An entire town, gone. The townsfolk of the small camp of Quinnstead have perished in a brutal massacre.
You've been hired by the local Marshal to hunt down and kill the Indians who destroyed Quinnstead and have been raiding the nearby towns.
But first, who are you?
>Name
James Harrison
>>83310
Revolver Ocelot, aka Adamska.
Young man with a dream, two guns, and a lot of skill at making cat noises.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>83310
Clint Westforest.
The King is dead.
Having reigned over the lands of Ettra, Secomia, and Nostri, King Adalwolf Ironeye passed into legend. The first lord ever to rule over nearly ten thousand leagues, his absence is an echo that shoots around the world. The Old Empire in the west rots in its final death throes, but shudders to think of a renewed series of raids and conquests against it. The Dorlomi to the south sharpen their axes, anticipating the inner conflicts to come. To the northeast lies the tribalistic Foumekli. Each chief preparing their youth for the coming raids against the Kingdom's...
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>>62469
Ettran.
The king is dead but his people live on!
>>62516
Seconding, Ettran seems like the way to go.
>>62516
>>62528
Being an Ettran opens up more professions than most. First, you must decide on your beliefs and place in society.
Social Status
>Major Landowner
You command a great deal of Saeka(subjects). Your family probably feeds the many cities in the land. Or owns portions of them.
>Minor Landowner
You make enough for you and your Saeka(subjects). If it's a good harvest, you have a little...
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What the Fuck is this?
A stupid/unintentionally hilarious quest about a boy and his fort.
A quick recap:
>(You) wake up in a jail cell
>You bust the hell outta there, but run into the Captain of the Fortress guard, Nisa Markdawn
>You attempt to grab her tits, but you are flung into another jail cell
>It happens to be the one your sister, Shimmy, is in
>You two decide to escape
>Nisa...
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>>61168
Tell your still nameless, sandnigger brother about the documents contents.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>61245
Force fuccboi to tell you the contents of the papers, while aggressively staring at your sister.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>61168
Examine sister.
If she has a flat chest rape her.
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"You SICK FUCK!"
Your bulletshot didn't kill her.
She was bleeding through her back. You had aimed there, since it was the easiest target for someone who was running like her. Carla was on the ground, shivering.
"F-f...fff... FUCK... FUCK!" she yelled out.
Selene had run up behind you, and was looking at the scene was afar. You walked up towards Carla, and flipped her over with a kick, and you stared into her face, impassively.
You...
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>>61157
Selene should consume her. She might have some positive benefit, and clearly the steak made her stronger.
>>61157
>>>Write in
Bury or burn. Not going to have someone die slowly because of a disease.
>>61157
>>Have Selene, your omnimorph companion, consume her
lets just hope se doesnt get that condition
>>75922 To the original version
You are Armok, the god of blood. You lead 3 dwarves.
Qruvarbetare: The bronze and the miner.
Smartskalle: The brains and the wood cutter
TvÄkatt: The neckbeard.
Over time, more dwarves will join your fortress, and some will make babies.
2, 4, 8, and dubs will decide their moves.
>>77001
Begin excavating land to build the great fortress of this new land.
>>77028
While you lead your dwarveys to the mountains, you saw a mean bob cat. Tvakatt yelled "TWO CAT!!!1" and now you have to figure out how to get out of this dangerous situation.
>>77136
Pet the cat.
WELCOME TO HOTLINE 09 QUEST.
18 years ago, disaster struck. Russia and the United States entered into a nuclear conflict, destroying most of the lower East Coast and Hawaii, as well as some Russian bullshit you don't care about.
RECAP: Your name isn't hugely important at the moment, but you're called Nigress by the person you work under, an individual of dubious intention who calls themselves Abom. They have strange plans for you, and are holding your sister hostage - every mission you do for...
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BACK TO THE PRESENT: You travel, dressed in only your hoodie and your scarred face. You're pale enough to avoid drawing the ire of most authority figures - you look more like a nerdy, unpopular girl than a drug-addled, masked serial killer. Under your hoodie is rippled musculature built from plenty of batting practice and wanton killing, but from the outside, you look a bit like a chubby schlub. You even wear shitty Apple default headphones even though you know you can afford much more expensive ones.
You arrive at your drug dealer's...
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>>61609
TAKE IT.
Also, for those new, the way action in this quest is as follows:
For Action Scenes - The first 5 people roll 3d6 for their action. Whoever rolls highest has their action or sequence of actions performed. In case of a tie, it is left to DM discretion. In case there are not enough rolls, whoever has rolled the highest 20 minutes after the last post has their action performed instead, so as to keep the story moving.
For Non-Action Scenes - Whatever option has the most people voting for it at the...
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You are a lonely man called Jim and search for friends on the internet.
2/5 wins
hello, i am alone too and i maybe want to die
>>84653
No you dont.
>>84667
yes i am
Comes now the dawn of time, and the emergence of gods! The universe is new and in constant flux, with various gods appearing to attempt to bring order to the chaos... or not. However, can they get along and cooperate to bring the cosmos to peace and harmony, or will they tear it and themselves apart in conflict?
This is, The Age of Awakening
>You are a god! Choose your name and identity, and a domain to represent.
>As a god, you can speak The Word, actions which change and shape the...
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
Goena, Goddess of Vices
ROLLING FOR HUNDIES
Pain exists now
Rolled 96 (1d100)
Vestibulum, God of Pressure/Force/Magnetism
You are a bored wizard.
4, 5, or 6 decides our goal
Summon A giant penis
>>78667
we loose our virginities
>>78667
we leave our basements
Dredge...
"faen Dredge" You say as if the words came automatically from your mouth, sitting on a tree as you watch a fairly big armada slowly but surely approaching the disgusting pighole you call a village.
"Where you in the right?" an all too familiar voice comes from below the tree you're sitting on
"Damn right I was" you scowl as you spit to the ground "Damn the stubborn idiots that wanted to hole up in this place"
"We could have left whenever we wanted and you know they would have thrown us out...
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>>62627
>2. "Gather anyone that hasnt wronged us, even if the number is low. the rest can rot in hell"
Gonna give it seven minutes then I start writing
>>62656
"Gather anyone that hasnt wronged us" You say to your companion, a quick laugh followed after
"I can count them with my hands" the voice says mockingly, not many people are able to mock you without getting hurt in some way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmqSOr2-NY
But seriously folks.
Previously: >>28598
As you and Akira gallop through the forest you idly wonder just what the hell happened. All you wanted was a nice, uneventful P.E. class. Or at least one where the events were caused by you. You look up at Akira, who seemed to be fully focused on avoiding the trees. Punching him would probably cause you to fly off the horse and crash into the nearest tree, and you were feeling sick enough from the galloping.
Luckily...
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>>59386
>Fuck it if youâre gonna get your first kiss itâll be on your terms. GIVE HER ALL YOUâVE GOT!
As Akira leans in closer you wait for just the right moment. When she gets close enough you spring forward and mash your lips on hers. Itâs not so much a kiss as a controlled headbutt. Still you manage to hold her for a very long time. Akiraâs hands fall away and her entire body begins to shake.
When you finally break the kiss Akira falls back onto the ground and looks up at you. Her previous cool and collected persona was gone and she was now whimpering with tears forming in her eyes. She scuttles away from you like you were some kind of horrible monster.
âM-my...
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>>59509
>Take advantage of her naivetĂ© and tell her youâre going to leave her a single mom unless she gives you money
>When we left off...
After suddenly having gained sentience in the middle of a harsh hammering by a blacksmith, you discovered you were a kitchen knife. And you then tried to kill a young, lovely couple, but thankfully missed and managed to convince them to buy you. You have now decided to try cook something for the couple, but what will it be?
>[] Cook the piece of meat they bought today
>[] Make a healthy vegetable dish
>[]Cook their own son.
>[]Other: Write-in?
Roll 1d100 for the cooking options.
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>83386
Deep fry the son.
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>83386
>[] Cook the piece of meat they bought today
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>[]Cook their own son.
Your name is JACK NOIR.
Across a rooftop stands one DIRK STRIDER, accompanied by a small army of NINJA ROBOTS. He aims to DESTROY YOU.
You and your cohort, an IMP named GARRY, must SURVIVE for three minutes and fourteen seconds, before you can be picked up by your ESCAPE SHIP and make it off this PLANET.
STRIDER points at you, and then gives you a thumbs down. His NINJAS advance.
What will you do?
[Combat Commands have been unlocked for: Garry]
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Your INVENTORY:
>BADASS EYEPATCH
>ROBOTIC ARM STUB equipped with METAL FIST (embedded with one BULLET)
>15 DOLLARS
>2x STANDARD-ISSUE KNIFE
>1x ADVANCED CELL PHONE
>2x TOOTH HALVES
>1x CAMERA
>1x BOTTLE OF FOREIGN WHISKEY
>1x ROLL OF DUCT TAPE
>1x STAPLER TWOFOLD...
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>>76109
>JACK: Utilize the crowbar to jiggle your junk and masturbate furiously to taunt STRIDER
>>76137
You take GARRY'S CROWBAR and create a FAUX PHALLUS, which you proceed to FLAUNT in STRIDER'S direction.
He shakes his head solemnly. Not cool.
Before GARRY can ask you for his crowbar back, two NINJAS leap forward, swords drawn.
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I have Wednesdays and Thursdays off, so I'll probably get more done on this than I have the past few days. Also Saturdays.
>>58828
Good thing blue is our color
Also play up the Nightelf angle with some babes
>>58828
Gib root to Gnat for safety, scoot out of town ASAP.
>>58866
crabwalk out of town because wizard
You are standing in your bed room. Your wife has gone to work, and your kids have gone to school. Your wife has asked you to mow the lawn before she returns home from work.
But who are you?
>3 accessories are allowed
>You might as well give him a name while you are at it...
>0, 1, 2, and 3 decide
>Re rolling is allowed if you like an idea.
>>82745
He wears this type of hat
>>82762
Success!
>2 Accessories remaining.
Sick ass capalet