(Since the old thread is dead)
Old thread: http://pastebin.com/wcDahjzv
(Screens coming soon, pastebin for now)
Story thus far (greentext edition)
>Be Rollins
>Be medieval peasant
>Be god-tier cook
>Get sent to Earl
>Get culinary training because of skill
>Wechefnow.jpg
>Get sold
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Colony Quest pt1 (screenie): http://i.imgur.com/27pdrws.jpg
Begin with the first building?
>>83192
Hmm, it looks like the resolution is too low to view properly. Wat do?
"I'd rather be dead than giving a speech, so when did this happen?!"
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/69178/
Anonhorn, you should get more confidence!
The annoying metallic sound the wheelchair makes as the haremhorn pushes you to the center of the scenario is more than enough to draw the attention of all the himehorns in the room on to you. It brings back memories; this isn’t the first, nor the second and maybe neither the third time you speak to whole herds, but those memories stay knocking at the door in your head and you are left...
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>>82640
That came up all togueter.
Anyway, waiting for anonhorn! =w=
>>82640
I am not sure if she was talking about all the himehorns in this room or ALL the himehorns...
>Write in!
The great witch gave a special task. I have to prepare all of us to be fitting citizens of her domain.
>>82683
She should have quite the voice to talk to ALL the himehorns; there must be quite a few in the caves yet!
Let's wait a bit longer.
THIS HUGE FUCKING DRAGON APPEARS!
Remember a year or so ago on /b/ how we use to play this amazing game where OP would post a picture and stats of a creature we'd have to kill? We had User IDs, and some site would track those IDs and every time we reposted we'd deal damage to it, but it could deal damage back to us.
There were a ton of classes: Archers, wizards, Dragonborns, Warriors...
That game died because Moot removed the IDs, but since we have IDs in the /Qst/, we should bring that game back.
Problem is, I don't recall the site...
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Ice wizard
>>92790
Post the request for info on /b/ or /tg/
Should get some bites.
>>92790
https://github.com/entomb/dragonchan
You find this remote control on the street.
It controls time.
______________________________________________________________________________________________
RULES
- When you pause time, everything stops except for any living creature that is touching the remote when it's pressed.
- When time is paused, anything that is in the air will float until time is unpaused, then it will regain it's speed and path.
- If you move from your original position when time is paused, you'll be teleported back to that exact spot and in whatever...
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>>94582
Go to a mall,pause time
pause time, fuck everything with a hole to fuck, unpause time.
make dinner.
>>94582
Watch some TV.
Hey there, I made a thread yesterday that I didn't continue because I felt it had a lack of backing. I decided to refine the game and hopefully this may make it more interesting. I will begin the initial story once I see 2-4 people create a character and I will try to make character creation as smooth as possible and will explain rules along the way.
A lot of rolling will be in this as I am a big fan of DnD mechanics but for the most part they'll be used for accuracy and attack rolls and event rolls.
Character Creation: This is an example of what your...
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I totally forgot to add a weapon example stats
Tactical Shotgun: dice+3d10+base perception when up close and dice+1d6+Perception when far so in option you would write dice+3d10+5.
Shorty: dice+2d8+5 when close, completely ineffective at long range.
>>93305
Ugh...again forgot to explain a mechanic. That is the accuracy roll. The DAMAGE will be determined once accuracy is rolled because it will be dice+1d20+your accuracy roll. Failures are determined by situation as well as successes (more dynamic that way.) Critical hits will occur when you roll maximum number on dice rolls and will also apply to events.
Rolled 5, 8 + 4 = 17 (2d12 + 4)
Stan McLean
Role strategist
Lvl 1
Str 4
Dex 4
Prcp 7
End 4
Int6
Cha 7
9mm pistol
Skills:
First aid
Craft
Sharpshooter
Bio likes to have a backup plan for the backup plan, would rather put himself at risk than others
(Sorry this so wordy.)
Scions are elusive terrestrial demi-gods that are attributed to being the sources of all life on the continent of Malaen. All are totally unique, but share the same purpose - to sustain the land and the life that inhabits it. You are a Scionchaser, an adventurer who chases after these great beings in hopes of gaining a boon from them - their powers can cure any disease, grant powers and physical abilities beyond that which most mortals ever reach, or even resurrect and re-construct the dead. Their blood, if you somehow manage to claim it, is the...
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Man from Sun's Belt, very dark skin, white hair
>>76634
shit, forgot to roll
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>76650
am I autistic?
My name is Danny O'Neil, and two days ago I murdered the Batman.
I'd spent months developing an armored suit, tricked out to look like the Bat's own. Meeting up with an old friend of mine, Blackie Jackson, I tried to kidnap Bruce Wayne, but Wayne split while we were distracted and Batman showed up. We got real lucky and managed to bring him down. After we found out who he was, things started to go south. We managed to break into his cave, take his equipment, and kill most of his little Bat-buddies, but last night the Justice League announced they were hunting...
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Most recent update:
We're in the Penguin's Iceberg Lounge. We were given three jobs to complete, and we've only done one- acquire Bruce Wayne's fortune.
"We struck the Batman's hideout. The Robins are dead and we're near the point where we can do whatever we want. We're going to operate directly against Black Mask." Penguin nods. "But what about the money?" "We've gotten ahold of some of it, though we still need to handle Lucius Fox." Penguin grins. "Great. Do you have it with you?"
I...
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>>69704
I suggest this (but don't take me for it, let's wait to see what anyone else has to say):
Let's focus on Black Mask while Blackie tracks down Catwoman's whereabouts.
Don't move in on the league just yet, wait for the right time.
Man just thinking about all the shit we've gotta do...
>track down Catwoman
>take down Blackmask
>get the cash from Fox
>defeat...
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>>69704
We should distribute this information. This should keep the justice league off our backs for a bit while they secure their family and friends from people who would want to kill them as retribution.
This will get us time to do our jobs and strengthen our position.
Context : You arrived in a strange land full of towers and lights. You fell off a cliff, then crawled to a tower with a pink light crowning it. There, you found a dead man fastened to the wall, skewered with needles. You looted him.
Continued below.
In the process of taking the strangers corpse down off the wall, you prick yourself quite a bit.
They had quite a bit of miscellany on them. The plot thickens.
You take stock of your inventory.
One (1) spool with orange thread.
One (1) golden coin.
Two (2) small, orange pills.
One (1) badly charred, yet serviceable dirk.
A fire rages on in the distance. The opening to this ominous tower beckons you. You are confused, and bleeding.
9, 3, 6
Eat that tasty-looking orange pill, does it taste like orange?
Go up the tower, we will conquer it and make it our base.
>>94686
Take 1 orange pill.
Jason awakes in the dark cell, his memory was extremely foggy, all he can remember is a name... Cape Coron, that and his own name it was Jason... Jason... he couldn't remember his last name, or anything else really he was male, and White, but that's it. his train of thought was derailed when the door opened revealing a bright white light and the silhouette of a strange humanoid figure, it had strange spines on its back, large talons, and a strange xenomorph-like head, but it was not a xenomorph when it spoke, it was like multiple voices talking at once. it said "Hello...
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>>95665
Jason was kidnapped by a tribe of warrior women
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>95665
Become one with the universe.
i was thinking more along the lines of what powers should he get
You awake to the sound of frantic barking and shattered windows. You bolt up. Light streams out from a hole where the window used to be. Your dog is still barking. A slime covered arm reaches through the window, a soft moaning follows.
You curse, jump out of the bed and:
>Grab your trusty sword
>Grab your trusty (magic) staff
>Grab your trusty bow
>Grab your trusty spear
(roll 1d12, highest wins)
>>68117
>Grab your trusty bow
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>68117
>Grab your trusty spear
Keep things away from our body.
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>68130
You are a time traveller from the future and you are on a quest to make 9/11 happen sooner, the first person to reach George Bush and has the highest charisma stat will be able to convince him to perform 9/11 sooner, you may team up with other anons in order to accomplish your quest more efficiently
Allahu Akbar my friends!
I go on forth to be the first adventurer, I go through the time machine and bring gifts from the middle east from the future to appease George Bush, next I then greet him with open arms and then proceed to listen to Allahu Trapbar with him.
I go in as second but I go to George Bush senior while he's still in office and convince him by giving him pie and the knowledge that his son will become Pres one day and that the economy will shut itself but he can fix it by having 9/11 start sooner causing post 9/11 America to make all the jobs and advancements earlier also making it easier to start ww3
>>93699
masturbate
RISK THREAD 2.0! Where the rules matter!
Dice rolls instead of post numbers! Put "dice+1d10000" in the options field without quotes.
Rolled 8539 (1d10000)
>>92830
Rome
Romulus
Gold
>>92830
ATTİLA EMPİRE
istanbul
dark
Rolled 7688 (1d10000)
>>92830
Too many risk threads...
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Belarus
Previous Thread: >>77400
Eat, reproduce, and evolve.
Adapt and grow.
Upon eating, gaining parts, and building. The prize will be points. Points is a way to go the next level.
Get legs and go to land = 20 points
Get arms and walk on 2 feet = 50 points
Gain intellect = 60 points
Build tribes = 80 points
Build city = 100
Build spaceship: 120 points
Go to space: 140
Colonize a planet: 200
1, 3, 5, 7, 8, and 9 decide what your species will do.
Masturbate, then reclaim your lost protein
>>90553
Evolve to absorb and see the entire electromagnetic spectrum
Still in Chargen Edition.
First disastrous starting thread here: >>77419
IN THE TERRIFYING BLACKNESS OF THE VOID, YOU ARE THE LIGHT. Mankind expands to the stars, and with it encounters an entire galaxy's worth of problems. Far from finding other older races, humanity has become the uplifter-race, the only known sentient species to have left its own home under its own power. Hypercorporations engage in economic conflict through mercenary armies and private security firms...
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>>88689
Let's start over, without the chucklefucks from that thread.
>>88756
I'll take it!
So then, let's begin with who you are.
CHOOSE YOUR RACE:
>A Human. The most prolific and advanced of the races in civilized space, Humanity was the first to leave its own solar system and uplift the aliens it found during its journeys.
>A Chimerae. The Chimerae are the result of human-alien gene splicing by a rogue corporation. Legally found to be sentient and deserving of rights, the Chimerae now...
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>>88831
They're all interesting, but I'll take Human.
Alright, second thread since last one is on autosage death.
What is this? You are playing a thirteen year old girl, Delilah, after she has ran away from home. Life has been far from easy, and you struggle to live on the streets.
Where are we right now?We are in the apartment of Michele, it is about 1:45 PM, Monday, December the 5th 19XX
Here's the whole story so far, very long and messy. Will probably polish it up later. http://pastebin.com/WnGZwK04
Update in the post below!
"A-a man c-c-came in..." You can't stop your voice from shaking. Your head hurts so bad now and there's a terrible knot in your stomach.
"Ain't the first time~" She laughs at this. "Wha' he look liiike?"
"He was h-u-g-e." You gesture with your hands. "R-really tall and really wide...not fat but j-just...he was huge. He had to du-duck to fit through the door."
Michele's eyes open wide at this, and while Tony is still snickering for no reason she looks serious.
"Wait wait...huge?...
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>>67054
Try to hide
>>67054
Hide, and take this opportunity to take the container with the powder in it out of our bag, then put it somewhere in the closet. That thing is bad news, no matter what it is. Drugs make us nervous.