Jessica Burciaga was definitely older than most of the other models or so called models there at the open invitational Instagram Celebrity Running Man games, but she held her own, her body was still tight enough to look sexy in her yellow jump suit. It wasn't hard to convince her to participate since she had plateaued at at 1.5 million followers, she definitely needed another boost by entering since her age was starting to catch up to her at 32. Her hair was frizzy with the blood of other poor instagram models splattered on her body as she ran through the running man maze...
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>>78557
she encounters bettie page
https://youtu.be/JzNW7IBXL_A
>>79986
Jessica kept up a fast but quick pace, running through the corridors trying to avoid any death traps along the way when suddenly she could hear foot steps of some high heeled boots from around the corner as Bettie Page jumped out, swinging a barbed wire bat.
"Who the fuck are you?" Jessica looked surprise at the older manly looking woman. She didn't quite recognize her immediately, realizing they had somehow reanimated the old adult actress.
"Enjoying life again!" Bettie laughed,...
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>>80955
jessica obviously
Bear with me here as I want to try something new. First things first, roll the die. If you land on an odd number you are now a blue race, if you roll even you are red race.
>What is a red and blue race
Red races are descendants of the beast. They cannot use magic (with one exception), however they are extremely durable, and some can accomplish feats of alchemy to close the gap.
Blue Races are the opposite, They're frail but can alter the very fabric of reality (will describe how that after a certain amount of player join...
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>82103
is this going to turn into red v blue?
>>82118
Something like that.
>>82118
could be fun
need more people
Yuma, Arizona
198X
5 years after the End
Slivers of sunlight begin to squeeze themselves through the gap between the garage door and the wall, eventually intersecting with your eyeballs and awakening you. You are on a mattress on the floor of a two-car garage. Your bed is surrounded by tools and car parts, the remaining space is occupied by your car. Rubbing sleep from your eyes you pull yourself up from your raggedy floor-mattress and switch on the radio. You are 22 year old Hank Dalton, and today is the day.
"This is 89.9 The Roach, coming at you live...
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Mercury Cougar
Test it out in town. We don't want it to break down out on the road.
>>64847
>1968 Plymouth Roadrunner
Gotta have that huge spoiler like on the Superbird though.
>Test it on the highway
>>64847
>H) 1969 Ford Torino
>hardtop
>sky blue
>painted with Icarus on both sides reaching for the sun painted on the hood
>X) Test it out around town
I guess we are already here. I guess you already know.~ We all have got something to fear, we all have got nowhere to go.~ I think you are all insane! But I gues I am too... Anyone would be if they were stuck in here with you ~
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Welcome to the 41st millennium, where the brave die young and the air smells of exhaust fumes. For thousands of years (the story varies to whom you ask) the God Emperor has watched over the stars in vigilance against the predations of the galaxy. His immense fleets cross the miasma of the warp every day to deliver his faithful soldiers...
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You are officer Fallcastle and this is your first day on the Job. Or it will be once the lights turn on signaling a new day cycle. You have been nerve-wrecked ever since Bosun Prim has given the news of your promotion alongside your new pristine clean uniform. To serve on the bridge is worlds apart from the degrading manual labor you were used to at the bowels of the Rosa, and worlds apart from that is an actual ranking among the officers present! But before you can dive too deep into your thoughts (again) the lights flicker on slowly building up to a blinding and artificial...
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>>86672
>look at the picture and reminisce about your upbringing and how far you have come from Kronus
>don your new uniform and practice your walk, your posture, and your speech. Gotta look proper sooner or later.
>>86672
>Put on uniform
>Get straight to work
We must remain ever diligent for the Emperor.
Well, that was the end of the rope. You considered yourself an failure incapable of adapting with anything around you. You are no better than a livestock. Even livestock had a purpose in life. No, you don't deserve it.
You sat around in a puddle of your own filth on your bed. You didn't care about anything anymore.
It has been three weeks since you cut off yourself from everything. It hurts just a little when none of your 'friends' or 'family' asks for you.
You decided to indulge yourself in one last form of pleasure before...
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>72076
ROB A BANK
>>72095
For what purpose? You don't need the money where you are going. You don't want to harm anyone but yourself.
>...
let's check our funds
we could look for a dealer and die blisfully by ODing on something
It's hot on the surface, sure, but at least you can appreciate the occasional breeze.
The heat below is a stagnant, sticky, wet kind of heat that generates a thirst no amount of water can quench--assuming you can afford clean water to begin with.
Some spend days down there without seeing sunlight, and you don't know how they manage it. You can take breaks for as long as you like, but you're only paid for the amount of gravestone you manage to personally mine out.
Maybe some take that as a reason to stay under, but not you. You need a few minutes with sky over your head.
>>68329
Go on...
You'd heard a rumor in the past week about some nobleman going around challenging the commoners.
Chiles told you just a couple days ago about a fat, rich man claiming he could get him out of this dump for good if only he solved a puzzle in time.
He'll go on to say he didn't give him the time of day, but you can figure well enough what really happened: he took the challenge, probably got frustrated, failed, and stormed off.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bookerman32
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Dark%20Gate%20Academy
Character Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/s9JM8xxW
Quest Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Nj8OxYLTw
Far off, nestled in an otherwise small Japanese town lies the Dark Gate Academy. An institution of tremendous size, the Academy holds a long kept secret. Unknown to the outside world, this unseemly town is home to a tear in our reality. A gate between our world and a bizarre dimension known as the Darkworld. The inhabitants of...
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"Okay Ryoji, let's go over this again..."
You fidget in your chair in the nurse's office, as Akihito and Tekina are pressing you for answers regarding your Darkworld encounter yesterday.
"How many times do I have to say it?" you reply. "It was a Darkworlder. Looked like a small girl... white hair... she spoke to us. That's all I know."
Akihito places a finger on his chin, thinking. "I'm sorry, but this is very shocking news... are you sure it was a Darkworlder?"
"If it wasn't, then...
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First?
>>83075
>>First off, she kissed me. Get your facts straight.
Secondly,
>What's it matter to you?
Jealous?
(This is my first attempt at a quest, - don't be too harsh. You are not required to roll, because the outcome of your actions will be judged based on the last two digits of the post number.
>You are a party of five adventurers
After days of walking down the beaten path and across uncharted lands, you decide to temporarily rest your weapons and take residence in a little hamlet to the north. Not much else is knpwn about this place, but it looks decent for you to settle in.
Your party seems to be the single one in the tavern, and no other sounds aside from the bartender counting some coins can be heard. You could look outside if there would be any windows not covered in a thick layer of dust and dirt, and you might as well order a drink, but don't expect an answer from the bored tavernkeep.
You are seated in the back of the wooden hut, at the round table, and are doing nothing but staring at each other.
"Bah" says one of you, yet suddenly stops and decides not to speak any further. I believe enough information was given, yet one question still stands.
>Who are you?
YAHALLO
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE litteraly
>>83061
>Who are you?
A zombie adventurer.
Searching for a quest filled with adventure, hard choices, awesome characters and stunning artwork that helps depict such things? Then fuck right off.
Want to argue over hair color, try to force your own favorite monstergirl to be a waifu, and generally dick around? Then you're one of us.
First thread (archived): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40442/
Previous thread: >>51460
Pastebin with most of story: http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKX
In the last thread:
After a very...
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>Well, no point in sitting around
>Time to go search for another blue haired babe
>Zan wants to come along
>Aalna stays
>Scoping out chicks in elven city
>Plenty give you harsh looks
>Others are polite and smile a little or wave
>Zan on your arm, staring at everything
>Tugging your arm when she...
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
Use Your Tentadick to knock out the guards and find the queen in the building
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>65586
This is a matter of importance, implore them to request we be allowed a small meeting with her, or else our entire journey will have been for naught.
On a separate note, pastebin has caught up to this thread.
Oh shit nigger, you're Dick Justice, a Bugman Peacekeeper in some generic post appocalyptic wasteland. On a quest to deliver
justice and make the best wasteland meal.
A Mutant Chef heard of your quest and considered it an offense to him. He has now decided to engage you in a boss fight in order
to kill you and make you into a meal. What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Apply buffs to party
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Kill him and make HIM into a meal
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>84010
Argue
You are a young man, you wish to be an adventurer
4, 6, 8 or dubs decides class
>>82838
Mage
Thief
>>82838
Figther
You find yourself in a room
You have no recollection of how you got here
There is a bed in the corner of the room
There is a keypad with the numbers 1-9
There is a strong light
What do you do?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>82056
Squat.
>>82056
become god
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>82068
fuck.
I fucked up my roll
become god
Hordes upon hordes of woman gathered as they waited their turn at the death arena, looking for fame and fortune in this dystopian future.
Althea stood tall and proud, still basically unharmed waiting to enter, only covered in blood as she proudly wore her old cheer uniform, raising her sword high as she waited for her next foe.
Soon her name was called as she jumped into the arena. Althea leaped up, doing a little dance routine before falling into a split, showing off her flexibility before getting back up. anxiously she waited for her opponent.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80981
>fishbowl, the result of a golem core being left unattended in a child's room. all that remains of the boy or the room is a creature with the mind of a ten year old and the body of an abandoned government project.
>SPD: high
>DMG: medium
>INT: low
>DEF: low
>ACC: medium
>CAR: high
>>81002
"What the fuck are you??!?!" Althea had killed some folks before but she was flabbergasted as she stared at the strange bowl creature before her quickly grabbing a sword and a shield as she walked down the entrance ramp to the ring, quickly slipping through the rope as she raised her sword and shield. "Ready to die?" She laughed nervously at the weird looking golem as she clanged her shield and sword together.
>who gets the first blow?
>>81029
>Fishbowl leaps across the room, immediately throttling the young woman and ending this bizarre fetish thread
Continuation of >>74078
Last we left off we just suicide bombed our self and ghost-raped our mom
4, 5, 6 decides
Posess your mom and drive to a pizza place
>>77955
Looks like the police are still here.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>77990
Ask the police to order a pizza to help live down the death of your son.
Welcome to /qst/ MONSTER HUNTER!
A SLOTH DRAGON with 400 HP appears!
RULES
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/"...
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>>75883
Alright, Knight. Starting off with some shameless rolls to get the gets going.
RULE UPDATE
Posts ending in X1 and X9 now ALSO land the same Damage as if DUBS were rolled.
RULE UPDATE
>>75929
FUCK I feed myself to the monster.