animal people...
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Go to pub and impress them with my lighter in an attempt to get free booze.
>>68735
Reroll
>>68735
You walk to the nearest bar, pub 2. When you walk in the patrons of the bar start giving you weird looks, like you just entered a KKK meeting with your black friend Jimmy. As you go in you pronounce you are a GREAT WIZARD who needs booze as fuel for his astounding powers. You take out your lighter and the flame stands over 3 inches tall. Every single person in the bar turns away and they seem like they have seen better.
However, there is one man who seems impressed by your actions, he wears a blue hat and has long...
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
Fulminating light spreads infinitely before us along one axis, but through another we peer into strange and terrifying places of otherness.
From fear, we shut our Eye along such axis and view only our own demesne. Our self, in a way, looking inwards...
ESSENCE
???
DENIZENS
0
CHAMPIONS
0
Our body churns.
How do we fold it?
0. Open our Eye and gaze once more upon the terrifying axis of the realms.
1. Grant shape to the demesne (Essence -> Terrain).
2. Pull life from our life (Essence ->...
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0 I guess..
Grant shape
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>64649
2.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, today we will be going on a quest to save some Princesses.
Our tale will open from the beginning. Please pick from the attached image the Knight you want to see go on this valiant effort.
First to 3 wins.
When asked to roll, roll 1d100.
>>50976
Cactus Knight ftw
Oh interesting!
I choose kobold knight
Or classic original. Priority on kobold tho
>>50976
>>47052464
Continuing my campaign for Peasant Knight from last night.
You are a ghost who possesed a can of spaghetti and now is forever bound to it, your new goal is to attain world peace
First post to end in 7 gets to choose what to do
Can:
>kys
>>48236
>Become catgirl with enormous breasts
Fall over.
Smallhorns quietly talk with each other in front of you as you wonder how to dig your way out of this one; the Big Bad Goldenhair is dragging Leaderhorn into the sky, but you forgot they were fighting in a cave… and it’s very, very deep below.
You asked them to try and figure out on their own what just happened to win some time to come up with something, but your mind is blank.
You’d ask Leader for input, but she either can’t hear your “pssts” or is enjoying hearing you struggle on your way out; it has happened before, and one time even a smallhorn...
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>>69178
Suddenly Goldenhairs?
>Wake up.
>>69178
Throw rocks at the Goldenhair
>>69178
>Wake up.
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Quest Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Nj8OxYLTw
Far off, nestled in an otherwise small Japanese town lies the Dark Gate Academy. An institution of tremendous size, the Academy holds a long kept secret. Unknown to the outside world, this unseemly town is home to a tear in our reality. A gate between our world and a bizarre dimension known as the Darkworld. The inhabitants of this hellish world breach this gate and attempt to...
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It's the weekend. Not only that, but today has been deemed a safe day from the Darkworld. You should probably get around to asking how school staff predict which nights the Darkworld appears... is it a weather forecast, or something? Whatever, all that matters is that today is free of classes, free of monsters, and you're free to do whatever you like with any worry or stress.
Or so you believed.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"WAAAAH?! I'M SO SORRY!"
There you were, enjoying a nice warm shower in the morning, a great way to start...
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>>66305
>>You believe in Justice, right? Since she saw me naked, I think it's only just that I do the same.
You know, for Justice. I'm sure she'll agree.
>>66305
>I'm going to get dressed, move on with my day, and do my best to pretend this never happened. And I'll kill you if you mention it again.
You whistle as you hoist the chained Twi’lek up by his boots. Nothing like a good day at work and getting to break a couple tailheads. He whimpers, his mouth gagged and tied up by a rag and a sock you stuffed in there. Even in the darkness of this little interrogation room aboard the ship, you could see the fearful glint in his eyes, dashing around in his skull trying to look for a way out of this mess.
Right, now he’s good and hanging. You pull up your communicator on your wrist. “Lonnie,” you call. The tailhead looks at you, screaming through his gag, trying...
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>>60988
>> Use the Force
>>60988
> Use the Force
>>60988
>> Use the Force