Suicide quest
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Well, that was the end of the rope. You considered yourself an failure incapable of adapting with anything around you. You are no better than a livestock. Even livestock had a purpose in life. No, you don't deserve it.
You sat around in a puddle of your own filth on your bed. You didn't care about anything anymore.
It has been three weeks since you cut off yourself from everything. It hurts just a little when none of your 'friends' or 'family' asks for you.
You decided to indulge yourself in one last form of pleasure before doing the deed. So, what it will be?
>Sleep, you love sleep
>Search for cute images of cats...dogs...etc
>Masturbate for the ninth time this day
>Take a shower, soothe your troubled mind
>Order a large meal that you will never finish but you will order it any because you are a gluttonous fuck
>...
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>72076
ROB A BANK
>>72095
For what purpose? You don't need the money where you are going. You don't want to harm anyone but yourself.
>...
let's check our funds
we could look for a dealer and die blisfully by ODing on something
>Order a large meal that you will never finish but you will order it any because you are a gluttonous fuck
finally get all that pizza you were to scared to go to
Sell our body on the internet to a cannibal
>>72076
Is there something you want to share with us, OP?
Sleep
Take large loan from bank, give money to charity.
Your death will make the world a better place.
>>81552
>yfw 90% of that 'charity' money goes straight to hyper corrupt third world governments
>>72076
>...
Tell us what's in the room.
Fucking hell o think we've found someone's suicide note
>>72076
>Sleep, you love sleep
One last nap, before the real deal.
just get it over with
and while you're doing it, blast all star on an endless loop
for shrek
