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You are a Goblin.
Vile, sneaky and stupid creature. Hated, despised by almost all races, you're killed on sight in most places and chased away everywhere else. It's an hard life, full of violence, death and slavery. Orks will uses you as canon fodder for theirs war against humans and elves, dwarfs hunts you since a long time and other goblins will probaly try to scam you or kill you to take what little you possest.
Yeah you are a goblin. But you are a lucky one and in you're little brain, you forsee your fate. A great destiny, you'll be a being respected,...
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Rolled 6 (1d20)
Give him a sword.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
I'm going for sickle
With the spell of Entangle, which makes vines sprout and snare the foe
I'm also a fucking retard.
dice+1d20
rolling for a warlock goblin with a spell to control minds, probably limited to weak creatures at first but i'll leave it to OP
Waking up, you find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
God, your head is killing you.
What do you do?
>>68290
Open the door
>>68290
Go home to my beautiful house, and my beautiful wife.
>Your head is killing you
"I think I might need to go see a doctorb."
You pickup the phone and dial for an ambulance.
Should have probably added a small roll to consider actions.
You are Obon, son of Dudu Oson. He led the Ubumbik Tribe; a tribe of very wise people, they put mud on their heads to keep cool. Unfortunately Dudu Oson was murdered in cold blood. You are now the leader of the tribe.
Continuation of >>36873
Previously on Dudu Oson Quest:
You met several battalions of evil white devils but have conquered them all in the name of Dudu Oson. Armed with the white's technology you set sail as a pirate and try to make a name for yourself.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>63825
Continue to find land. Eat white people once bodies run out
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>63825
Spare one white and use the rest for food.
Instruct him to bring you back to his homelands.
>>63878
Having to give all of your bread to the whiteys because they won't eat people is becoming bothersome, so you decide to make them more useful. You bring all white slaves down into the hold and line them up. You go down the line gutting them with a serrated knife, stopping at the last man. You tell him that if he wants to live he has to navigate the fleet back to his homeland, Spain. He hastily agrees and you promote him to the captain position.
After about a month or so of sailing you finally spot land in the...
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Try violating the laws of physics and see if he notices.
>>58502
Fuck it.
>>58502
Lazy?
God?
In Charge?!
We are clearly the chosen one.
Summon our motorized recliner chair of lazyness and liberate the procrasti-nation
Ariana Grande giggled as she pranced out to the Celebrity Deathmatch arena, listening to her teenie bopper fans screaming their name as she got into the ring. Waving her hands like a debutante she gave the fans what they wanted, a sample of her voice as she took a deep breath shrieking as she blasted her fans in the crowd with her powerful screams, causing their ears to bleed, shamelessly showing off her powerful vocal cords as she waited for her opponent.
>who is her opponent?
JLo
Also, they have to fight naked.
>>57415
Amy adams
Lorde.
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d6)
Attack and Defend v0.01kek
-roll two dice
-the high dice is your lifepoints the second lower dice is your attackpower (f.e. Rolled 2, 5 = 7 = 5LP 2 ATK)
-declare attack on rolled anon with your drawn weapon (size 400x400)
-defender have the possibility reduce incoming dmg by counterdraw within 3 minutes
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)
kill myself
>>72352
inflicted self dmg 2
you still go 4 life m8
looks like you cant even kill yourself
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6)
>>72352
Killing this fag
Let's have a newt Adventure.
This is a newt.
recap
previous thread:
>>20256
Ok /qst/ lets have a little DnD rpg sesh going, you control this stick figure and right now he has a staff, tell me what you want him to do and I'll tell the story as he goes along.
Rules:
1) No suicide
2) Has to make at least some sense
Story so far:
You are a young man who has recently left his home in Littlebrooke to go on an adventure through the wondrous land in which you live. Armed with only a staff and rudimentary knowledge of how to use it, you stand at a crossroads just a ways out of town.
To the right lies the city of Greypeak, the...
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Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>73390
To the woods!
>>73430
this
You turn and trek into the deep dark woods. After an uneventful 15 minute walk, you hear a rustling in some leaves. Holding your staff firmly in hand, you watch as a young goblin warrior stumbles out of the bushes. He seems cocky and untrained, but demands your possessions or your life in a snarling voice.
You stand on the face of a giant ornate clock, every tick escaping into the nothingness surrounding you.
It feels as if nothing happens for the longest time, before a voice shakes you, reverberating through your essence.
"Many chances we have given, you have taken none.
Now your time has passed, and anothers journey will soon begin."
There is a silence, and you try to respond, but when you open your mouth, no words come.
"Although your journey is at an end, your duty is not yet fulfilled. We offer you a final choice:
Guide this new...
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>>73369
>Liam
>Richard
>Sabrina
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>73386
forgot roll
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>73369
>Kobe
>Anna
>Zachary
You're a down on your luck mercenary, fired from your previous company for accidentally killing another merc. With little in your pocket and little in your stomach, you have decide to do some freelancing.
But first, what do you look like? the more specific the better.
Please do not however that i'm not very good at drawing and everything will be done in ms paint, lest you can suggest another program.
forgot to mention, highest roll in the next 5 posts gets to decide
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>72181
White, skinny ginger man with double swords and bandana over mouth
Rolled 4 (1d20)
Whate, strong man with an M16 and a bandana
You are running through the six with your Booty- O's with the New Day at Philadelphia. Suddenly, John Cena appear's out of nowhere and stares at you. He just lost his belt to Hornswaggle and was forced to be a jobber for
Roman Reigns. What do you do?
Ask him to join up with you and cause some mayhem
>>69930
John cena accept's your offer and you see Byron Saxton walk by. John Cena takes your solid steel booty o's and smacks it onto his head. What do you do now?
>>69930
You didn't know how to react to this sudden event, and the new day decided to give Byron Saxton a unicorn stampede. Would you now take action?
>-"Well that was a fun thread!"
>>>/v/336611114
>>>/v/336616384
>>>/v/336624702
>-"But I almost forgot, would you mind helping me with my chair so I can go sleep anon? I'm a bit scared of doing it myself"
What would you do?
>>69790
Help her into the chair.
>>69880
This.
Put glue on the chair also.
oh shit whaddup!
its dat boi, the best unicyclist frog on the planetet.
today you have finally fallen out of style, and as a result, you lose your income of government memebux.
its the first time in months you had ta actually go outside, boi, whatchu finna do?
>gather all the murderweapons lyin around yo house!(roll 1d10 for scavenge!)
>getcho ass on dat unicycle dere and preform on the streets!(roll 1d10 for exhibitionism!)
>Ruminate on your faded dreams. (roll 1d10 for no reason!)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>68412
>gather all the murderweapons lyin around yo house!(roll 1d10 for scavenge!)
Rolled 5 (1d10)
O shit waddup
Thanks doc
Since this board has IDs and is about "quests" could we make that old dragonslayer site work with this board? I used to love those threads but they obviously died after /b/ did away with IDs.
>>65836
I know nothing about this, care to explain?
I also know nothing
>>65836
idk what you're talking about but http://anonkun.com/ is pretty relavent here
