9/11 Quest Thread

I go on forth to be the first adventurer, I go through the time machine and bring gifts from the middle east from the future to appease George Bush, next I then greet him with open arms and then proceed to listen to Allahu Trapbar with him.

I go in as second but I go to George Bush senior while he's still in office and convince him by giving him pie and the knowledge that his son will become Pres one day and that the economy will shut itself but he can fix it by having 9/11 start sooner causing post 9/11 America to make all the jobs and advancements earlier also making it easier to start ww3

>>93699
masturbate

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>>93699
COMRADES!
WE MUST CHARGE FORTH. AND RIPEN HAVOC THROUGH THE CAPITALIST WEST. AND I BRING TECHNOLOGY TO EVEN CONTINUE THE USSR STRONG FOR AN ETERNAL EMPIRE!

I shall go to the past Comrades, to the year 1971. When American Pig Richard Nixon is in office. By making him declare the false flag invasion of the Twin Towers post Cuban Missle Crisis. It will let him pounceCuba with ease, and annex for United States. This in turn will allow Slavic Russia to give nuclear exchange to America's, completely destroying Western Pig nation, and us to adapt to New, Russian Order. This will surely work, fortest and test have won. USSR TODAY! USSR FOREVER!

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I shoot bush and do it myself. Aloha Snackbar.

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We got this.