The Bored Wizard
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You are a bored wizard.
4, 5, or 6 decides our goal
Summon A giant penis
>>78667
we loose our virginities
>>78667
we leave our basements
>>78725
/thread
>>78725
You leave your basement. You are still bored
4, 5, 6 decides
>>78767
do a magic
>>78767
use magic to summon a quest idea
>>78767
Summon an all powerful, evil frog. That can talk. And wears a silly hat.
>>78767
find a computer
>>78767
Make a portal into another realm.
>>78975
You will the all powerful death frog into existence
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79019
switch hats
>>79019
Evil frog chants evil spell of evilness
>>79019
Force the evil frogger to frisk the president
>>79019
Order it to destroy the wall.
>>79045
Evil frogs summons Satan
>>79072
Summon Donald Trump Golem and start RPG party with Satan and Frog.
>>79072
Split roast the frogger
>>79072
Trade the frog in exchange for his trident/pitchfork.
>>79072
Ask Satan to bake you some magic cookies
satan is actually jewish
>>79104
You trade the all-powerful weapon of destruction for a pointy stick.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79150
Poke satan and take froggo
>>79150
Eat some spaghetti with your new fork
>>79150
Backstab Satan.
>>79150
Trade back for the frog
>>79150
Go rake the leaves like your mothers been telling you for the past 4 months
>>79150
Go outside with your new pitchfork.
>>79150
Molest Satan while his back is turned
>>79165
It's a little difficult, but you manage.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79194
the princess is in the castle and you are sitting at home eating spaghetti all alone on friday night/saturday morning go to her
>>79202
poof into the princesses chamber and make lovin
>>79194
Scratch out a pentagram on the floor with your fork.
>>79194
Throw your pitchfork at the princess, death is the only escape for her now
>>79295
This is probably what Satan would've wanted you to do
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79194
teleport to the top of a mountain
>>79320
Put on her princess clothes
>>79072
Kiss Satan passionately.
>>79320
Take her panties and wear them
>>79320
Loot her corpse.
>>79325
>>79326
You are at the top of a mountain. Phill swears he was just browsing dank memes.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79348
Stab Phill.
>>79348
Phil(me) jumps off the top of the mountain using my dank memes to survive the fall.
>>79348
Turn Phil into a princess
>>79354
Stabbing people is fun!
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79380
revive him 3 months later
also jump to 3 months later
>>79380
Have phil kill himself but then use necromancy to have him join you as a skellington
>>79394
Phill is now a skeleton
>>79380
Turn Phill into your demonic undead minion.
>>79426
Smash Skeleton Phil to pieces
>>79426
Order SkelePhill to dance.
>>79426
Challenge Satan to a skeleton off, your sure to win with Phil on your side
>>79426
day 3 the princess is still waiting
>>79445
You smash skele-phill to pieces
4, 5, 6 decide
>>79463
Keep reconstructing phil just to knock him into pieces over and over again.
>>79463
Grab Phill's bones and take it back to your workshop.
>>79463
dirt is madefrom dead animals, right? revive the entire earth (or any dead stugff)
>>79463
make a thrifty necklace out of phil's bones
>>79474
This is Phill's hell
>>79495
Reconstruct Phill and order him to go to your workshop.
>>79495
With all of the bones build the twin towers and recreat 9/11
>>79495
Dark energy accumulates from using the pitchfork too much, you become a new Satan
>>79495
do>>79474
until you get bored(again)
then>>79476
and>>79484
and then maybe save the princess
>>79514
allahu akbar!
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79543
After being inspired crash a plane into the princesses tower
>>79543
Check what frog and satan are up to
>>79543
Necromance the princess' corpse.
>>79585
She's looking a bit gaunt
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79605
Fuck the prinncess
>>79605
Bring both undead minions back to your workshop.
>>79605
Life-o-mance the prinncess
>>79605
give haircut
>>79616
You and the princess get at it.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79639
Check self for STDs.
>>79639
Go to a therapist and confess of your necrophilia.
>>79639
three way with /d/
>>79639
offer princess's soul to satan to get another swag pitchfork
>>79714
But she's undead so doesn't that mean there is no soul in there?
>>79714
TWO pitchforks! The possibilities are endless.
>>79740
kill satan for stealing our hat
>>79740
Ah I guess there is.
Give the other pitchfork to Phill.
>>79740
we still have her body right?
my request is the anon below me gets his request
>>79740
Grow a donut that is so big the earth can fit through its hole
>>79756
You and Phill are now pitchfork buddies
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79780
Did you post this in the wrong thread?
>>79815
nope
>>79781
smash Phill to retrieve the pitchfork
>>79780
second this motion
commence bored wizard quest and donut quest crossover
>>79835
Did you think we were just gonna let Phill have something?
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79857
Kill satan, he is defenseless without his pitchfork
>>79857
Retrieve our zombie princess from Satan. After all we did say we were going to just give him her soul.
>>79880
we still have her body
>>79875
He's not exactly defenseless. Remember the evil frog?
4, 5, 6 decides
>>79906
duel wield that pitchforks, show satan who's boss of this gym
>>79906
get phill to stab satan in the back with one of his broken bones
>>79906
Attach the pitchforks tomake a straight light with a circle in the middle
Fuck the frog
>>79906
kiss the frog
Rolled 20, 19 = 39 (2d20)
>>79906
Rolling for a success chance.
2d20 cuz two pitchforks.
>>79925
line*
>>79906
conjure an anvil over satan's head
>>79925
You unveil your secret weapon. Satan and the frog don't seem impressed
Now fuck the frog to death whilst flexing
>>79953
Cast petrify on his frog.
>>79953
spin the circle at incredible fast hihg speed
>>79966
A donut falls from the sky. Satan and the frog are now even more confused.
>>79983
Grab the donut and eat it.
>>79983
Act like a competent wizard for once and disintegrate both of them
>>79995
You eat the DONUT. Satan and the frog wonder if you are mentally disabled.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>80019
SUMMON ANOTHER DEATH FROG
>>80019
send them to the moon
>>80019
sucker punch them now they let their guard down
>>80019
Cast petrify on his frog.
>>80025
They are now on the moon
4, 5, 6 decides
>>80044
Explode the moon with freeeeeddddooooommmmm
>>80044
Explode the moon
>>80044
Turn the moon into cheese
>>80044
Cast explode on the Moon with your Satanic weapon of doom.
>>80044
Kamehameha that shit
>>80044
Cast moon boom doom kaboom bloom
Give them somewhere to sit
>>80044
go to hell while satan's distracted on the moon
become new demon king
>>80044
Cast magic missile at them
>>80044
Turn the moon into a giant mooning the earth.
>>80044
Commune with the Dead God for assistance.
>>80105
You are now the ruler of Hell, and you have many demons at your disposal.
4, 5, 6 decide
>>80132
Summon Phil to hell
>>80132
See if any of your old relatives are there.
>>80132
do your usual demon king thingy, kill rape pillage everything with your minions
>>80132
Send them to blow up the moon
>>80132
Reconstitute both Phill and the princess into demonic minions.
>>80132
Explode the sun
>>80144
The moon is finally destroyed
4, 5, 6 decide
>>80177
Summon pizza.
>>80177
pull the chunks down on a dragon's lair
>>80184
You summon pizza
4, 5, 6 decide
>>80190
OP can either follow it up as well or just choose one. So far OP seems to be the "choose one" type. OP has already chosen so better luck next time I guess.
>>80216
eat the pizza
>>80216
Make pizza golem, conquer eastern Europe
>>80216
Turn Phill and the princess into demonic minions.
>>80234
It's like a reunion down here.
4, 5, 6 decide
>>80256
Pizza party!
>>80256
look for your mum in hell
>>80256
Break your circle-stick in half to have the two pointy forks again.
>>80256
Look for a town to terrorize.
>>80256
smash Phill to bits
>>80256
>"HE'S NUMBER ONE!"
>>80256
Satan and the frog seek revange!
>>80256
Blow Up the Moon 2: Explode Harder
Ok everyone it's getting late.
I'll continue on another thread tomorrow.
Use magic to grow yourself long beautiful hair
>>80311
Good show, chap!
>Was it good?
>Pic related
>>80311
Goodnight, OP.
>>80311
"10/10 this quest was okay"
-IGN
>>80311
Thanks OP
continuation when?
