/4tress Quest/- The 2nd Chapter
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What the Fuck is this?
A stupid/unintentionally hilarious quest about a boy and his fort.
A quick recap:
>(You) wake up in a jail cell
>You bust the hell outta there, but run into the Captain of the Fortress guard, Nisa Markdawn
>You attempt to grab her tits, but you are flung into another jail cell
>It happens to be the one your sister, Shimmy, is in
>You two decide to escape
>Nisa and her guards bust down the cell door to ambush you
>You accidentally cut her in half with a floppy dildo
>You kill the other guards, loot them, and find a stack of papers written in Elvish
>Dressed up as guards, you escape the prison, killing some animals along the way
>You find yourself in a deep and expansive cavern
>You tell your sister to fuck off and find an elf or something who can read the papers
>You get lost and are REALLY hungry
>Thinking you are alone, you eat your own jizz and piss
>Your sister shows upwith a Elvish-reading hostage and thinks you're a faggot (you are)
>She also reveals that you're a half-muslim cuck child
>You mentally explode
>She tries to wake you up by kicking your dick
>It falls off
>She forces the hostage to read the papers
>She names him "Fuccboi the Third"
So what will she/you do next?
>>61168
Tell your still nameless, sandnigger brother about the documents contents.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>61245
Force fuccboi to tell you the contents of the papers, while aggressively staring at your sister.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>61168
Examine sister.
If she has a flat chest rape her.
If we're still the sister, we can turn the difficulty back up
>>61168
Enter command: >spawn dragon
>>61245
You tell your brother about your new discovery, about how Mongolian imageboards can be used for infinite energy by exploiting autists.
You can't tell if he's listening or not because he looks dead inside, but he seems to be slightly less dead than an hour ago.
You also think he's about to rape you. Anally.
Also, your brother doesn't have a name yet. Let's call him Jihadi John, shall we?
This should help him embrace his heritage a little better.
You slap Fuccboi just for the lulz.
>>61533
Start playing this song to help him calm down and become invigorated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>>61533
Look at your watch that magically appears on your wrist
>>61533
Tell him that he can anally assault fuccboi instead, then figure a plan to get out of this cavern.
You realize that your bro REALLY, REALLY likes those Chinese lizard-killing videojuegos. So, to help him out of his rut, you decide that spawning a shit ton of his favorite lizard would cheer him up. For some reason, you forgot which one he really hated and which one he really really likes. So, you decide to spawn the pink one over there because he's gay and gay people like pink.
>>61644
give the lizards some lube, and ask them to be gentle with your faggot brother
>>61644
Crank the difficulty to European Extreme, your brother likes difficult games remember.
>>61702
You also remember that your faggot brother loved those hard games like Nigger Soles and Blobborn.
You crank the difficulty all the way to the hardest level to give your brother his much-needed challenge.
>>61737
Ahem. The setting bar goes HIGHER
Shift POV to fuccboi 3. Run away while the e-sports athlete hacks dragon into this weird matrix thing.
>>61737
Is it too late switch my vote to going to Jihadist John's POV?
>>62256
You switch to Jihadi John's view. You are being swarmed the out by Pink Rathians.
>>62404
Flee!
>>62404
Bend over.
I'm pretty tired, I should stop now and sleep. See you all later. Have some art.
>>62404
Wait, these dragons are weak to lightning! Equip the khezu sword you got from the khezu and wave it menacingly at the faggot dragons!
>>67784
You wiggle the Khezu Shock Sword menacingly.
The dragons are intimidated by your ferocious display of strength. You start to feel alive again!
Meanwhile, your sister is hella hungry and would probably want something to snack on for the time being. What should Shimmy eat?
>>68324
Her clothes, we offered her something and she rejected it
>>68324
a bag of dicks
>>68324
Time to raise our chinese hunter rank by killing and carving these dragons.
>>68324
We go all monster hunter and cook the dragons.
>>68324
She should eat Fuccboi III.
>>68409
You slice through all off the Rathians, ensuring that you reach HR5. Now you have a million dead Pink Rathians. After eating one, you determine that semen tastes better. Your sister also grabs one and eats it to the bone. Now, all you have are a million Rathian hides.
Which one of these weapons shall you force Fuccboi to craft? (post ending in 5 decides)
>Lance
>Insect Glaive
>GreatSword
>LongSword
>Bowgun
>Bow
Gunlance
>Charge Blade
>Dual Blades
>Sword and Shield
>Hammer
>Hunting Horn
>SwitchAxe
>Tonfas
>>68668
GreatSword, we to become as weeb as possible without becoming a longswordfag.
>>68668
Lance for the counter.
>>68814
I want to change.
>>68814
reroll
>>68668
insect glaive
best shitter stick
>>68668
actually tonfas would be cheaper
>>69277
Them dubs tho
>>69370
Also lance
>>68668
>Infidel Beheading Scimitar
>>69001
reroll, again
>>68668
can dubs be counted as something?
>>69775
oh wait, I got a 5 as my last digit
>>69775
You obtain an awesome pink lance. I guess it (sorta) counts as a sword too. It's imbued with fire and poison, which can probably tear holes into any unlucky opponents.
So, what next?
>Keep dicking around
>Find an exit to the cave
>Have a massive orgy with the Rathian hides, you, your sister, and Fuccboi III
>>70006
>Have a massive orgy with the Rathian hides, you, your sister, and Fuccboi III
Also involve that new lance. I bet it would feel super interesting up my butt
>>70006
So pretty much everyone on top of Fuccboi III. Well might as well put this new found will to live to use, to Fuccboi's asshole!
>>70006
>Have a massive orgy with the Rathian hides, you, your sister, and Fuccboi III
After that
>Find an exit to the cave
>>70517
No, we must protect our only fuccboi! Use the lance on yourself.
>>71455
He must fulfill his destiny by living up to his name and getting gangfucked in the ass.
>>71573
if he dies I blame you
>>70006
Hes automatically tranformes into Bolsonaro.
>>71837
Re roll.
>>71801
If he does die, I'll take the blame. At the very least, he'll die with a sense of pride in that he fulfilled his duty of being Fuccboi III.
>>74067we can load to a saved point if that happens
>>74111
that's kinda lewd
>>74165
But feels so rights :^]
>>74207
You and your companions decide to have a massive bisexual orgy, or another typical day on reddit. Instead of a dick, you tape a phallic-looking rock to your crotch. Despite all that, you're still a virgin since your cock never penetrated anyone yet. Also, Fuccboi gets the lance shoved up his rectum.
>>75881
Very good desu
>>75881
So can we have look at what our current status is, Character stats, inventory, agenda, etc.
>>75881
so wait are we an FtM tranny or do we just have a detatchable penis?
>>76094
our sister kicked our dick off
read the fucking story
>>76154
Read the gosh-darn mangoo.
>>76196
right to left and shit, yo
>>75881
Grow or fix that cock back on.
OP are you alive?
>>75881
Wait, where did Shimmy find Fuccboi III? Ask Fuccboi III where we are and if he know's Nisa.
You three decide to book out and find the exit to the caverns, or the entrance to the fortress, whatever way you put it. After a few hours of mindlessly meandering around, everything begins to look exactly the same. Stopping, your party rests for a while and eats a few miscellaneous cave critters. Apparently, Fuccboi knows the cave like the back of his hand, but since he's being a stubborn cunt, he won't give you directions. After a short scuffle involving a LOT of adhesives, you manage to immobilize him. So, now that your hostage is prone, how should you "convince" him to spit out the info?
6 or 9 decides, NO REROLLS.
>>78522
Keep slapping him with your detached dick until he cries mercy.
>>78522
Switch to Fuccboi
Tell your captors the info in exchange for a bj
>>78522
Ask him if he likes his dick.
Show him what your sister did to your dick (accidentally, but he doesn't need to know that).
Then wait for him to crack.
>>78522
OP are you there?
>>78522
Go into full detail on how you killed and ate Nust.
>>86627
I think anon meant Nisa and supporting.
>no one has gotten a 6 or 9 yet
>>89010
OP?
>>89654
Hey man, sorry about the constant hiatuses. I'm very busy right now, will probably be more active later.Also, there doesn't seem to be much activity this thread. Maybe it's because this board isn't the fastest, or maybe because this chapter is hella boring and slow-paced. Not much happened in the caverns. But, rest-assured, I will have a VERY interesting surprise after someone rolls a 6 or a 9.
>>90627
Oh okay, thanks for responding.
>>78522
Tell him shitty middle school jokes until he cracks
This is what I mean by shitty middle school jokes: http://mytowntutors.com/2012/08/180-school-jokes-start-your-day-with-a-smile/
>>90627
Threaten to cannibalize him like you did to Nisa.
>>90627
steal his dick and attach it to self
>>91949
looks like we are on autosage anyway. have to make a new thread then
>>91966
You slice his dick off swiftly with the Rathian lance you gave him and attach the severed part to your crotch. His screams are like melody to your ears, as you shove the bloody stump down your pants. However, Shimmy seems a little strange lately. You also notice that she only has one eye, something you never noticed earlier.
"Shimmy?" you ask, only to be answered by deathly silence.
You notice a dark object, a concealed handgun.
Shimmy looks eerily different under the glow of the luminescent mushrooms when she brings the pistol up to eye level.
She was never your sister, and never will be. As you give into pain, you faintly see two men take a strange electronic away from your prone body.
End Of Chapter 2
